>Alakazam is my favorite Pokemon
>near my house are a lot of Abras and Kadabras
>Find a Kadabra
>fuckingexcitedasfuck.jpg
>excitment make me fail a fuckton of Pokeballs (I usually only spend 1 Pokeball for Pokemon)
>Finally catch him
>pic related
Any other sad Pokemon GO stories?
Also yes I'm mexican
Kill yourself my man.
>he plays in spanish
>he uses that comic sans lookalike font
End yourself.
i have yet to find a fucking poliwag that i can evolve. but i did find a kingler and krabby so that's cool i guess. idk am i the only one who has played and finds this game boring as fuck? 99.9% of the time you're wasting balls on rattatas and weedles and the other .1% you catch the guy you really want only to find you can't level it unless you catch like 80 more. fuck this game its dumb.
>kills first enemy
>protag cries about how he never killed a man before after
>10 minutes later
>protag is literally blowing everyone's face with a shotgun
>>345270907
dumb frogposter
dumb frogposter
dumb thread
Alright, name ONE game where this fucking happens.
Just started playing pic related for the first time, any pointers? So far I like the dreamlike atmosphere.
Remember what demon you fuse pixie with.
What difficulty are you on?
If you're on Hard then don't let the beginning hours let you down, it's RNG that mostly fucks you.
Remember that Chiaki is best girl.
Find me a character that had a harder life than Raiden.
mumbo
>>345270039
Solid Snake
Solid Snake
At least Raiden gets a happy ending and has a family to go back to.
Solid Snake never had a chance at a normal life and died very quickly due to accelerated aging
>1hp left
>opponent rolls a 7
>you roll a 6
God dammit Orange Juice, a game has never made me want to slit my own wrists so badly.
LOBBY WHERE
>tfw getting 3 hypers with Alte
>play sham
>guy is 1 space away from boss
>use hyper
>laugh as he Is forced to roll 1's against boss
Lets discuss these two franchises.
>mfw /v/ is too pleb for either of these franchises
>mfw tried to revive /eagg/ because RoTK 13 came out
>Dies
I miss eagg
Whats the best ROT3K game? And do all of them basically tell the same stories / show off the same battles?
>>345271303
Is ROT3K 13 worth playing?
ITT: God Tier developers
Reminder Naughty Dog used to be a subsidary of EA and made a couple of turds.
>>345269140
Pic not related.
>god tier
>haven't made a good game in 15 years
Hi, I single-handedly ruined Yoshi.
I'll bite
He only had one game before that
You're giving it too much credit.
Practically every Yoshi platformer after the first Yoshi's Island has been mediocre and disappointing.
What Android games does /v/ recommend?Besides Pokemon Go
Whichever one secretly collects the most data from you and sends it to the Chinese.
>>345268938
Lol
TWEWY
This is a yokai (male)
>>345268440
dont look at me like that
>>345268440
this is a succubus (male)
>>345270040
but he likes you anon
So am I going to fug this girl or not?
Because if I wanted to play dress-up I'd buy barbie dolls and take pictures using my cellphone
>>345268380
No. You're character is a fucking pussy.
>>345269503
So the games shit?
>>345269831
The game's not shit but I got bored of it pretty fast. Then again, I'm not that into playing dress-up and taking photos. However, the game has like 18 different endings and you can dress Sonico into some pretty sexy stuff.
So is every boss in this game just supposed to be an annoying piece of shit?
I'm almost at the end of the game and I'm still getting annoyed at the cheesy shit some of these bosses do.
The first game has some stupid ideas in the pursuit of variety. I'd only really consider Ursula, Dragon Malificent, Chernabog on higher difficulties, Ice Titan, and Phantom bad, although some others have annoyances. But man some of those are really bad.
>>345269028
Riku was kinda bullshit on Proud
The only fun boss fight is Sephiroth.
>Am i gitting gud?
>inb4 cykalanguage
>>345267878
With those equips and stats you should be able to steam roll the entire game + DLC
>>345267878
>No father mask
>>345267878
>not using father mask nor grass crest shield
What are you? Fucking casual?
Do you think Insomiac's brand of humor can translate well with Spider-Man?
>spider-man swings and steals a burrito out of a civilians hand
>10 minutes later while flying through the city
>rips a fat ass fart ****BRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT****
>"OH NO, I NEED TO GET BACK TO THE DAILY PLANET BATHROOM..... FAST!!!"
>**PFFFTTTTTSQUEEEEK***
>>345267682
Yeah, I'm actually looking forward to it. I liked Sunset Overdrive except the gameplay got a bit monotonous later on, but the fun atmosphere kept me going. I think it's going to be even better with Spider-Man.
>>345267682
>insomniac humor
>working well with Spider "The Merc With a Mouth" Man
>in any universe
L O L
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With more PC games coming to console, from the freemium shit (Blacklight, World of Tanks, Warframe), and previous "PC exclusives" (Divinity, XCOM 2) do you see Arma 3 getting ported to the Scorpio/PS4.5?
>>345265819
>console kids
>every enjoying arma
>arma on a controller
>arma ever running on a little fisherprice toy
>>345265819
>Console AMD cpu
Nope
>>345265819
I don't even know how you would play it on a controller. ARMA needs kb+m because nearly every fucking key actually does something. Straight up, there's not enough buttons on the Xbox controller.
And because ARMA 3 is still pretty doesn't use multi-core at all it'll run like hot dogshit on a console.