Does /pol/ ever cry themselves to sleep about how bad things have gotten?
>>68498168
nah its rather comfy
I don't cry.
Well except for after the occasional masturbation episode that brings me unbearable shame, of course.
>>68498244
>occasional masturbation episode that brings me unbearable shame,
Fuck
>CTRL + F
>No risk threads
Name
Colour
Location
Game starts at four players.
>>67905184
Gimme Ireland
Trip to come soon
Colour whatever
New cuckland
Egypt
Purple
Bazinga
red
crust of the pizza
The ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
Bulgarian Kebab Removal spec Dinko Valev said that the people who cross the border are potential terrorists.
How can someone be so based
http://front.bg/bulgaria/society/dinko-pred-front-bg-sled-bruksel-se-nadyhah-oshte-poveche
Haven't heard about Dinko for a while.
>>68497191
Was wondering if word of that guy reached /pol/. Glad it did.
>>68497417
He is pretty famous here
We are the only campaign that has beaten Donald Trump. And we're the only candidate that can beat Donald Trump.
This caucus in Utah gave real clarity to the voters that, to beat Hillary, we need a consistent conservative, someone who has stood for free market principles, who has stood for the Constitution and, critically, who stood for the working men and women of this country.
>Mormon land
Nope
>>68496984
Demand a Recount with now counters
So I've been dating this girl for well over a year now. We haven't had sex, but she's a virgin. The "issue" is, she's also Jewish. She's comfortable enough with me that we're going to Israel together this summer (theory is going before the mudslime tide washes over). She's also been hinting that it would help me with my "faith".
I love her a lot, and we'd probably get married, but I'm almost 100% positive that her parents would want me to become Jewish myself and do the whole proper wedding stuff. Issue is, you can't do it just for love, you gotta mean it. Which is why she's been so excited for me to go with her.
Since Trump's cool with the Jews, it's okay for me to convert now, right? I already had my foreskin robbed so all I'd need in that department is like a needle poke. No big deal.
Well crafted bait you fisher of men
Enjoy you well earned birthright shabbat with your wife and her son
>marry Jewish girl
>her father sets you up with money job
>glide through life no problems
>Jewish chicks love anal and going ass to mouth
whats the problem?
>no Jewish princess to put her girlydick in your goypussy
Some people have all the luck.
''Let me be clear. You are entitled to nothing. You are entitled to nothing. America was built on the spirit of industry. You build your future. It isn't handed to you. And the problem with Washington is that we haven't given you the tools to build it. The only way for us to serve you is to give you the means to serve yourselves. Well, that's exactly what I intend to do. Not handouts.''
How is this wrong?
>>67904987
>Frank Underwood
literally LITERALLY a cuck
also a liberal - but now im just repeating myself
>>67904987
>2016
>A democrat promoting the merits of free enterprise
Keep in mind this show is fiction, boys
>>67904987
>No handouts
If any Democrat said that, their career would be over. He sounds like a Republican.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/273897-sanders-jokes-about-topless-woman-at-rally
>Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders this week joked about a topless woman who showed up at one of his rallies recently to protest Republican rival Donald Trump.
>"Well, I was trying very hard to get every detail," the Vermont senator joked during an interview with Phoenix-area radio station KTAR when asked if he could read the text on the woman's chest.
>"No, just kidding," Sanders chuckled as the male radio hosts erupted into laughter.
>"No, actually I was trying to focus on a couple of other things," Sanders continued, trying to stifle another laugh as he pivoted to discuss campaign issues of income inequality.
>>68496646
>chunky bean-face
lel; wonder how reddit will take his misogyny
>>68496646
slope
How the fuck can faggots think they can be Christian?
"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23
"I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand." John 10:28
Do these quotes justify them?
Is Christianity a weak religion or is this miss interpreted?
المسيحية هي دين ضعيف وانها السبب في الاسلام سيتولى
Nicean "christianity" is a corrupted faggot religion made by and for "priests". Anyone that thinks the translators didn't slip in shit to give themselves and the church more power are retarded.
