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/ck/ what was the name of that guy in Montreal who had the disgustingly dirty apartment and would do cooking videos? I remember in one video he cooked a steak with paper towels and a lighter on the toilet seat.
It's an old af meme but hopefully someone here remembers who I'm talking about
>>7644704
>t's an old af meme
It's not a "meme" you fucking retard.
Anyone posting in this thread henceforth is a faggot.
>>7644718
bumping cuz this nigga a fag
Omelet for Obama
How to deal with kitchen and bathroom fires
Hey guys m th buddy I'd try g to convince me to buy a whole cow. I have the proper frozen storage for all the beef but will it keep long enough for me to eat it all and still taste good? I cook most of my meals.
>>7644675
Wow I should have read that. My auto correct does weird shit.
>>7644675
vacuum sealed and stored below freezing it will keep just about indefinetly. if you're single its kind of pointless.
If your freezer can get cold enough yeah, it should keep
What's for lunch, /ck? Pic related, bulgogi
>>7644658
You should get a portable stove
Had some leftover braised sausage and cabbage and some rice I made a couple days ago, along with a couple beers.
I also started some pork marinating that I plan to grill tomorrow and use to make tacos.
Lmao senpai
Get a cast iron skillet.
What's the secret of getting really smooth scramby eggs?
Mine always turn out like the pic' with white bits in there.
>>7644654
cheese
>>7644654
beat it properly before cooking it. if you pull your fork out of the bowl and the egg is still strand-y then keep beating
beat well and cook gently
If these were your only pizza choices, and making your own was impossible, which would you have?
Suicide.
>>7644648
Sabatassos from Costco. Follow the oven instructions and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever had
I'm an American who occasionally gets drunk and eats crap and I've never stooped low enough to try pizza from any of those.
Ask anything to someone who's worked in the food industry for over seven years. I've worked in small town mom n' pop, I've worked in corporate... Longest job I had lasted 5 years, shortest lasted 1 month. I've seen really good, I've seen really bad, and I've seen 95% health code violation. Been through bosses dying, seen the staff stealing bottles of hard liquor to hundreds of dollars out of the register, witnessed break room drug trades, happened across a drunk patron publicly urinating behind the restaurant... I've got stories, if nothing...
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>7 years
Wow what an achievement, good job son.
>>7644519
why the fuck would you do such shit jobs for 7 years?
3 was enough for me to get my life together and figure out it was complete shit job for felons and people that had to pay child support.
why the fuck is someone pissing and buying drugs so amazingly badass to you?
you sound like a straightedge faggot which makes your choice of profession even more confusing.
>>7644527
He sound like a dishwasher after one week of work, thinking they know everything about the industry.
7 years is nothing.
What can I do with carnitas /ck/? My dad brought me a pound he made at home. Can I just add BBQ and make some shredded pork sliders? Any ideas appreciated!
>>7644518
Uh, tacos? Please don't ruin it with barbecue sauce
Fried rice
>>7644530
That's what I usually make with it it's getting boring.
>implying this is ruined
We're sorry we upset you, /ck/, but look! We brought you the last boiled egg to cheer you up!
I guess it must be because we love you.
For me?
Have you ever had pasta e fagioli?
haha it got fag in the name
>>7644385
Yeah, but it didn't look like that botched abortion in your pic.
It's a fucking delicious soup when made well. I need to make it again sometime soon.
Hey /ck/ what do I have to eat and drink to not make my shit rock hard and rip my asshole? Lately my shits have been like rocks and my asshole bleeds everytime I take a shit
>>7644331
Lots of water and vegetable.
Fiber, you dummy. And no, that doesn't mean taking fiber tablets or adding powdered shit to your drinks. It means eating fruits, vegetables and whole grains while getting plenty to drink.
>>7644331
Drink a lot of beer, that'll loosen up your stool.
Summer is around the corner and people are starting to throw BBQs almost every day now.
What kind of meat do you throw on there? What kind of marinades do you use?
My recipe:
2 minced cloves of garlic
5 tablespoons of ketjap manis
1 teaspoon of cumin powder
2 teaspoons of coriander powder
1 teaspoon of ginger
2 teaspoons of sambal ulek
this works for about 400 grams of pork.
I normally let it marinate for a from morning to evening, but I'm thinking about letting it marinate for about 24 hours.
Thoughts?
>>7644306
I'm grilling these short ribs tonight. They are at home marinating in soy, honey, mirin, garlic, salt & pepper, water and toasted sesame oil. Mmmmmm galbi
I make tacos from my BBQ'd Meats
1. Combo of Chicken breast & thigh
- Marinade with Memphis Style Rub
2. Get Arracherra from mexican shop
- Marinade with salt and a light mexican beer
After its toasted, I cut it into small 1" cubes, and fry with homemade salsa (Jalapeno, Tomatoes are also grilled). Serve with beans and diced serrano.
Literally have it every day for lunch and dinner.
>>7644306
pollo asada/ carne asada that i make
>1 medium brown onion chopped roughly
>bunch of cilantro chopped roughly
>juice of 5 to 10 limes (make sure you use fucking limes, they are sour and delicious)
>idk how much but a bunch of yellow mustard
>salt
put in plastic bag or whatever and mix together then put the meat in and let it sit for no more than...
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Does /ck/ like Ainsley?
>>7644274
Only the most cynical and lonely fucktards don't like Aisnley.
He is the first ray of sun after the thunderstorm. The song of the first bird of spring as a lonely daffodil opens its petals.
>>7644274
Always liked the dude, don't understand the hate. Did he fuck some kids or something, hell even if he did that would be /b/ approved.
'sup co/ck/suckers.
Basically I have cooked $100 worth of weed into butter which i then cooked into biscuits. But I used too much bi-carb soda and it tastes horrible.
My plan now is to crush up the biscuts and make them into a whole new snack to disguse the flavor. I don't know, maybe brownies or a cake or something.
Suggestions? Obviously, trashing the biscuts is not an option. What can I use to disguse the taste?
you should smoke em.
cake pops are basically crumbs mixed with icing and formed into balls, so do those. the icing will make them super sweet.
Crumble cake
is drinking milk straight for children? am i a >manchild if I drink a glass of milk?
>>7643924
whoa that's hot as fuck
>>7643924
i drink milk with lots of stuff. curry, tacos, bolognese
How do you deal with the bad skin if you drink so much milk?
could you really feed a whole family in mcdonalds for less than $7?
Don't they still have a dollar menu?
Also, sugar water isn't food.
I would fuck this $7 Hayley Williams with only slightly less fevour than the real Williams.
>>7643891
if there not fat autistic fucks then yeah
