I'm not.
>>334521969
Motion gaming didn't catch on and neither will VR.
>>334523769
Maybe if the porn is good
>>334523908
This is literally a device for the young Japanese male. Why fuck real girls when you can fuck your 2D waifu?
>that time Mario had to be restrained to keep him from beating the shit out of a small child
>That time Mario was sick of saving the Mushroom Kingdom so he decided to join the Koopa Troopas
>that kid who thought he was bruce lee
>That time Mario purposely tripped over his own feet to kiss Bowser
I always wanted to play a game that let me be different animals. I'm thinking of getting a PS4 for WiLD. What gaming experiences have you hoped to have?
OP's picture for those wondering
>both are literal gods who have the same goal
>left is arguably more violent and vulgar
>people hate kratos with a burning passion
why
Because left is a literally who.
I kill my sisters, I take their men
>>334521105
Because Kratos is A FUCKING WHITE MALE.
>You, you!
>Give us smooth!
>Yes, you!
>Give us silky!
But, little birds, I can't give you my doll, she's not even from the same game!
Snuggly>Dyna&Tillo>Sparkly
>>334521582
>not picking ending #2
Why bother living as an eldritch abomination? You can just live a forever comfy life with the doll
>>334522657
But without your legs.
It sucks. As a squid you can do anything you want!
And the best part is that you can curl up into a ball and let the doll hold you in her arms in your entirety! Much better than hugging.
How do you feel about necromancers?
>>334520550
Also EO thread
can i fug that?
>>334521349
She's a party member and an elf.
Why would you want to fuck her?
What did he morally do wrong?
>beat his wife
>kill a man (albeit he probably had it coming)
beating his wife
its generally quite frowned upon my friend
He beat his wife, nigga. Yeah she was a bitch but you don't hurl people across the room for that.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE GIRLS TO ACCEPT THE FUCKING VENUS AND FORTUNE BIKINIS
I've given Fortune to Hitomi 4 FUCKING TIMES AND EVERYTIME SHE TURNS IT DOWN. IT costs fucking 500K to re-wrap.
Is this game really for ps4? it looks worse than MGS2
Can you re-wrap gifts?
>>334520209
Savescum all gifts you baka.
I'm so fucking tired of grinding Owner levels. I'm at lvl 39 and it feels like the bar is not moving up at all.
What went wrong?
being on 3DS, not gonna buy that piece of crap
People who did enjoy the soundtrack of default and hate the current one probably.
>>334520243
It may not be as good as the one of BD but isn't bad at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RuNHMPvaWQ
And why is it Diddy Kong Racing?
CTR > DKR > Mario Karts in general > any other kart game ever
>inb4 Shrek and M&M's
I like Mario Kart but I had more fun with the other two.
>>334519987
>David Wise OST
>Hub world with different theme stages
>Boss battles
>Time attacks, battle mode, silver coin challenge
>Secret space world
>Charming characters
You're damn right it's the best kart racer. Mario Kart ain't got shit on this.
>>334519987
Because there was a time when Rare was literally the greatest dev in the world
>>334520320
>CTR
please stop this meme, crash is dead and most of his games are shit
Whats the best capital ship in the game and why is it this mean fucker right here?
Also Soaser thread.TEC master race
Kortul desu
>>334520870
>Vasari fag
I bet you keep your titan as your capital and move it around, just to piss people off when you've already lost
>>334521072
>Not moving all of your assets into your capital 'fuck everything and everyone' fleet that eats all the planets you find
Are you kidding me?
Does Square Enix seriously think this is still okay in 2016?
Spoiler alert: It isn't.
what game?
>>334520034
Pokemon red
>it's the "/v/ pretends to be a a third wave feminist/SJW episode".
ITT: Games and franchises you think are overrated
Remember, overrated =/=bad
Bioshock Infinite is the super obvious one.
The whole franchise
>Lets shit on everything related to Chrono Trigger forever: The game
Who thought this was a good idea?
>too many party members: the game
the brainchild of everything to do with 12000 bc had full creative control over cross
>>334519601
>never played Suikoden
This mainstream trendy cunt is the worst thing to happen to contemporary anime & video game media. These "new wave" anime & video game composers with their early 2000 scene kid emo rock & wannabe Linkin Park Nu-Metal. It's cancer, I tell ya. Cancer!
Who?
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>334520065
>>334520416
He did that watered-down cheesy, edgy music in Xenoblade Chronicles X.