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This new packaging has tripled my sour cream consumption.
Now I squirt it on everything.
I had no idea how many things it improves.
Have you tried putting sour cream inside fast food burgers? I'll never have a Big Mac without it again.
>>7798585
that kid gunna be a fat bitch
>>7798585
does it make a good douche?
What are you cooking right now?
I'm making some Russian kompot because I thought it looks tasty. Got 10 more mins boiling then I'm done.
Not cooking anything right now, though I'm planning on making roasted garlic soup later. Also almost done making horchata.
1 minute left comrades
Done.
Who else prefers cheese bread with marinara sauce to pizza?
>Why not just order cheese pizza?
Most places brush the bread with garlic butter, herbs, and parmesan cheese. It's different.
Literally GOAT tier.
But I prefer them with nice cold creamy ranch on the side instead of marinara.
>>7796731
>Pizza with marinara sauce
even the shittiest pizza is improved greatly
>>7796988
Cold marinara is preferable, if you ask me. A pizza with extra sauce in it is just messy and kind of overwhelming, but one with some cold 'nara to dip the crust and some of the rest into, nice.
Well that was a fucking waste of money. Zero difference from "American" butter.
>>7796494
>European Style
>"European Style"
It is American butter, you memelord.
It has 2% more fat. If you can't tell the difference then don't buy it again. Did it even cost more than regular?
i just found a huge mexican cucumber plant in my yard. i had no idea such a thing existed. i had to google to find out why i have hundreds of tiny watermelons growing on my rose bush.
they are cute as hell and if you squeeze one it explodes and smells just like cucumber and melon. i can't figure it out.
I must have five thousand of them. That was just one tiny little piece of ivy. I guess a bird brought it in. Cannot imagine how else I'd have this thing growing here unless they use the seeds for bird seed that I buy.
anyway what should I use it in?
Look at this. tell me they don't look like tiny watermelons
dime for scale.
Pickle them
My mom is getting old.
>lost some of her sense of smell/taste
She taught me how to cook bros
hold me
It's natural senpai. We all will
>>7796330
My mom and dad are old, my brother and I are alcoholic manchildren and my dad has a bunch of land and apartments, I think i'll kill myself so I don't have to deal with that shit when they die.
Start making a cookbook with her before she forgets.
how do i cook for one
Beef stew in a slow cooker for 6 hours on low while you sleep the whole day in a crap Apt until you wake up. You just hope someone smells it and asks what that wonderful is, but that never happens. Freeze most of it for later. Just chisel some ice off your heart then watch some CBS HD tv until nothing good is on.
>>7796309
brutal
>>7796309
too real...
So I had a hankering for some McDonalds and pulling into the lot, I saw one drive-thru lane had two cars in it and the other only had one minivan, (a clear warning sign I failed to recognize...) only to discover to my dismay, that it was a soccer mom and her brood of ADD-addled spawn.
>>7793812
Sure enough, as I pulled in behind her I overheard some of her order, which went on for multiple volumes;
“Umm… and can I get a large Diet Coke.”
“Is that all?”
*hours of silence*
“Uhh… and can I get… a small fries.”
“Does that complete your order?”
“MOMMY MOMMY! BRADEN IS HITTING ME!!!”
“STOP HITTING YOUR SISTER!!!”
“I WASN’T HITTING HER!!!”
“Does that complete your order?”
*hours of silence*
“Hurr… and can I get a Chicken McLugnuts.”
“How...
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>>7793816
It must have gone on for a good hour at least, while I was sweating my ass off in my car waiting, until she _finally_ completed her bazillion item order.
Meanwhile, hundreds of cars had pulled in and place orders at the other drive-thru lane and went on their merry way, while I sat there literally being tortured in the 89* heat by this fat ass, (judging by her Sasquatch-sized arm…) who is too stupid to go into the fucking restaurant when making a huge ass order and instead, holds up everybody else in the...
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Nice blog m8 how do i share on fb?
Post the worst you can find and lets all be dumbstruck by their bullshit together
>gif recipes
>posts webm
>>7785977
>Global Rule 16
>>>/wsr/
Delete this thread or I will have no choice but to report you.
Thanks
>>7785997
this isnt a request thread ya mook
fuck off back into the hole you crawled out of
Food Cringe Thread.
>>7785372
literally what is wrong with an egg scrambie-wrap
Learn to use the catalog or just stick to /b/.
>>7781115
Didn't see a beer thread.
What are you drinking, what are you looking forward to drinking?
Recently I've had the misfortune of drinking some Heineken and Rolling Rock. I must be late to realize this, but are most lesser tier lagers basically the same? I'm drinking the Heineken right now and it just has that all around low quality taste to it.
Wine for me please
>>7772794
>the higher the abv the better the beer
Got some Arrogant Bastard in the fridge. Looking forward to that. Also got a sixer of Coors, because fuck it. I was heavily drinking IPS/DIPAs and Stouts for awhile, but holy fuck I got tired of the intensity and insane hangovers. Trying to cut back a little bit flavor wise.
ITT: Discontinued food/drink you want back
Pic very related.
These motherfuckers
goddamn when can I have one back
Does anyone know if the recipes online are good enough?
>>7765005
they have these in Mexico still
What would it take for you to go vegan?
And I mean what's the least it would take, not I would go vegan for a million dollars
If someone came up to me and offered to cover all my food expenses as lo g as I remain vegan I would be vegan for a couple of months
>>7800395
once I stop getting diarrhea if I eat beans on more than one meal a day I might consider it
If someone covered all food expenses i would do it but i doubt i would last for a couple months. Maybe a week
A concrete study thats shows that having a balanced diet and exercise is bad for your health.
Chicago has never done anything right when it comes to food. No Chicago version of anything is good. Prove me wrong.
Today is backwards day thanks for playing
Stuffed pizza. It's not "deep dish" its stuffed.
There is a crust on top of the cheese.
giordano's.
>things nu-males say
how do people drink the hard stuff and like it? to me it taste like fire and bloody burning.
...learn me to be alki /ck/?
They're usually over 18
>>7806604
Try:
Drinking a higher quality brand
Drinking a lower-proof liquour
Drinking something sweeter
Exhale before drinking it
