>tfw you bought an Xbox One
>tfw most of /v/ doesn't even know how great it is
I will get one if the nx is gay. actually no I won't. I'm never buying anything again
>>335716189
I will get an evil camera box once microsoft stop trying to send me malware, spyware and trojans every single day under the guise of jewish lies.
Your move, Bill.
>>335716189
well why don't you tell us how great it is, whatcha playing?
YOU THERE! YES YOU!
WHO IS THE TRUE KING OF CALRADIA?
>>335716035
Oh look a Knight with shiny armour.
Fuck off kid, come back when you've got some dents.
Who ever has the patience to siege 50 castles in a row without turning the game off and playing something
>reading Dark Souls 3 patch notes
-Siegward of Catarina will now be able to properly rescue Greirat once conditions are met.
FUCK OFF FROM THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE ;_;
Siegward has always been able to rescue Greirat, they wouldn't change already-written questlines like that.
If you read the patch notes they fixed several issues where people were meeting requirements and conditions yet were not getting events, completed questlines, or items.
No matter what, Greirat will die on his third run, there is no way around this and it's not a bug.
They also said they fixed the blue sentinels and darkmoon, but can anyone confirm?
>>335716051
>If you read the patch notes they fixed several issues where people were meeting requirements and conditions yet were not getting events, completed questlines, or items.
No shit, he died for me in the second run despite me fulfilling requirements.
You guys ready for GOTY?
https://youtu.be/EeF3UTkCoxY
HELL YEAH
>>336245430
>infinite warfare
Is this some kind of attempt at self-aware comedy?
>>336245430
MAKE IT STOP
ITT: Levels that unnerve you
why
>>335715254
>mfw as a kid I never got past the first pit with the tiger because I didn't know how to climb out
Boy I sure was retarded when I was a kid, but then again, I had a whole bin of burned CDs, so I didn't feel no remorse about it.
>>335715407
>first level
>boobytraps
>spike walls
>the twodinosaurs
Let's discuss Touhou spell cards.
>>336052648
I'm right before junko on my normal lolk pd playthrough.
it's annoying
i just wanna fight angry moon bitch
>>336053881
Which part? The super graze part, or the part with the enemies with suicide bullets?
>>336054106
the one with all the stuff falling down on your head like rain, and stars coming at you
every time i get to the end of the chapter and then get trapped in a fuck corner by the rain
and the falling rain fucks with my head, it makes me think everything else is going up
the thing is im shit at 2hu, havent even 1cced anything (just 2 nights ago had to continue in the LAST FUCKING SECOND of EoSD normal, another fuck corner situation thanks to red magic.)
Still having fun though! Hey, I beat clownpee...
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>>335715215
parry them then and teach a lesson
Good thread
>2016
>a good USA politics simulator doesn't exist yet
Why is this? When will a USA equivalent of Tropico exist?
USA politics are boring, 2 party system? please
>>335715085
Because the US doesn't have a good political system. Just look at our completely shit candidates this year.
have you not played metal gear rising?
How much did you pay this whore?
$0
Nothing.
What is that whore offering?
Why don't you consider this a real Mario game?
I do though. Stop paying attention to the autistic retards saying it doesn't count
I do though. Stop paying attention to the autistic retards saying it doesn't count
I don't though. Start paying attention to the autistic retards saying it doesn't count
Is it better than Banjo-Kazooie?
It's bigger, but not better.
>>335714741
Damn straight it is
the first banjo game was just a shitty mario 64 ripoff with a focus on collecting things instead of platforming and way worse controls
this game properly owned up to being a collecting/exploring game with the bigger/connected levels and had puzzles to get jiggys that go beyond the "use this ability/hit this switch 3/4 times and receive a prize" bullshit that plagues BK1 and DK64
the second game is also a lot more aesthetic, it has a much more coherent theme and...
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>>335714741
I couldn't finish it when I was a kid. Was too hard for me.
Will it make a comeback, or is it dead in the water?
A 'comeback' would imply that it was popular in the first place.
The question you mean to ask is 'Will it ever not be shit?"
some kind of chinese knockoff psp?
As far as people like you are concerned, it's dead. Doesn't bother me as I get a new 9/10 weeb game every month.
Does he use viewbots?
More importantly, who cares?
>>335714665
Not me jojji
Fuck Leafy, post more Tetra.
How important are graphics in video games to you?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10066395
Bump for interest
They're optional,unless you make literal eye barf.
I don't not care for graphics at all.
I find low graphics more interest and have more charm. It depends on the game but overall I do not care about graphics. Stylization and performance are more important.
Is Rosalina a good mother
I certainly would love to have dem tits for myself.
DEEPEST LORE
>>335713959
Her idea of being a good mother is burying herself under a tree.