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Why is no one talking about this?
This game sucks.
>>334498746
Because it's not a good game?
i didn't know it was on steam its not that bad of a game its better than most shit out today
Am I the only person who liked this game? I loved combining abilities and was very disappointed when I learned no other Kirby game does this. What a shame.
Yeah you're literally the only one
Everyone loved this game, you newfag. gtfo
>>334498706
so not literally
okay got it
What are some games that are "addicting" or time consuming games?, because i have lots of time now and i'm pretty bored. I used to play WoW a lot back in the day but it became shit. I've also played lol,dota and CS:GO for the past two years but they got old fast.i'm mostly interested in multiplayer games since they feel more "fresh" imo,since i've tried 99% of all the singleplayer games of the last 10 years and they all feel the same. But i guess i could give a single player game a try if there were any i didn't try.
>>334498192
clash of clans on ios/android
perfect for you :)
>>334498253
> :)
Fuck off
Oldschool Runescape
What did she mean by this?
>>334498140
Play the game and find out?
>>334498140
>no Paper Fawful
Literally meant she can't reveal too much information. Can you not comprehend basic English?
I hate you and this cancer/shit tier posts that led/lead to the downfall of this board
What's so bad about Skyrim, /v/?
SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME HERE
>>334498261
I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT
paarthurnax's cringe worthy pseudo philosophical dialogues
What was your favorite part of any Final Fantasy game
when the turks killed don corneo and said it was nothing personnal
ff games that use the job system
the minigames
I've got a question for my gamer homies in spanish speaking countries. First I should point out that I'm fluent in spanish and that's what I speak around the house with my parents.
I'm playing Bloodborne and my dad walked in a few minutes ago asking for my car keys. He asked what I was playing(He used to play games with me all the time when I was little, so every now and then he gets curious), so I explained the basic concept of killing enemies and leveling up your character and weapons. In the middle of explaining, I realized I don't know how the hell to refer to a game's boss in spanish.
Obviously I know the spanish word for boss is "jefe" or "patron", but I was just wondering if those who live in Mexico or Spain or wherever else have an official term for it. So what do you guys say when you're talking to your friends about games?
>>334497924
>what do you guys say when you're talking to your friends about games?
THEY'RE SHIT.
Me and my friends don't play games.
Jefe.
goty?
>>334497862
noty
If you mean Garbage of The Year, then yes
Not even flavor of the month.
Describe this game with one sentence.
>>334497840
hello
>>334497840
Kept you waiting huh?
>>334497840
Stay quiet.
If Overwatch actually gave a shit about having complex, interesting gameplay the mobility wouldn't be a single prepackaged skill that just takes you from point A to point B, it would be a set of things. Surfing, bunnyhopping, projectile jumping, grappling hooking, skiing (tribes-esque), walljumping, etc.
But retarded console kids can't grasp any of this, so we get 'Press X to teleport away'.
Did you guys know the general consensus in neuroscience is that humans' brains evolved to their unprecedented relative size and complexity because of movement? Simply because bipedal movement is tough and you need a lot of computation to do it efficiently. That's why we have the most efficient gait in the animal kingdom and can run for longer distances than any other animal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting#Persistence_hunting_in_human_evolution
Fun fact - brains in general evolved for the sake of movement. There is a species of mollusk which has a brain. It swims through a river until it finds a rock it likes, attaches itself permanently to the rock, then digests its brain because it has no use for it any more, being immobile. https://www.ted.com/talks/daniel_wolpert_the_real_reason_for_brains?language=en -
We're the only animal that practices recreational, unconventional movement just because we enjoy experimenting with new ways to move. Dancing, it's called. And ActiBlizzard gives us a button to press that just teleports us to where our class is supposed to be. It's all about the destination, not the journey. The fleeting satisfaction of correctly placing yourself in the best location without any of the forethought, work and expertise required to get there safely and quickly.
There is nothing but the button. Press it, monkey.
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>thinking I'm gonna read all that shit
Don't give a fuck m8, I'm having fun.
>>334497523
Wait, so there's just a button that takes you where your class should be?
The fuck, why even play the game if half the gameplay is automated
>most attacks one shot you unless you've been dumping points into vigor
>have to beat first boss again if you die on the second one
>fucking broken dogshit cameras
>DS2 tier hitboxes
>can only do any significant damage to its head and it's a pain in the ass to hit unless you're using a broken op great sword or using magic like a fucking casual
Bravo Hackazaki. To think I actually use to defend the difficulty in this shit series before.
>inb4 fromdrones and their git gud memes
souls games are not difficult
>>334497948
I would agree with you before this boss. This isn't difficult anyway, it's artificial difficulty at its best.
I forgot that /v/ is too casual to beat bosses without coop. Oh well, dead thread.
Six more until days until shitposters are BTFO.
Who else is looking forward to the game of the year?
It's going to bomb
when are we getting reviews?
>>334497164
If it does great I will be happy.
If it does bad I will be slightly unhappy but the shitposting will give me a good laugh.
Best written game of 2015?
if simon had to get a new sealed body so the pressure in the abyss wouldn't crush him how come he was ok when his arm was cut off
best written in what fucking way? the dialogue was awful. the story and premise were cool but the weakest part of both of those was the writing.
help me see what you see
Simon being a dense idiot completely took me out of it.
Who /thejoyofpainting/ here?
Crusader Kings I is dirt cheap on gog right now. Would that be a decent entry point for a Paradox novice like me?
>>334497505
I don't know about 1, but if you're looking at CKII just pirate it. Honest. Doesn't matter how cheap the game is, there's 200 dollarydoos worth of DLC.
>>334497505
CK is kinda outdated at this point,CK2 is better in practically every way.The easiest /gsg/ made by Paradox is EU3 or 4.
>>334497636
This,just go to /gsg/ and pirate everything,i would also reccomend to download the HiP mod.
The original SSB was pretty weird, half the roster wasn't even relevant
>Samus
Hadn't had a game in 8 years, didn't get a game for 3 more years. Skipped out on the N64 completely
>Captain Falcon
You wouldn't even know F-Zero had characters if you didn't have the instruction booklet. The game itself has no story, you just drive hovercars in the future
>Ness
Self-explanatory
>Fox
MC of a glorified tech demo that later got ported to N64
>Jigglypuff
There were 150 other pokemon to choose from, so why jiggly? It's not relevant to the plot of the games at all. If it was because of the anime, jiggly was just a gag character, meowth was much more relevant
>>334497076
From my understanding, in addition to being popular at the time, Jiggs was easy to include as they based her off of Kirby.
>tfw didn't know who Kirby or Samus were before this game
>mostly got it because Fox was in it and I fucking loved Star Fox
>>334497076
>Samus was in Super Metroid, an extremely highly praised game released less than 5 years before SSB
>F-Zero was successful, and F-Zero X came out before SSB where Falcon was an established and prominent character
>Earthbound was successful in Japan, again before this game came out
>Star Fox was successful, and well-known due to its status as a 'tech demo'
>Jiggs mostly put in as a joke, but still a popular Pokemon
Your point being?
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