CQ is creepy Edition
ITT:
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>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
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Last Thread: >>27607727
>>27630019
whispen is afat pig mare___
>>27630029
no u
I'm going to try to be productive today
Shoot me a request and I'll try to get it done in less time than it takes to argue about a griffon pirate's morality
Which is three hours
>>27630019
Needs more milf tbqh.
>>27630169
who the fuck is this and why should I care
>>27630166
draw the MC of a new quest
>>27630190
Define new quest
Otherwise I can think of only two
>>27630182
I dunno anon.
Who could this canon character possibly be?
>>27630166
Sharp being a filthy cuddleslut with her roommate Tally.
Wispy getting a cuddle from Sundance.
Angel getting doubleteamed by Horsey and Garey.
Hype and Gar holding hooves, sweating.
Aurora getting her crystal ass buffed.Not that I expect you to do all of these or anything, just thought I'd throw out some ideas.
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>27630202
Do it for one of the two quests
>>27630166
Halley and Fruity kissing.
>>27630244
>Aurora getting her crystal ass buffed.
This one.
>>27630244
>>27630376
>Aurora getting her crystal ass buffed.
Unless you just want her with a crystal dildo up her ass, I'm going to need you to be more specific
>>27630398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kNFCEPOdU
>>27630416
Oh.
I learned a new word today
>>27630398
Two ponies using buffers to polish her ass.
I'm not sure how much more specific it could get.
>>27630435
I want to see this.
Active threads
Big Mares: >>27561366
FOE: >>27601291
SIM: >>27503168
Pocket Watch: >>27429453
Tinypone: >>27580786
Spicyquest: >>27579988
Lyraquest: >>27627145
War in the North: >>27614266
Hype Quest: >>27520712
Dirty Work: >>27558236
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Vampony: >>27560702
>>27630244
>>27630663
Hah, that's great. Thanks m8.
>>27630398
Make it Julia stuffing Aurora in her assGolem body not required
>>27630663
Nice work, anon.You Arc's personal drawfag?
>>27630702
Thanks.I am nobody
Did the Kis pony get murdered yet?
>>27630724
so you're perfect?
>>27630730
>>27630727
Kis went to tattle on herself to the bosses before Dorkass could, which always worked well for me with my dad so she should be fine.
>>27630764
I don't know what that means but okay.
https://discord.gg/0nJocSHiijFGPRP2
>>27630815
Stick it up your arse.
What races do you want to see more of?
>>27630900Orkz
>>27630900
Batties & moff
or else fuck off
>>27630906
What's the pony equivalent of orkz?
>>27630908
Bottom half minotaur, top half pony
>>27630908Alicorns.
>>27630906
>>27630914
So literally just a standard pony that can stand on their hind legs? I can get behind that.
>>27630923
What is this edgy bullshit?
>>27630971
Stupidity that they probably think is cool.
>>27630971
Looks like anon heard orcs mentioned and searched deviantArt for "orc pony".
>>27630971
What's the matter sport? Never heard of Warhammer?
>>27630989
Like I said, stupidity they probably think is cool.
CIRCLE WHEN?
U
S
T
O
S WHEN?
>>27631033
When wolvan makes a new thread
>>27631033
Why?
Nothing has happend in the story yet. Why would you be eager to play this quest in particular? I can understand being optimistic, but so far nothing deserves such dedication as what you're doing
Unless this is just memes
Maybe it's because you've got this nice pic and just wanted to use it
I don't know anymore...
>>27631077
Most of the time, chances are it's memes.
>>27631087
Yes, you're right... memes
Now I see the truth
Why are big mares fun to bully?
>>27631123
Because they know you like to bully, so they play your game and let you have your fun on tehm bacause you're kinda cute while you try to be the bully
But they're big mares, they can take it
>>27631147
The big mares we deserve but not the ones we need
>>27631165
Why would you bully a bigmare before throwing her out of a plane?
>>27631077
>Why would you be eager to play these quests in particular? Nothing has happend in the story yet.
Circle: because I really like the MC.
Custos: because I feel bad for Linkeh.
