Oh, you're awake.
I'll just give you that handjob now. I would say hold still but I know you're still partially paralyzed from the medication.
>>330645654
Wtf and which game ?
>>330645654
Please try to remain calm.
>>330645694
Let's get it rolling.
>>330645413
>>330645557
Should I get the little or big New 3DS?
Smaller screen is better
little because their buttons look cooler
I have the big one and I recommend the small one. The XL has a texture where you see every fucking fingerprint, it looks like shit after a minute.
Now that the cheeto dust has settled
Is splatoon a good game? Worth dropping $60 on? All I have for my wii u is xeno x which got boring
yes
You need more than one game to make your console worth it anyway so fucking get it already. imho if you get a single console you need to own at the very least 200 games or just stick to fucking PC
Did you enjoy Xeno X?
Why would you get a console for just one game? I love Xeno X, but I wouldn't have bought a Wii U just for that.
Splatoon and Mario Maker are excellent games.
Honestly i'd recommend a lot of the Wii U games people recommend on here, but I think part of the reason people say that the Wii U doesn't have any games is because its library of games is very diverse. I'd recommend Bayonetta 2, Wonderful 101, Smash, and Pikmin 3 but those are all completely different games.
>>330644749
>All I have for my wii u is xeno x
You bought a console for one game?
If you're looking for a fun MP focused TPS then Splatoon is very fun, yes. There's some things holding it back, especially limited map rotation so I wouldnt necessarily recommend dropping 60$ on it. Surely you can get it cheaper than that somewhere?
Unless you're an absolute poorfag also look into Tropical Freeze, Wonderful 101, Bayo 2, Smash, Monster Hunter and Pikmin 3.
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what went wrong?
Australia studio, should have just let Rockstar do the whole thing
stupid romance subplot
The attempt to shoehorn GTA elements into the game. Why would you make it a big open city, but penalize the player for driving like it's GTA? Pretty quickly I just started having the partner drive to teleport me to the shit quicker.
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
also does anybody like my fan edit? pic related is what I think the mask is for- Q's definitely a fucking super esper and control and suppression is vital
>>330643286
But it can be everyone beneath that mask.
I'm sure they will pull a K and have even more than 2 possible characters beneath that mask.
https://youtu.be/f7WHvJzJpPY
anyone have the artwork you see here?
>>330643642
pls uchi don't recycle plot points :C
Shroedinger's participant was cool the first time. Twice is not so good.
What exactly was his goal and reasoning?
>>330643263
Boredom.
Play the game and find out
This character felt so rushed.
The power of the dark world turns all it's inhabitants into a certain creature that best represents their personality. Ganon with his greed for power turns him into a boar/pig and Link because of his child like innocence a rabbit (or in the case of TP, a Wolf because of his courage). So what animal best represents Zelda? If we go by her wisdom, I guess the best match would be a bird?
Midna.
>>330643257
A doe sounds more like it.
but with an antler cuz she's fucking Zelda
Owl. Owls are supposed to be wise or some shit.
This...
looks...
fun....
>>330642934
DUDE BAGELS
>>330642934
Like that jump?
I've never seen crabs used that way before ... 0.0
The new Hitman game is fucking awesome and basically Blood Money 2. A real big shame about the episodic bullshit surrounding.
I'll just wait for the cheaper 'complete edition' further down the line.
I don't wish to support the episodic idea.
I'm glad it's episodic, didn't want to end until next year to play me some Hitman
Elusive Target when?
In an ideal rating system (one that hasn't been inflated over years of paid scores) what would be a an ideal example of a 5/10 game?
In another words, what is the most average game ever made? One that is decent enough that you might play through it once, but would never talk about it or recommended it to anyone.
Lords of the Fallen.
>>330642409
Conception 2
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl
This game is kicking my ass.
Does /v/ play this? Don't really see any discussion of it here
>>330642387
>dismiss shit heroes
>don't touch everything
>learn how to team composition
>learn enemy priority
Game used to be much harder, now it's simply boring.
You didn't even bait your hook, fuck off
>>330644281
what
hey streetfighter fags, now that you know v is casual shit are you gonna move on to a superior,, and more complex game like kof or are you gonna keep playing your babys first fighter forever.
Found the mexican
Enjoy clone fighter 14
But we don't know the depth of KoFXIV
>>330641716
KoF is more popular in China than Mexico
Clean your PS4, anon. It's getting dirty.
>>330641489
How do I clean it without fucking myself out of warranty?
>>330641489
It would have less dust if I had some games to play
>>330643280
Not inside though.
Your descendants are now living this moment in your life via animus tech. What do they learn?
Also why is AC1 the best AC game?
How peopled pooped in 2016.
>>330640876
That a video game fortold the future
And it isn't.
>implying I'll have descendants
lol