I want to learn to cook. What's the /ck/ version of "start with the greeks"?
Eggs
>>7550737
I can cook in the same way most people can read. Now I want to get good at it. Where do people start for that?
>>7550742
With eggs.
Can any restaurant make a decent pizza anymore? I live in Ohio. When I was a kid, it didn't matter where you went - Little Caesar's, Pizza Hut, anything - all the pizza was fucking great. Now Little Caesar's skimps like an Ethiopian on your cheese, Pizza Hut tastes like plastic overcooked in a microwave and all local pizza places have the shittiest pizza imaginable. I mean I realize the 90s turned everyone into hypercapitalist cynics pushing low-quality garbage to try to maximize profits, but holy shit, does this mean I'm never allowed to eat pizza again unless I make it myself or fucking mail-order it or leave the fucking country?
Good junk pizza relies on trans fats and highly processed cheese. Blame health nuts for leaving with you with something that's just as fattening but also tastes like shit.
>>7554383
>Good junk pizza relies on trans fats and highly processed cheese
No it does not, you moron.
>Blame health nuts
This is the most full of shit post I have ever seen on 4chan.
>>7554392
Nice rebuttal. What a well conceived, highly structured argument.
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Sup co/ck/s
I've got some heavy cream leftover from a previous recipe. Ordinarily I'd make some miscellaneous pasta sauce, but I was wondering what you lot do with leftover cream.
My oven is out of commission at the moment, which narrows things down.
Bamp
lube
How much cream? The only thing I use heavy cream for is whipping and making chowders.
Sup /ck/ I am starting the keto thing where you only eat fat, meat and bacon. Supposed to make you healthy as shit and lose weight.
>bacon is considered it's own food group
When will the fad diet stupidity end?
>>7552456
Take back what you just said about bacon!!
>>7552445
Fatty diets increase susceptibility to cancer so just watch out mang
>follow recipe
>get desired result
>maybe look it up on youtube beforehand if you're not sure
how can people say cooking is hard again? its not hard its just time consuming
>>7551034
I think it's pretty sad you needed a recipe to cook eggs over easy
try something a bit more complicated next time
>follow recipe
>reach instruction to do something "until brown", "until firm", "until fluffy", etc.
How the hell am I supposed to know what the person writing the recipe thinks is "firm"?
>>7551034
never underestimate the power of stupid people.
Later today there is a food sharing thing at my university.
Usually it's mostly cute girls who attend and the odd dude like me.
I plan on putting my cum into the dish I'm cooking.
What are creative ways you've messed with food?
I pissed in a guy's coffee because he left it in a public bathroom unattended.
As soon as I left he dashed in, came out with his freshly refilled coffee and took several huge gulps.
I was pretty pleased with myself.
>>7551005
Somebody post the /k/ meetup pic
>>7551005
The worst thing I've done is let people horribly fuck up food they were making, hoping they would learn something from it. (They did not)
Is that you Daneeeeee
How can anyone eat this shit?
It is so disgusting and overpowering.
I don't know how japanese people can squeeze it all over all of their foods so liberally.
>>7550332
Soy sauce, too. It ruins sushi, yet apparently Japs always splatter their sushi with it? Why don't they know how to eat their own food?
ya i can't stomach kewpie either...i always have it in my fridge but only a tiny little bit is enough to make me never want to make tuna salada with it
>>7550332
>I don't know how japanese people can squeeze it all over all of their foods so liberally.
Have you seen the rest of the shit they eat?
I've been a Vegan for about two weeks now. What are some good foods and recipes for me to try?
Roast beef LOL vegans suck dude!
>>7546246
kek #GotEm
God tier sandwiches with 3 ingredients or less. (Not including bread). Pic related.
That's not a sandwich
>>7545362
Grilled asparagus, smoked ham, and Gouda cheese
Post the worst mistakes you've ever made while cooking.
>be 16
>dad ripped out a page from the recipe book and left a note telling me to cook it
>everything going fine
>he made small addendum to the recipe to make it better
>1 of black pepper
>next to 1 tsp of garlic salt and 1 cup of cream of chicken
>decide he meant cup
>can smell the pepper the entire time it's cooking
>thing comes out looking like it's covered in sand
>family is both pissed at me for wasting all that food and laughing their asses off
>dad makes me eat a big bowl of it for punishment and entertainment
It was a tea spoon, not a cup of pepper.
>>7542720
One of my cousins didn't know what baking soda was and just used a cup of Pepsi instead.
I feel like that one is kinda common among first time unsupervised bakers.
>>7542720
Your dad sounds like a cunt
>>7542720
>1 of pepper
Lel
What are you supposed to call a waitress when you don't know her name?
Are you supposed to just say "Hey, waitress"?
>>7542598
>"Excuse me, miss, I didn't catch your name before"
>there are such uncultured swine on this board that they can't into social etiquette
>>7542598
>I'd like a coke zero with extra bubbles, sweetheart
Jane Doe
What was the best burger you fucks have ever eaten?
>>7539076
It was a whitecastles at like 2 in the morning. I don't know why but it was so God damned satisfying. But sober I'd have to say it was this road side joint when I was driving through Missouri a year ago, it had a good char and amazing flavor. It had just your basic white bread and lettuce cheese and tomato but the pattie was made to perfection.
It also had this shake that is made with marshmallow fluff blended into it, literally to die for.
>>7539076
The best burger I've had was the one I didn't eat, but rather fucked.
>>7539076
Burger Tavern 77 in Columbia, SC
only good thing about the city other than USC girls walking around in absolutely nothing during the spring and summer.
4nd round of the 5th Annual /ck/ Top Master Iron Chef Ultimate Nightmare Kitchen Survivor Challenge!
This is the second thread. Please allow me to repost entries before submitting new ones.
Reminder :
-Please timestamp your submission! Detailing the cooking process/posting a vertical is encouraged but not required. If posting multiple photos, you don't need to timestamp each one, as long as the final submission photo is timestamped.
-You MUST use a unique identifier; if you don't want to use a tripcode, you must have some other way to distinguish yourself from the other contestants, such as a cute bird or scary statue in your timestamped entry, as long as it's clearly visible and you use it consistently.
Copypasta Scoring Format for Lazymodo
Presentation: /5
Originality: /5
Appeal: /5
Challenge Goals: /5
The theme of Round Four is...
Cookies!
Let's start the cruel process of elimination with a sweet bite... There are no restrictions or requirements, as long as it seems like a pleasant thing. While you're perfectly welcome to make a large spread of food, please make sure there is clearly a "main dish" because that is what people will be voting on.
Two contestants will not be moving on to the next round.
Yellowmug's entry
>bacon and braunschweiger cookies, fried in bacon fat, with bacon and habanero caramel sauce, a candied vegetation garnish/salad, and a peanut butter time stamp, served in a dog bowl.
asdf's entry
>Rose and strawberry shortbread
longship's entry
>Smartie Cookie Bark.
McDonalds looks so fancy these days!
I have literally not eaten there since the 90s.
>>7537350
You should. Great new modern menu!
>>7537353
Fuck off shill
Name me a better candy bar. You can't. Know why? Cause it doesn't exist
>>7535623
Double Deckers and TimeOuts are superior
>here's real best candy bar.
Reese's Sticks.
Zero Bar.
Twix PB.
Reese's White Cup.
Mr. Goodbar.
