Rate my meal /ck/
It's eggs with sauce and bread
>no sriracha
but why
>>7416146
>SAUCE
Am I a weirdo, or does anyone else think that food dropped on the floor is hilarious?
It's comedic gold to me.
>>7415026
Yes I've got a few
has potential
... I feel bad about food on the floor.
What's your favorite lunch-in meat?
cock meat
>>7414822
>lunch-in
lebanon bologna. it's like a cross between salami and bologna and it's healthier than either
my neighbor(a family man) just brought my a plate of his wifes cooking since he saw me get home at 8pm.
I just moved in a few months ago and we have only talked a few times but are planning on doing a few activities together
What's the appropriate thing to do in return? I washed the plate and taped a note describing how great the meal was so his wife knows I enjoyed it.
anything else I should do? natural born autist so i know i already fucked this up
He's prepping you to be the bull in his cuck fantasy. Your autism probably can't handle that. I suggest you write a note telling him that human interaction makes you uncomfortable, and to please avoid it in the future.
>>7414944
Say thank you and invite them over to make dinner for them sometime. Or maybe bake them a pie or some cookies or something neighborly like that.
>>7414944
Box of chocolates for her and beef jerky for him.
Bottle of wine.
Make love to her while he watches.
Basically any of the above.
Never made bread before but theres a first time for everything
Did i do a good?
Crust looks on point. Cut a slice and let's see the crumb
looks like bread to me op, good job
more adventures in 100% hard red wheat bread. last batch was great but didnt get much oven spring. this dough is very slack, highly hydrated. nothing but yeast and water. its starting the bulk ferment and im going to let it go way long because im busy and because this is slightly underyeasted and i want to see what happens.
here is more porn of my vintage Hobart while we wait.
thats about as risen as its going to get. if I cant bake tonight Im going to fridge it overnight.
I like you
R8 bread also post your bread.
>>7402923
>you know it's done when it sticks to the wall
>>7402959
Fucking tablets mang
Dave's pimpin seafood stir fry.
Some dumb girl tried to hijack my thread so I'm starting a new one.
ingreds are in the pic; this will be a quick one; and here is the video bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwvfxWF460
>>7415652
look at this shit; calamari and shrimps; decent.
>>7415652
nice?
>>7415652
Toss all that shit up.
So I have a problem with gaming and need a new hobby. Being a massive faggot with no gf I have decided to try baking. Being the fat fuck that I am I like vanilla cheese cake, but have never made one.
Any good tips ?
best recipe ?
Creative Innovations ?
>>7412626
use a scale, preheat your oven, and don't eat everything
Perhaps consider a sport or just a light jog as a hobby instead of cake...
cheesecakes are very expensive to make, not worth it if you can't do it in bulk
Who first invented the fabulous, the magnificent, the orgasmic Lasagna dish that is so damn tasty I want to bathe in it?
Also what is the best Lasagna recipe?
lasagne is shit, and every time i say it's shit people are on here are like 'you've just had shitty lasagne' and it annoys me because i am a better, more well-travelled cook than any of them and i made an entirely well-informed decision to hate lasagne.
>>7411008
will you travel to my home and cook for me?
lasagna is nice but spagbol is better
hey, guess who my favorite food writer is.
It's not Tina.
It's the dork who gets his fingers pinched.
Nudes can cook.
Holy fuck...
>tfw not honey for tasting
not tina nordstrom
nobody down with the male in the OP pic???
Holy fuck I love my griddle.
What other down-home style cookin' can I do with this thing?
>>7415929
>buy some real thin or beef steak or slice some super thin
>buy some hot dog buns, the good kind
>yellow onion
Mince the onion, and put it on the griddle, put steak on top of that. As soon as the onion is done, start mixing the meat around, sprinkle some salt. When it's at desired level of rare, slap a slice of your favorite cheese on top, and put a bun on top of it. Let the cheese steam and melt, than pull it all off with a big spatula. Makes a bretty gud philly cheese.
>>7415946
How can you tell the difference?
>>7415946
>sh*t
ask a guy who just made a chocolate malt in a bowl anything
>>7415484
What did you serve the malt in?
>>7415490
a cup, i just didn't have a blender
>>7415484
How did you make it?
So a while back my girlfriend made some meat/tomato sauce for ravioli and when I ate it I could tell the beef was bad, I just manned up and finished my plate and then didn't eat any more of it.
The rest of the sauce went into the fridge and just sat for a couple weeks, I thought she threw it away eventually but I just found it in the freezer and she's re cooking it to make beefaroni right now
What do?
tell her that shit is bad u fucking goob
>G/F is trying to kill me what do?
>>7414869
Tell her it's probably gone bad in the fridge over 2 weeks. Be very insistent on this. Suggest pizza night instead, her choice of toppings. Lava cake too. Bitches love lava cake.
tell her you fucked her sister/brother/mother/father/dog
whatever it takes
Burger thread
Fast food degenerates not allowed
>>7414690
I havne't had a realy good burger in a while. I'll put that on my list.
>beef
>German sausage
>swiss
>caramelized onions
>stone ground mustard (made in house)
>thick-cut pickles (made in house)
