How did we go from this...
>>320537980
...to this?
to THIS?!
to this!
Okay, /v/. Pitch me your game. Let's see what you got, kid. Bonus points for concept art.
Come on, /v/. Let me run my tongue along the grooves of your brain.
You're a messenger boy/girl in a made up world painted in the vision of Hitler's WWII. As war breaks out you have to travel around delivering messages of varying degrees of importance with varying degrees of difficulties. Combat is not a focus, but rather creative puzzle solving by manipulation of the environment and characters is how you'll get around. The story focuses on your relationships with the other characters you meet, and the type of person you become, as you'll have some influences on events in the story
>>320538856
Sounds a lot like every Final Fantasy ever, except with the playable character being a random NPC and none of the fuckin' goofball technospiritual bullshit. I like it, kid.
What was the point of this fucker? There was a huge buildup around him, about how he singlehanded killed almost all the jedi and you kill him without ever finding out what the fuck he was and doesn't even give a shit afterwards, like he wasn't even in the plot in the first place.
LOL you just got Obsidimeme'd.
I remember my first time. A friend recommended Fallout:New Vegas. I completed it, rang him up like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?" and he just burst out laughing for like 5 minutes. Pretty embarrassing.
At least now you know better than to play games made by meme developers.
>>320539396
Here's your reply.
>>320539396
you got a long ways to go friend-o
shitposting is an art and you need a lot of work to make it out there
What did he mean by this /v/?
It's a Homo Luden thing, you probably wouldn't understand.
Wait, is this a Hideo or Kojima thread?
This is extremely important.
find a fault
>>320537440
flaw*
muh PC petitions
The framerate at that's literally it
Before you reveal the spoilers, think hard about the following:
What are 10 random games you completed this year?
Good?If you needed more than 60 seconds to answer this, you should get off this board. 40 seconds and less and your opinions can be considered valuable.add some time if...:- ...one of your listed vidya is an MMO multiplayer exclusive game or an ASSFAGGOTS - 10 seconds- ... one of your answers is Undertale - 5 seconds- ...if the games in your liste were played on two different or even less platforms...
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I completed LoL. The final boss is pretty hard.
What went wrong?
Assigning staff unable to meet the demands of the project who also clearly didn't understand what made the predecessors good. It's clear they were just trying to work from a recipe without understanding the purpose behind why the previous games were designed the way they were and fucked up as a result.
Imitation without understanding.
Casuals found it
>>320537346
Development hell.
Even still it ended up a good game.
What are some simple yet comfy games?
>>320537287
minecraft
terraria
undertale
FTL
powder toy
the sims 2 or 3
desktop dungeon
darkest dungeon
>>320537287That aint workin'
>Listening to grandpa rock
>5 maps at launch
>11 dlc maps
why is this allowed?
Because the DLC is free
>>320537002
>free
you forgot one word, none of that SEASON PASS bs and shit
>>320537002
It was an experiment by Nintendo to gauge player retention when you drip-feed content to them.
I'm not sure if I prefer it to having all the content at launch, but I don't hate it, I guess.
ITT: vidya musics that always put a gleeful smile on your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzhOnSFcfQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU2K9XueqcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQHbVGFZ0v0
>>320536990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGHKaawEi0w
>that feeling of freedom
https://youtu.be/R1kiuT38kxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPhc9pw04mc
I've recently softmodded my Wii, and want to play a Star Wars game due to the recent hype.
Is pic related fun? Are the other Gamecube Star Wars games any good?
>>320536929
Very fun, after you beat it, play the 2nd game and use an old save, you can use all the old characters in the 2nd game.
>>320539365
That's pretty cool, thanks anon!
There's Jedi Knight, but you don't want to play that with a controller.
Demo is finally out now. Hope you're ready for ten minutes of "Hey, this is pretty awesome."
Then the wait continues.
>>320536760
>No two player Versus
>Just the first battle that you've probably already seen if you're following these damned games.
I was still excited.
Do you have to preorder to get the demo? Not seeing it on the steam page
>>320538443
I don't see it either. I can confirm it's up on PSN, though.
>Game is relatively easy
>Suddenly, THAT enemy appears
Who is it, /v/?
HUH!
>>320536937
>not Hogger
>not making 40-man Lvl1 raid against Hogger
I was doing finals today when I saw a few kids circled up playing smash on their 3ds's on the floor of a lunge area.
All I heard from them was the usual cancer banter such as "I love classic nintendo games," "Naruto is sooo much better than bleach," "I'm training to be a smash esports celebritu" etc.
Except for 1 thing I heard that shocked me. They were all nutting over the fact that Knuckles was a Mii Fighter costume.
"I'm sooo hype, I'm going to buy it day 1!"
"Knuckles is the best!"
What...
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>>320536413
>mfw i ran into the same thing the other month, but with urbanites on 4chan in the town librarythey were on /sp/ /pol/ /a/ and /v/, yes thats ranked
Not even cringing, they gave off this cool bro vibe
>>320536413
>"Naruto is sooo much better than bleach,"
That is true though
>>320536796
The hype for the knuckles outfit killed me. People are always calling eachother manbabies on this board, but at least everyone here avoids blatant shitty cashgrabs like mii outfits.
Why is everyone so excited about Kojima? He's a fucking hack
He deserves a chance at redemption
hack with a heart of gold
>>320536339
Because he's actually made games people enjoy playing.
You just shitpost on /v/.