>Be me, my wife and in-laws at very nice Steak House ($100+ per plate)
>Mother-in-Law orders Prime Cut of Prime Rib Well Done
>She wants it comped because it is "fatty ant not lean" and wants A1 and Heinz 57 to dip it in
>Father-in-Law orders NY Strip EXTRA well done
>wants it comped because it isn't out in 8 minutes and is small/leathery
>asks for ketchup
>They cause a huge scene screaming and I tip the waitress 70 dollars
We don't need this thread again.
You're trolling like a little girl. Dumbass.
>>7553798
I honestly wish
>tfw im a 39 year old unemployed man who lives alone and cant cook.
I mostly eat bar-s bologna sandwiches on store brand white bread.
It's quite a value.
At least you haven't degenerated to ketchup sandwiches
>>7553471
>bar-s
i love cheap meat products. libby's vienna sausages are my go-to snack.
but everything from bar-s is absolutely revolting. tastes like shit, makes you feel like shit.
Carbonara is the easiest meal on the planet, and it's very satisfying. Learn to make that.
Also, buy a sandwich press or something so you can make toasties.
Also learn how to make hardboiled eggs if you can't already do that.
Eggs on toast is a very cost effective and delicious meal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmnoGc1fxew
I really hate vegetables and fruits so about a month ago I started swapping them out of my diet for mixed nuts (alternating salted and non salted to boost the benefits). I have never felt better in my life.
Anyone else eat mixed nuts in place of fruits/vegetables?
yeah you're getting more energy lol
>>7553355
>I really hate vegetables and fruits
People over the age of 8 really think like this? I'm curious to know the weight of OP
>>7553359
my stools are no longer pasty and black, they have become firm and there is never an everlasting residue that you can't seem to wipe away. Even with wet wipes.
Why do people pretend craft beer is good? Do people just equivocate their capacity to imbibe disgusting swill with refinement?
>why do people pretend beer is good
FTFY
You'll understand in 2020.
>>7552951
>equivocate their capacity to imbibe disgusting swill with refinement?
I thought that was Stella Artois' shtick.
>>7552959
I have a funny story about Stella Artois. I was at a pub with a couple of buddies and one of them ordered a Stella and he tells me "this smells like shit." I thought no way, so I took his glass and gave it a sniff. It actually smelled like literal sewage. I think it was actually the glass (I imagine what they did was just soak all the dirty glasses in the sink and then rinse/wipe, which is what actually caused it to stink).
Anyway, Stella isn't that bad. It isn't better than Bud or any common beer, but it's not notably terror; that honor is reserved for craft beer. If anyone who drinks Stella does it hoping that it will be like the commercial with the female voice and European setting, the fault is with their stupid head.
>Ice cream "cake"
They aren't cake, they are pretty much just ice cream loaves.
Cake is an airy, flour-based baked good; this is just an imposter in cheap dairy form concealed with icing.
Autism
>>7552912
Autism
>>7552912
Not only are you wrong but you're stupid as well.
I've never had Carl's Jr and stopped there for lunch. I didn't know what to order, there were lots of meme burgers to choose from. I settled for a big Carl because it looked pretty basic and non threatening. I assume it's meant to be similar to big mac or big king, the only difference was instead of the extra bread you get extra meat and cheese. Let me tell you now, McDonald's and burger king are literally being cucked the fuck out by this thing. It tastes mostly like the big king because the meat seems to be charbroiled but the meat and ingredients seemed to be slightly better and there's way more meat. Overall it's extremely good for fast food and if you think big Macs or big kings are good this big Carl is much better
>>7552532
I worked at Carl's jr while in school and I actually think it's pretty good for fast food. Then again I made everything myself properly and that doesn't always happen for people coming in peak times so, it is what it is. Not crazy about the fries though.
>>7552532
fuck off you retarded meme spouter
>>7552535
Is the big Carl supposed to come with pickles and onion like a big mac? Mine didn't have either, wasn't sure if it was a mistake or that's just how it comes. Was still good. I had fries too and they were OK but not that great, I'd rather whataburger or fresh burger king fries.
Post food/drink you can not comprehend how people can consume, much less enjoy
I've never heard of anyone drinking tonic water without gin and lime.
>>7552525
this.
who drinks tonic water by itself other than elderly who have smoked the large majority of their life?
>>7552514
I fucking love tonic water so much. sometimes I drink a liter at a time
>diet of course
Schweppes is great, Polar is meh, and I have to be in the mood for Seagrams. I'm looking into making it myself recently but it's non trivial.
ideally I would have a fully carbonated, unsweetened tonic water ice cold, maybe with lime, maybe not
have you eaten your big mac today?
Do you clean yourself with a rag-on-a-stick? or do you have a caretaker?
>>7552502
I had a monopoly game piece for a free quarter pounder w/cheese, but i went ahead and ordered a Big Mac (large) combo as well. The QPC was my side sandwich.
I had 2 breakfast burritos and a hashbrown with a watermelon rockstar.
Why does my food always taste bland? As in, i could over use salt and my family will notice but i wont as much, everything i make to salads, breaded chicken, lemonade, and cookie cutter cakes dont have any flavor when i make them, but to other people it tastes fine. Is this normal for people who make their own food to not find flavor in their own creations?
pic not related
Shit palette. I'm sorry you'll never be able to enjoy food.
>>7552450
i should have added that other people's cooking tastes fine to me, its just that my cooking always tastes bland to myself
>>7552437
a) needs more acid, squeeze a lemon slice
b) sodium deficiency
>advertise new product
>don't stock it in any stores
Maybe I can just eat peanut M&Ms and drink some coffee at the same time.
>>7552370
honey nut
>>7552370
Please stop shilling your trash food.
These were the only m&m's worth buying ever.
ITT: "that needs to be in my mouth right now"
cum
cum
Sodas, juices, tea etc.
>Pic related
>>7552324
this is the only right answer. all others are corn syrup/sugar substitutes
None
omg. potlucks are awesome.
who else here works in an office where people come together to create a great feast?
Looks like cat and dog vomit and maybe a bit of rabbit vomit too
>>7552234
Potlucks suck. 49% the people who bring shit can't cook to save their lives, 50% bring KFC or Bojangles, and the 1% who bring good shit don't bring much(they're not supposed to anyway) so their good food gets demolished before you even get there. Then you regretfully load your plate with crappy overcooked green beans, some okay-ish pasta salad, a scoop of piss-poor mashed potatoes, and KFC chicken.
potlucks = other peoples germs. Avoid at all costs!!!
IT'S TIME FOR SOME ANTIPASTO
>>7551546
ditch the pasta and the shitty pepperoni, please
>>7551546
go on anon I want to know WHAT THE ROCK IS ANTIPASTING
Those are some big peppers.
lunch /ck/ you?
>baked sweet potatoes
>sauteed shiitake mushrooms and red peppers
not pictured:
>three boiled eggs
>garlicky steamed asparagus
never cooked sweet potatoes before but they were delicious with a bit of butter, salt and pepper
It's only 8 am on the USA west coast and I haven't even had breakfast yet.
>>7551510
Looking pretty good anon.
Haven't had anything for lunch or breakfast yet since I just woke up
Nice sides but where is the meat?
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