>>68496383
Fuck.
Still it worked better through out all of history until now.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carl-the-cuck-and-aids-skrillex
>>67819174
It's on kym already?
Is this real life? :-)
>cuck
>has a hotter girlfriend than any of you virgins will ever have
Top kekle
>>67819174
That was quick. Alberto Barbosa took weeks to show up on kym.
I just had to defend Donald Trump in front of my mother, brother and his girlfriend.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI
I explained to them all how I've been following the US presidential race. Before I even had a chance to tell them how I feel about the whole thing, they all went off on one about how Trump is evil.
The words racist, fascist and idiot were used to describe him. My mother and brothers girlfriend both tried to claim he was racist for wanting to build a wall and deport all illegal Mexican immigrants.
I told them that there's literally nothing wrong with building walls to keep out ILLEGAL immigrants. Nobody ever talks shit about the Israelis, the northern Irish or the Chinese for their wall building, what's the matter with America having a wall?
I also told them that Mexican is a nationality, not a race, not that it even matters since all he's literally saying is deport ILLEGAL immigrants. There shouldn't even be a discussion required there, illegal = against the law we're all happy to have in place.
My brother claimed that Donald Trump has said that he wants to deport all Muslims from the USA. I asked him to find me this quote on his iPhone, funnily enough, he couldn't. My stupid mother expressed her support for Hillary. One of her reasons being that she's a woman. I told her that was feminist fascism and that she was completely full of shit.
I haven't convinced them of Trumps benevolence just yet, but I will carry on fighting for him and everything that he stands for.
Any of you guys had similar experiences? Let's share them and discuss how we can do better in the future to defend Donald against our leftist brainwashed families.
>>67904809
Based son/brother. They will thank you once they digest the red pill. Stay strong.
>>67904809
My whole family is more or less right wing so no.
>>67905201
this
tho i can't say they care too much either way
not even a transsexual US president would surprise us at this point
So in light of recent events my brother came across the below list from Andrew Bolts blog (an Australian Conservative blogger\columnist) and decided to play a game.
For each point you first give your opinion\reaction and then you would give the best impression of a regressive leftist you can.
List below:
>>First: close the borders to mass immigration from the Muslim third world.
>>Second: expel illegal immigrants.
>>Third: end multicultural programs.
>>Fourth: defend, not destroy, Western values. Challenge the self-hatred preached in universities and end the war on Christianity.
>>Fifth: allow more free speech, and especially that which criticises hostile faiths.
>>Sixth: deport foreign hate preachers and let them exercise their free speech at home.
>>Seventh: held refugees where they are, and not by bringing them here.
>>Eighth: do more to destroy terrorism centres overseas, whether the Islamic State, Boko Haram or al Qaeda.
>>Ninth: end the police and media censorship over race-based and faith-based crime. Let people know the truth.
>>Tenth: stop demonising all critics of Islam as racists or bigots. Scrap the laws used to prosecute them.
Sufficed to say my brother was ready to knock my block off by the end of it... my SJW impression #triggered him
I'll bite, just give me a bit to type it out. Bump in the meantime.
1A. It makes complete sense to halt immigration from areas where ISIS infiltration is a serious risk until the threat is greatly reduced. In fact, we should probably slow down immigration altogether and work on getting jobs for citizens instead of shipping in new people.
1B. Nobody chooses to be a refugee. It's wrong to discriminate based on religion, and it's only going to radicalize more people. Also somehow not all Muslims.
2A. There's too many people here already, and they are literally breaking the law by being here and using our resources. Hell, they can get driver's licenses in some states. The cost of doing things under the table for these people is larger than people realize and it sets a bad precedent globally by not kicking them out.
2B. People only want to stop undocumented immigration because undocumented immigrants aren't white. America was founded on immigration, and everyone has just as much right to be here as you and I do.
3A. Programs like that in general should be at a local level if anything, and honestly giving benefits based on race only furthers a divide in this country. Merit based systems reflect a harsh reality that might need to be changed, but not by disadvantaging other people who are more qualified for whatever reason. Companies aren't racist if it'll lose them profit to be.