>>27631224
Because of the art of her? Of because of some astounding character trait that I'm not aware of beyond the "Nice and advanturous pony" one which every self-respecting MC has?
Also for Custos, that genuinly sounds like a shit reason to want a quest
>>27631200
For dank memes
>>27630244
>>27630376
>>27630416
>>27630435
Enough for today
>>27631269
Seadance is a species we havn't gotten to play as before, and has an unusual form of magic. Both intrigue me. I suppose I'm liking the potential I see.
>>27631399
Alright, fair enough
I guess you're just more prone than the average anon to meme about quests you like
>>27631399
just shut it. let it die. it won't end with much other shit
>>27631369
Hue
>>27631369
To be honest, the best part of this pic is the face of the bufferer
>>27631424
>theremustbemoretolife.png
>>27631200
>assuming that the big mares isn't the plane.
!brushie
![[Pleased horse noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/2XLuLEZ.png "[Pleased horse noises].png")
>>27631597
>>27631616
thanks chooser
>>27631616
!boop
>>27631732
!Fuck off
>>27630663
This is my fetish
>>27631369
yes perfect
>>27631825
Top tier fetish you got there, anon.
>>27630663
Nice
>>27631834
But there's an uneven number of pillows.
>>27631894
Tally is the fourth.
>>27631369
>you will never polish Aurora's ass
![[squealing proficiently].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jr2rAnR.gif "[squealing proficiently].gif")
>>27631905
>mfw
>>27631915
>you will never buff her until she squirts dark magic
>>27615211
Thank you, I had fun.
>>27615219
Yes, I just want to come up with a different character for the next one. I kinda wanted to do the politician that was injured getting interviewed by the press. Or a construction company owner talking to the press about recent malfunctions with construction-printers. My original ideas for these was to have a drug addict character of mine, (Cellophane) begin hearing anons in her head and answering questions directly, but I think the way that ShadowStorm's interview was handled worked a lot better than anonymous asking questions in a direct manner.
>>27616056
The only kind of seat cover that I can find that fits on my bench seat.
>>27631369
She's so pleased she got her mouth back.
>>27632129
>a working hole
>>27632140
>crystal golems are pleased by buffing
I accept this.
>>27632153
Sauce?
>>27631077
I like custos because the setting intrigues me, and I want to see where it goes. Plus Luna a best, so playing as a lunar guard is fine in my book.
On top of that, I've been waiting for nearly a month while he goes through other quests. I really just want to play it.
Great Tracts of Land comes back with Great Tracts of Greentext!
>>27632569
>>27520712
>tfw Psyker will never screen shot all your text and upload it
Did Sloth literally die again?
>>27632717
Top bantz desu
Upboat
>>27632754
He was on vacation in orlando, sekrit club is losing its shit trying to contact him.
>>27632911
Oh shit.
>>27632911
>>27632754
>>27632911
So what brought this on?
>>27632911
Is this him?
>>27632962
50 dead, 50 injured in a gay Orleans night club by a Muslim.
Fuck, I missed the pedo in the last thread going full on defensive.
>>27633043
Can we not start this again holy fuck
>>27633014
>gay nightclub shot up
>worry Sloth was there
Almost funny actually.
>>27633057
You know it's bound to happen, anon.
>>27633057
How about we ask again how Colt Quest is? :^)
So what's up with Paper Pony? Dead or taking another break?
>first Horse
>now Sloth
Who's next?
>>27632998
What a likely candidate.
>>27633121
It's shit and its players are pedo pussies.
War in the North continues:
>>27633314
>>27633340
We're back.
>gut
>>27633311
Be fair, anon. Don't generalize. All we know is that more than one is a pedo and more than half are pussies.
>>27633477
What about the homos?
>>27633483
They all play Stuck
>>27633477
I play CQ and can confirm. It's frustrating.
Running again >>27633595
Resuming Miracle: Draconic boogaloo.
>>27633699
>>27631369
Thanks, that's... great.
>>27632184
If only Aurora didn't hate intimacy.
>>27633935
She'll come round once that pad hits her at 10000rpm
SLOTH IS ALIVE!sick butALIVE
>>27634254
Sloth died long ago
>>27634254
On the outside maybe.
