What kind of bottles are you working on now, anons? Kind of basic, but I've got a bottle of Glenlivet 12 and another of Knob Creek Straight.
johnnie walker green is back for a limited time
it's the only johnnie walker worth drinking because it is a blend of single malts only, like monkey shoulder. no caramel or eau de vie like all other blended whisky.
The Glenfiddich 12 was underwhelming, is Glenlivet any better?
>>7623880
I'm quite fond of it, but I also enjoy Glenfiddich 12 as well. What did you find underwhelming about Glenfiddich?
I bought this fucking can of sardines. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?
>>7623525
throw them away, it's a meme food.
>>7623525
Throw it in the trash where it belongs
>>7623525
Excellent as a pizza topping. Marinara sauce got the root of its name, "marine" because traditional recipes were prepared by southern Italian sailors who used the fish they caught but couldn't sell: sardines.
How does /ck/ feel about blood sausage/black pudding? I really like frying it with scrambled eggs and green onion for breakfast.
I like them spicy
>>7623475
I can't overcome the mental hurdle of convincing myself to eat coagulated blood. Am I missing out?
>>7623496
Meat has blood in it, even if just a bit when you eat it. It just takes some getting used to. If you need to steel yourself then just remember that you eat flesh and muscle soaked in fat, you even use bones for flavor. Blood should be no different. Hell I find it neat, I know it's silly but I kind of get the old "Eat their heart to get their courage, their blood for strength!" thing.
It's pretty good. Definitely takes a bit of getting used to though. Start with the less potent ones like polish. Don't go to Portuguese right off the bat, that shit is potent. I ate it a bunch growing up and even I need to dilute it a bit. It makes you feel really nice after too for whatever reason. Real easy on the stomach and high in iron, probably just some digestion thing. I always have it for breakfast on important days because I feel like it wakes me up better than coffee.
I put herbes de provence on everything. Don't you?
Tell me about it.
yes, tell us, i'm intrigued
>>7623446
Yeah, I put herbs de Provence on a LOT of stuff. Mainly when I'm grilling chicken, fish, or even turkey and pork. And, it's great on some vegetables too. There's really nothing bad to say about it, it's a fantastic seasoning blend.
Growing up my dad thought Friday's was fine dining.
fridays used to be pretty good before they rebranded in around 2004?
it was casual bar food, then it tried to be an american grill, which is a code for "bar with its head up its own ass"
I miss the fridays chicken sandwich with the smoky bbq sauce and mayonnaise, and the cheesy bacon cheeseburger which had that big glob of fried provolone on it
who the fuck actually wants zucchini sticks and cake pops?
>>7623399
Out of all the mid-tier places its easily the best one though. But its only because of that Jack Daniels sauce and the menu around it.
Went to a Friday's in Dubai and obviously they didn't have it. It was hard to find anything after the appetizer menu worth getting
>>7623374
Your dad probably was a really nice guy and just wanted to treat his family to what he thought was something special.
If my dad was alive when I was growing up, a McDonalds cone would be enough.
Why do these look like brains?!
>>7623320
brainfood
wai du dis luk laik benis?
omega 3s
What's the fastest way to cook a steak?
Gamma radiation
>>7623254
Imagination
Lava
Cola, Potato chipsu and snickers, this the holy trinity of NEET gamer food.
What's ck's favorite?
For me, its Lays Wavy Original with generic cola and snickers.
I eat it while playing Halo Custom Edition.
cheese pizza from 7-11 and a 2 liter of coke baby, hell yeah friday night as a 30 year old virgin. rainbow six all night, probs jerk off a few times and commit suicide sometime in the next 5 years.
>>7623168
>and commit suicide sometime in the next 5 years.
give it 3 coz there wont be an election and you'll be fortunate enough to watch normies and their american dream burn to hell.
good times ahead my comrade, good times.
>lays wavy
muh nigga
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
Ew...are men even human?
>fap to underage girl
>feed disgusting cock juices to sick mother
fake and gay 1/10
So is this the male alternative to mensural blood cookies?
this shit is so gross
>>7623043
Go sperg somewhere else.
It's fine. I prefer it for balancing acid to sugar desu.
In coffee or tea or baking? No.
Anyone got any details on that 'stevia is population control' conspiracy theory?
I posit these are the best processed snack food.
>he's never had crostatine
I feel bad for you.
>>7622951
Hell yeah. I gorged on those beauties when I was in Port-au-Prince.
>my shit smells better than your shit
What are you drinking tonight, anons?
if you're not drinking, what is your snack of choice tonight?
got a six pack of pic related on my way home from work. one of my favorite IPAs. three down so far.
A six-pack of dry apple cider, half of a 0.5l bottle of vodka and a 0.7l bottle of some lemon-ginger liquor waiting to be consumed later today. Have a great Walpurgis' night everyone.
6 pack of colt 45 (8%) for the 6th night in a row , after being able to go from the start of the year till last week completely sober. SEND HELP
Which is the best Wisconsin beer?
How about Velvet Green dry stout from Valkyrie.
>>7622885
Another favorite is Wisconsin Amber from the Capital brewery.
>>7622885
I don't know about their beer, but there's a cheese from Wisconsin called "Jarlsberg" and it's one of the best cheeses there is.
What are some good ways to use wasabi paste?
>>7622566
smear it on your dick
Turkey baster enema
>>7622566
put a large chunk of it at the pointy end of a carrot and put it up your pooper
any of you ever audition for mastercuck?
who hype for this season with guest judges?
>>7622495
Last season was pretty underwhelming I must say. And I'd never ever audition for this shit (because I'm not a good cook at all....)
>>7622495
Are you black?
I only watch the uk version, best music and judges.
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