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This is an all-ages Japanese cell phone game, unavailable in the west.
Developed by the guys who made the Bravely Default games.
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How the fuck do you eat ice cream to the point where it looks like a dick.
>>332376886
Banana, two scoops
>git gud is just an excuse for horrid game mechanics
>terrible hitboxes
>if you die, you go all the way back to the boss to get killed in three hits with your estus flasks down to one from all the enemies
>stun-lock spam
>shit-tier story that is praised for giving gamer subtle hints that make no sense unless you watch hours of lore on jewtube
>enemies outnumber you constantly
>narrow hallways so you can get fucked, or pushed the fuck off
you fanboys are blind as shit if you think this is a good game
>>332376430
STOP MAKING FUN OF PERFECTION. YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNSDERSTAND HOW TO GIT GUD
>>332376430
it's really not a hard game.
hitboxes aren't bad, very view times I've actually had trouble with them.
story is shit, but tell me, whats the last story driven game you've played?
stun lock spam? have you even played the game?
it's not even git gud, you just can't learn how to play a game that's you haven't already played. stick to your FPS's and your press A to win games scrub.
Wow sounds like you need to git gud, shockwaves are part of the lore. The games not even that hard you casul
>A F2P game is a better lootfest than Destiny or The Division
What wentright?
Warframe is still shit though
>>332376295
I like Warframe but it isn't very good. Balance is all sorts of fucked up and there isn't much to do
>but killing 189 people with ez kill guns
Sorry, nothing varied. Fun game but nothing amazing, wish I could trade my plat for some steam bucks.
>>332376295
Im not sure how to get into it.
I played along time ago and tried to come back but I want able to tell where to go and what missions I was supposed to be doing.
What would your reaction be if this gets announced at E3?
>>332374413
Pleasant surprise
>>332374413
Indifferent probably
BULLY 2 OR BUST
90 MINUTES TILL LAUNCH
This game has the worst community.
Just take a look over at the general on /vg/, filled with nothing but weaboos who like to shitpost all the time about being a Slut or being Dominated.
They're Ragnarok Online 2.0
>>332374330
> It's 9:30 on west coast
> comes out at 2 AM EST
what are you smoking
>>332374458
>Just take a look over at the general on /vg/, filled with nothing but weaboos who like to shitpost all the time about being a Slut or being Dominated.
That's literally every mmo general. ToS isn't special
>Hey, remember back when we used to make video games instead of movies? Of course you don't, you're fucking 12! YOU FUCKING LOVE AUTO-PLATFORMING AND CUTSCENES, DON'T YOU?
>>332374129
Yes, we miss jak and daxter too.
How fucking late are you, honestly?
>>332374263
I just bought a PS4 and the Nathan Drake collection. I've never played any of the Uncharted series and it makes me sick that these are the """"""""games"""""""""" that made Naughty Dog relevant again.
Should I get SFV or Injustice: Ultimate Edition?
I thought they might announce an Injustice sequel when Batman vs. Superman came out, but they didn't, so I'm prepared to buy one of these now.
I will mostly be playing single player and local multiplayer. I am a casual fighting fan, mostly versed in MvC3.
I've heard that Injustice has annoying stage hazards and worse controls, but that SFV is less casual friendly.
Thanks.
>>332373518
>Should I get a good, active game or a bad, dead one
Hmmm.
Tough question.
Think you're gonna have to consult the magic conch on this one bucko.
>>332373704
Like I said, I'll mostly be playing local or single player anyway, so its popularity isn't super important.
Also, Injustice is a full $30 cheaper so if I got Injustice I could get a whole nother game in addition.
>>332373518
fuck your boring thread
>gaming pc
>weights
>iPod
>zoe
>trump
pic related
>game throws a massive amount of plot twists at the very end
>ends on an enormous cliffhanger
>none of the plot points are resolved
still
>fucking amazing game and loved every second of it
>fantastic characters
>10/10 OST
How does Falcom do it?
Because Yoshinoya Condom is emulating Baba's ways on making a good JRPG. :^)
>fantastic characters
You're fucking delusional.
Because the sequel is coming out in like, 3 months?(ish)
Which Senran has the best butt?
I'll find out when I get my copy in the mail tomorrow.
>>332373053
Have fun anon, it's great.
Homura's soft, tanned buttocks.
>1500 hours played
>Not recommended
>Review states he has 1200+ hours played, so presumably he made a scathing not-recommended review then went on to put in 2-300 more hours.
What goes through peoples heads when they post this stuff?
>>332372873
>spent your whole life as a slave/hostage
>still not enjoying it
HOW!?!?!?!?
>>332373092
I think /v/'s analogies get more stupid every day.
>>332373092
so he was forced to play the game against his will?
How would you feel about another metro game?
yee
if they found a way to make it work within the established lore then yes.
Make the entire game like that Kshatriya DLC. Semi freeroam with metroidvania type progression where you manage to power on elevators, unlock gates, push down ladders, blow open holes, throw down ropes. That sort of stuff.
Holy freaking crap...
>>332372535
Ps4 version when
PCucks are getting it too.
>>332372535
>6 hours long
I don't think he played the Last of Us.
Who the fuck were Gwyn's knights? I can't figure this out at all.
When the creature that became Gwyn first gains his Lord Soul, we see that he marches to the war against the dragons with a massive army at his back. Where did this army come from? Who were they? Did Gwyn create them? How? With what? Compare their armor to the simple garbs that he and his fellow Lords wore.
In-game we know practically nothing about them. Silver Knight armor descriptions explain that they were in service to their goddess, Gwynevere, who was the daughter of Lord Gwyn. Are those the same knights as we saw during the war? Was Gwynevere born by then? How could she be? Does that mean the knights were always there? It becomes a fucking circle.
Help, /v/.
Bamp, I need answers breh
>>332372495nerd
>>332372495
You could say the same about Gwyn. Where did he and the other lords come from?
Where does any life come from?
Best assumption is just that eventually the giants came into being and the lords were just the ones who happened to find the lord souls.
You're asking for a creation myth to make perfect logical sense. It's like demanding logic from native americans when they tell you the universe is sitting on a giant turtle.
![star-fox-zero-character-artwork-the-star-fox-team__large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pm3tFwa.jpg "star-fox-zero-character-artwork-the-star-fox-team large[1]")
Who is the best Star Fox character?Krystal isn't canon anymore
>>332372081
Clearly falco
>>332372081
falco by a wide margin
Fucking Peppy, obviously. How is this even a question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0
>>332371486
Did it take him 12 hours to rewrite code?
>>332371848
No. Less than 1 hour to execute. Some other geniuses determined the exact set of instructions and steps to pull it off. God knows how long that took.
>>332372297
Autism science at its finest
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