>>27623314
Going again for a while.
>>27634484
lel who cares
>>27634534
Cmon mate, it's one of the best text quests i've played in a while. Nothing like being trapped in a land full of psychos with no memory as a Rogue character.
>>27634574
>not knowing the memes
numb pls, stop shilling, I read your quest even without that already
>>27634574
>Nothing like being trapped in a land full of psychos with no memory as a Rogue character
But Unique is dead
>>27634574
Sounds fucking boring and generic.
Not even memeing.
>>27634706
Maybe you're boring and generic.
>>27634792
>literally no u
wew
>>27634944
no u
Hi.
>>27635262
>>27635262
>>27635262
Vampony
>>27635359
Write something you dislike/d about a quest's playerbase (a quest that you actively play/ed) without mentioning the quest's name.
>>27635390
Irrevocably split about what to do in a situation where we literally had no options but to wait and see what more important ponies would do.
>>27635390
They're a bunch of cockthirsty cowards.
Answer:what the hell do you think?
>>27635390
Chose the wrong waifu.
>>27635390
They don't act accordingly to the MC's character, but misuse it as bland self-insert.
>>27635390
We just had an autistic 150-posts discussion about our bosses.
But I fucking love that quest.
>>27635390
The chose to die a virgin.
>>27635390
>>27635496
They didn't make the primary focus finding someone who would fuck a statue.
>>27635415
>>27635487
DW
>>27635432
CQ
>>27635465
Super
>>27635496
>>27635525
Crystal
>>27635475
Something I'm glad I don't read.
>>27635525
Hey, our focus is getting someone back who we're hoping is interested in banging rocks.
>>2763553
Noice
>>27635555
>>27635555
>>27635646
I wonder if CQ is going to run tonight?
If not then I want to ask, how many here thinlks that we are too late and Ruby has already open the book.(Maybe we will have Pip in Ruby's body as our new companion.)
>>27635980
>how many think we are too late
I don't think we are, but I hope I'm wrong. It would shake things up a bit.
>>27636016
Well the worst case would be that Ruby would be essentially dead and Pip would take over her body. The best case would be that Ruby would simply be stuck in the book.
>>27635844
Memes aside what are your least favorite currently running quests?
And make sure to say WHY, no one's going to get better without criticism.
>>27636470
You can't give constructive criticism on something you don't play, best you can do is give a reason you dropped a quest.
Unless there are people who read and play quests they don't like, that would be weird.
>>27636470Mine
>>27636470
I can't speak about my least favorite quests because I only play quests I like.
Has Heart of Iron #27559054 ever started a second thread? Maybe I haven't seen them, but I really want to read more of this story.
>>27636571
Then what's your least favorite quest you're reading?No, you can't say none of them. Pick one.
>>27636625
>#27559054
>>27636630
If I absolutely had to pick I'd say War in The North. Even then I can tell there's going to be a shift in direction that seems appealing to me. All the others are too new to judge.
My feeling on the cyoas I follow are either "Mediocre" or "Oh hell yeah!"
Speaking of which, Bardquest when?
>>27636625
Use the catalog, you dip.
>>27636709
In a while, not sure when. Probably in a few weeks
But I'm definetly not dropping it, don't worry
>>27637134
Why try.
>>27637138
>I'm definetly...dropping it
Bardquest confirmed for ded.
>>27637139
>>27632756
DELET THIS.
Also inept is kill.
F
>>27633935
Don't worry. We'll make her okay with intimacy.
>>27638133
I'm starting to think he wants to keep her a virgin.
>>27638514
Maybe Vince wants Aurora all for himself.
>>27637139
Big Mare bully simulator 2016
Is there anything Mango hasn't dindu'd at this point?
>>27638743
Twilight. Mango definitely feels that she did do sumpin.
>>27638808
And did she learn from it and make herself a better pony?
>>27638865
Twilight did. Mango not so much.
Mango is a typical grill
>dakimakura fort
I need this.
>>27638980
I wish the daki hadn't broke the lyra
>>27638987
She's fine. Lyras have no bones and are very durable.
>>27639002
Good
I am relief
>>27639002
I want a Lyra to hug at night.