3B. Multicultural programs should be expanded, if anything. White people dominate everything, and in doing so make it impossible for minorities who are completely equal to reach the same proficiencies due to hardships that white people simply cannot understand. Diversity should be encouraged to make sure everyone understands everyone better, and to make sure that everyone remains equal and becomes equal in merit.
4A. Western values are very important. I'm not religious, but that doesn't stop me from recognizing the values are overall good for society and things generally go better when there's some moral code to live by. Christianity is being attacked unjustly compared to other religions like Islam, which has every criticism Christianity can have multiplied 100-fold. The death of the family unit is what kills our country most.
4B. Religion in general is stupid and made up. People should determine their own morals, and those should change to adapt the current situation. Forcing other people to abide by your standards is wrong, because who is to say that any one person is more right or wrong than another? And diversity helps us see different perspectives and ways of thinking that allow us to become closer to consensus and peace.
>tfw you need to find job by the end of march dead line, but you got addicted to /pol and trump ride
>tfw cant even get hired for freelance craigslist jobs
>>67904124
kek we are on the same situation, dad told me to find a work or get the hell out,. 5 years of NEETdom and no jobs for my career (Optometrist)
>>67904124
Financial Problems Ivan?
/pol/, redpill me on PMCs.
Are they effective in any way? Do they ever see actual combat? Or is it just where vets go to pasture and play soldier?
The only one I really know of is Blackwater and the shitshow that went down in the Middle East, and that's about it.
>>68485505
PMC's do things that we cant put in the papers but can't allocate any SF to do either
it's the most American thing their possibly is, outsourcing
>tfw worked for Triple Canopy for 3 and a half years
>>68485505
Mercenaries in the modern day afford lack of accountability in regards to established military organizations and the governments associated with them. That and it's difficult to try a merc as a merc-
>"If you were to be tried as a mercenary in a court of law, your lawyer should be shot and you should be shot too."
PMCs are useful because they can operate under the radar, and basically go around murdering and raping without much trouble. And if they do get in trouble you can just change the company name, right black water?
For some reason alot of black people seem to hate Trump. How come?
>>67904103
Niggers are dumb and can't come to reason
>>67904103
hmm, maybe it has something to do with his tweeting fake crime statistics from a WN website and refusing to disavow the KKK
>>67904103
Impressionable types who tend to orbit towards political schemes that promise success with little work.
Basically they gravitate towards liberalism because it's a cargo cult.
The final Question Time before Easter is from the land of the geezer as Essex's Chelmsford hosts tonight's episode. It's a battle of boys and broads as our man HELMER and Paul Whitehouse imitator Mark Littlewood face off against dogface Nicky Morgan, white van woman Emily Thornberry and screechy SNP bitch Tasmina Ahmed Sheikh. The main questions will obviously be on yesterday's budget.
#comfytime has our usual gang for once as both AJ and Choo Choo join THE NEIL for more little red box shenanigans. BBC3 documentary slag Stacey Dooley also features.
We start at 10:45pm on BBC One as always - http://www.official-britpol.co.uk if you cannot access BBC One.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm):
>David Dimbleby presents Question Time from Chelmsford. On the panel: Conservative education secretary Nicky Morgan MP, Labour's shadow defence secretary Emily Thornberry MP, the SNP's trade and industry spokesperson Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh MP, Ukip's leader in the European Parliament Roger Helmer MEP and director of the Institute of Economic Affairs, Mark Littlewood.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am):
>Andrew Neil reviews Budget week with Michael Portillo and Alan Johnson on the big red sofa. They are joined by the SNP's Hannah Bardell. They also talk to commentator and journalist Tim Marshall looking at Putin and claims of strategic games. Plus a round-up film from Anne McElvoy. And a debate on the sex industry with Stacey Dooley, who has made a series of films for BBC3 on the subject.
first for muh eh, muh nhs and muh sugar tax.
First for Mosley
Cant wait lads, not enough Helmer meme being made any more
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