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Shits out. Discuss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKoeSRhF1nc
literally who?
>>335690621
>discussing memebattle
>>335690621
I can't watch any of these, their retarded voices ruin it for me. Who won?
http://www.arcsystemworks.jp/chase_tooikioku/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6eFqA-HIJc
who here /hype/
you have about 13 days to brush up on your Japanese
>>335690540
Is anyone going to sit here and tell me that isn't black haired Kyle Hyde?
>>335690787
racist
>>335690540
what the fuck
I thought this was a new hotel dusk game
Is this the Souls killer?
Nah.
No.
Gameplay is slow and clumsy. Loot system is annoying. Getting knocked down over the slightest hit and then getting axed while down is idiotic. Graphics are shit (DF said action mode runs at 600p). Camera system is ass. Stamina meter is fucking stupid. Leveling up stats has no place in a TN game. Mechanics are poorly (or rather not even at all) explained.
Game was an extremely mediocre disappointment. Tried way too hard to ride the Souls wave of success rather than doing its own thing.
Here's all the things Nioh ripped directly from Souls:
>different rolls and speeds at weight thresholds
>picking up your "souls" off your bloodstain where you died previously
>other player bloodstains
>stamina bar
>gestures
>shortcuts
>weapon and gear system just like Souls
>level up system just like Souls
>weapon degradation (which has no place in a game like this)
>bonfi- I mean "shrines"
>estus fla- I mean elixers that refill at the "shrines"
>the tagline "Ready to die?"
I know Souls didn't "invent" (most) of these things, but it really is embarrassing and a bit sad that the pioneers of the 3D action genre have to ride the wave of another franchise's success and copy many of its key mechanics rather than doing its own thing.
Cant kill something thats already dead. tfw no more souls games.
Who is the most badass Nintendo character?
>>335690025
Captain Falcon.
I do believe i know where this thread is going
>>335690025
Kirby, there is no other answer
Tell me about healing magic. Why does it even work.
I can buy the idea of drinking red medicinal liquid to restore your health, but a flash of white light?
And before you use "it's magic lol" argument, this isn't about it. I'm discussing a scenario where magic exists. Think about it this way:
Magic that create fireball used to kill things = totally legit because fire kill things.
Magic that create flash of light used for healing = ????
>>335690014
It enhances your natural regeneration.
why does drinking red liquid to heal make sense but shooting white shit doesn't?
>>335690014
light magic replacing lost cells and broken bones
Also why does that trap have breasts?
Elder God tier:
>Ryu
>Chun-Li
>Nash
Good tier:
>Ken
>Cammy
>Karin
Gorilla tier:
>R. Mika
Mid tier:
>Dhalsim
>Laura
>Necalli
>Guile
Low tier:
>Bison
>Vega
>Rashid
JUST tier:
>Alex
>Zangief
>FANG
>Birdie
>>335928824
>Laura higher than bison
>>335929241
I'm willing to move Laura to low tier, but Bison's no where near mid
>trying to play charge character with pad
I now know hell
>tfw it took me 7 times to kill the giving tree balls edition
I don't feel like I'm gittin' gud.
>weak spot is the ball sack
>tickle balls for massive damage
>>335689871
>7 times
>I did it in 1
You know what? Fuck you. Nintendo is doomed. I know it's a meme to think they're invincible, and sure, the name might survive in some fashion but in 15 years Nintendo isn't gonna be Nintendo.
>1 (one) video game this E3 AND the better version is gonna be on a new system. 3 year lifespan for the WiiU and nothing to show for it
>PS4.5 is now confirmed to have significantly upgraded hardware, probably so they can corner the NX just in case
>Countless games are looking so fucking bad that that even the most diehard fanboys are furious (Metroid, paper mario, Starfox)
>more and more money for less and less content and people are starting to talk about it (PS4fags get an excellent ratchet and clank for $40 while we get a 3 hour shitshow for $50)
I'm so fucking sick of this company. And I'm sick of mods coming to their rescue whenever they're criticized. It's not baiting when it's about Sonyggers or PCfags but it is when it's about Nintendo
I wish I ran Nintendo. I'd get them on their feet. They need to operate more like Disney, the merchandising needs more work and they're finally starting to get it with amiibo
>>335689859
Nice meme and copypasta family
>>335690612
Don't pretend it's copy pasta
Am I the only one excited for this?
WE
>>335689748
shut the fuck up
>>335689763
WHUZ
ITT: scrublord weapons
I'm a scrub and proud. What are you going to do about it, faggot?
I'm doing a [mostly] blind first playthrough right now
Is the Butcher's Knife scrub-tier?
Patrician: Anri's Sword
I'm switching to Sony.
All my life, I only buyed Nintendo products but today shit went too far.
I can't ignore the problems anymore. Here are some of them
>New Yoshi Wii game is ass
>New Star Fox is ass
>no actual WiiU Zelda
>no actual Mario Adventure game
>No actual Kirby WiiU game
>No actual Metroid WiiU game
>Paper Mario sucks ass
>No real RPG WiiU game
>No real Star Wars game
>No No No No
>Mario Kart 8 is fun for two weeks
Yeah buy a PS4 instead. You can play all these games:
>
Woah, you guys today are on a roll with the shitposting.
>>335689672
>"I'm switching to Sony"
>Not switching to PC
What am I in for, /v/?
>>335689581
One of the top 3 if not the worst mainline FF
The best mainline FF.
>>335689581
You are in for Final Fantasy IV.
I'm fucking speechless.
>Star Fox a flop
>Wii U dead
>Federation Force has to reenergize 3DS sales
>NX won't be revealed until months before launch
Is Nintendo trying to commit suicide?
>>335689490
Oh wow, another thread about nintendo's #130023 doomed situation.
>>335690032
>>Federation Force has to reenergize 3DS sales
Wat? Did they actually say this? Have they even seen the backlash?
So this year's E3 is shaping up to be the worst E3 ever.
Microsoft
>Shows Xbox One Point Five
>More footage from games we already know exist
>Memes
Sony
>Shows PS4K
>More footage from games we already know exist
>Memes
Nintendo
>No NX
>Zelda
>Memes
>Thats it
Can E3 be saved at this point?
>Can E3 be saved at this point?
Yes.
Every company, despite the shit games or lack of games in general, will provide at least two memes which /v/ will regurgitate over and over for months due to the absolutely EPIC hilarity.
>>335689389
>Can E3 be saved at this point?
Yes, indies.;)
Maybe if there's Shenmue 3/FF7R/Nier 2 level announcement, but is that possible?
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/04/western_localisation_of_tokyo_mirage_sessions_fe_features_costume_and_age_changes
>nintendo
>>335689324
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
cause none of the censored games sold badly. In fact they sold really well, and it helps the treehouse to get more power because suits love false causality argument.
>Hire the original Jap voice actress
>Rerecord the line where she says her age
>Only difference is 十八歳 instead of 十七歳
They put a remarkable amount of effort into butchering this game to be honest.
![e3-logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/holEoDZ.jpg "e3-logo[1]")
