So I've been dating this girl for well over a year now. We haven't had sex, but she's a virgin. The "issue" is, she's also Jewish. She's comfortable enough with me that we're going to Israel together this summer (theory is going before the mudslime tide washes over). She's also been hinting that it would help me with my "faith".
I love her a lot, and we'd probably get married, but I'm almost 100% positive that her parents would want me to become Jewish myself and do the whole proper wedding stuff. Issue is, you can't do it just for love, you gotta mean it. Which is why she's been so excited for me to go with her.
Since Trump's cool with the Jews, it's okay for me to convert now, right? I already had my foreskin robbed so all I'd need in that department is like a needle poke. No big deal.
Well crafted bait you fisher of men
Enjoy you well earned birthright shabbat with your wife and her son
>marry Jewish girl
>her father sets you up with money job
>glide through life no problems
>Jewish chicks love anal and going ass to mouth
whats the problem?
>no Jewish princess to put her girlydick in your goypussy
Some people have all the luck.
>>68496939
>So I've been dating this girl for well over a year now. We haven't had sex, but she's a virgin.
>>68496939
>Converting to a religion for someone else
>>68498571
> Some people have all the luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2WIFGQttE
>>68496939
http://youtu.be/lkFMJ4-ai1I
>>68496939
>meet qt chinese girl from shanxi international student at uni
>flirt so hard, after got her number and we are going to meet up alone find out she lives with her boyfriend
>continue anyway, never mention him, she never does either
>have sex, without condom cum in her
>her boyfriend calls around 1 am
>wakes me up
>she answers
>she makes up stupid excuses like "at my friends house, no a girl firend" while i shove my dick in her cunt
>lmao
>she gets preg
>boyfriend is now raising it
>no way he cant know, the kid is half white with brown hair
all women.. unless you are the best.
and you arent the best. so give up.
even if you are the best, you wont be forever.
dont marry.
>>68496939
ITT anon is to worship satan in the name of love
>>68496939
First of all, this dubs of truth right here >>68498633
Second, are you cut or uncut? Here is the problem. Shoving back your foreskin on her doesn't seem really kosher to her and her family, phamilia
>>68499285
He said he's cut.
>>68496939
Jews don;t wait for marriage. They are total whores. She's lying to you, or has 0 sex drive which would make her a nightmare to be married too.
>>68496939
Does she have a certificate of purity
>>68496939
Converting your religion is a big life change anon, just be sure this is what you want before you do it.
>>68499285
muh dik muhfugga
GIBS ME DAT SAUCE
>>68496939
Jewish women are among the most sexually depraved
Which can be a good thing if you're married and she's religious
>>68498633
This, OP is a cuck
I'm married to a nonpracticing jewess. No big deal. Her family doesn't care and mine cares even less. The only issue with the marriage is money. Jews seem to have a natural born instinct to hoard and control money. She wants to live frugally as fuck to the point of going without basic comforts like the faster internet package and clipping coupons.
We set up a mutual account and seperate accounts. The bills are paid with the mutual and we don't touch the other's account. Doesn't stop her from whining about how she needs just a little more of my money which she doesn't get.
Overall, it's a good marriage and we have a second kid on the way. Just weigh the pros and cons before leaping in OP.
>>68498633
This , you are a massive beta cuck my friend
oh and embrace your jewish overlords like the good goy you are !
>>68499742
Also, jew converts will never be accepted by jews as real jews.
>>68498350
Funny enough, her father is a lawyer, and I was looking to get into law school already.
>>68499285
>>68499974
>>68499563
>>68500300
Already cut, so it doesn't matter. And she knows. She's seen it up close. She just doesn't want to have actual sex until we're married. I'm also not a Jew (yet) so I can jack it all I want still. I can't remember if that's a Catholic thing or not, but, she isn't Orthodox.
>>68498721
You really need to look up the definition of cuck.
>>68499742
We're both waiting until we go to and get back from Israel before we make any major decisions. We'll be there a week or so. I've been pretty atheistic my whole life, so, I dunno. Maybe I'll have some big spiritual revelation from the spooky temples.
>>68500126
We clip coupons already. I see we're on the path to financial success. I honestly don't know why more people do it, it's literally free money.
>>68500707
She and her family aren't Orthodox.
>>68500707
you're deluded, my cousin's husband is a convert to Judaism, and he's one of the greatest guys I know, my entire family adores him.
>>68500959
so great burger ally why does he have to convert to judaism in order to marry with her ? Im protestant and my gf is atheist and im fine with it including my family , im just curious why you and the mudslime always have to convert to your religion
>>68496939
After jewish understanding the mother gives her religion to the child no matter what you are so your offspring would be jewish with isreal resident rights. But you may consider converting to a religion which killed their own messias. The chance of surviving the tribulations and become christian again is pretty low.
>>68498633
This, what the fuck.
The reality is that the Jewess is fucking niggers every evening while keeping our cuck OP in a leash to provide income
>>68501193
He actually he said he wasn't Orthodox, so technically he doesn't need to convert.
Anyway, Muslims and Jews prefer to make sure their children are belong to their respective religions, in order to continue the blood-line and ensure the survival of their religions, you can say it's immoral, but it works.
"jews and goyims shoudnt eat at the same table"
t, slomo shekelstein
>>68501356
It is indeed pretty immoral , but thanks for the honest answer anyway.
>>68501193
>Im protestant and my gf is atheist
>gf
religion comes into play only when children enter the picture
>>68501546
Oh well since im the one who is religious i garentee you it will not
>>68501534
Any time.
>>68500941
>already cut
>mfw I see the flag
>>68498946
The point of marrying is to find a better genetic mate for your children. It doesn't matter if she fucks around as long as you're impregnating her.
In evolutionary terms, people that fuck a lot and don't have offspring are failing as hard as NEET virgins. Literally, Justin Bieber is failing as hard as a 400 pound beta.
>>68501770
There was a medical reason for the cut. I had it done around 6 years old, and the procedure was done in a Christian hospital with a doctor who didn't have -stein or -burg in his name.
>>68496939
dude no get out
>>68496939
>has no foreskin
you're already a jew, you just didn't know