>>27638554
>Character gone for in game weeks
>in a cyoa
Rest in pieces Angel.
Your QM apparently didn't like you.
>>27639027
Bonbon pls.
>>27639036
she'll be back
>>27639273
Surein about six months like Caravan
I know absolutely nobody cares, never cared and never will, but YRWYS is cancelled.
>>27639619
I care in the abstract. Even though I didn't play it, it still saddens me to see a CYOA die.
>inb4 I'm called Doxel
>>27639619
Sorry to hear that. I know you only had one or two players, but it's a shame.
>>27639619
They all lived happily ever after r-right?
>>27639667
All of them died in a cruel way.
>>27639698no u
>>27639619
Any chance you'll do another quest in the future?
>>27639730
Not with this English.
Horse?
>>27639774
Horse.
>>27639865
That's a chicken anon.
>>27639645
>inb4 I'm called Doxel
Doxel pls.
>>27639619
But there was an actual chance at an ending.
>>27638519
T-that's not true.
What other pones are QMs hording for themselves?
>>27640233
So many gay horses, like you don't even know man. You don't even know.
How gay are your horses?
>>27640233
I have probably about a dozen poners that I'm keeping for myself.
Some I'll share, others I won't.
>>27640332
75%
>>27640332
>rei
>sam
>nina
>>27640546
>Lilyfags
>"My favorite quest's MC would totally kick your favorite quest's MC's ass!"
>>27641042
Well, yeah, my favourite MC has never been a bloodthirsty, murder-happy edgelord
>>27641042
But what if we both have the same favorite quest?
>>27641122
We go for an "evil cloned twin from a parallel dimension"-scenario.
>>27639619
This quest was so close to an ending. The finish line was in sight.
>>27641184
Resuming Heart of Iron
Why is doxel a meme
>>27641042
I don't think so
>>27641420
>KEKEKEKEK LEL SO EBIN XD
disgusting batcancer smearing their bullshit everywhere
>>27641402
Because he cares.
Easy needs to hijack another train so she has a dragon dildo for her dragon cooter.
>>27641402
Everyone in secret club is a meme. It comes free with the membership.
>>27641420
I just want to take a minute to just tell everyone how adorable this bat is
>>27641510
Noted
>>27641510
Hype is the best bat.
>>27641533
no u
>>27641547
Thank you Anon, but I'm not a bat.
Blitzkrieg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDhM54nV3js
Flo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ffWFi90Juo
Joyride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kczJhOXvf4
Pepper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IvoHN3mgpM
>>27641457
Then why have we never been shown a single meme permit.
Its a conspiracy I tell you. Im beggining to think the QMs of sekrit club have never had a real meme.
>>27641447
I can dig it
>>27641576
>Blitzkrieg
Showtime pls go
>>27641577
I'll tell you what's really going on, sekrit club dosn' t exist and the QMs are actually memes. Every CYOA is actually done by one guy living underneath Albuquerque.
>>27641549
I'm sorry, I just get flustered when trying to express my feelings for you.
>>27641576
Speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtIu61s2PDo
Angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
>>27641728
>no children
That song makes me wanna kill myself.
>>27641728
>>27641785
>Angel
>No children
Anon, please kindly go and fornicate with a table saw.
>>27641785
I hope we both die.
>>27641800
I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
>>27641800
Can I die too?
>>27641809
You are coming down with me.
>>27641823
Hand in unlovable hand.
>>27641831
There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year
>>27641871
And no one will remember us.
>>27641794
But it fits her so well
>>27641898
Snakes in the grass beneath our feet, rain in the clouds above
>>27641918
And yet we are forgotten.
>>27641931
Let them all go
Let 'em all go
/Cyoa/ suicide pact when?
>>27642135
Right now would be a really good time.
Quick depressing CYOA pone pictures go!
>>27642167
>>27642167
ok
>>27642167
it's depressing becauseshe'll never be back again ;_;
It lives!!
>>27642278
Why did the filly drop her ice cream cone?Because she was hit by a bus.
>>27642301
I hope the bus was alright
>>27642273
Now you know my pain
>>27642305
The bus was finebut 7 fillies onboard died
