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Why have I seen almost no one complain about how fucking linear and boring this game is? The bosses and weapon skills are the only things I really enjoyed about it.
>>336095254
Linearity is a feature, apparently.
>>336095254
Linear was the most complained thing about DKS2 that I heard, and this game literally only makes you backtrack once.
There is plenty of complaining, but the DS3 defense-force will just spam you with "le git gud xxxxdddd"
Don't expect to get any useful conversation.
I can't find the FFXV thread
>>336095106
I would have unprotected sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.
>>336097001
i don't
>>336095106
I want her to tow my car if you know what I mean
It's so simple!
"WHAT I LEARNED IN VIDYA GAMES IS..."
I
that people compare real life to video games when a disagreement comes up
Tin and copper makes bronze.
Coal is used to remove impurities in iron.
Spelling a bunch of words I'll never use like eviscerate, and righteousness.
What games include women of the Amazonian variety?DUMP YOUR AMAZONS, DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DRAGONS CROWN
so stronk girls?
>>336095085
Yeah, basically.
We all agree thatKatherine was the best girl in this game, right?
>>336094821
Nooooo...
>>336094908
Yeeeessss
>>336094821
Space
>the current year is almost halfway over
How many games have you beaten this year anon?
>>336094724
So?
>>336094724
>4 divided by 12 equals 6
It's been two months and the game was released across three different platforms
And not ONE set of attractive female sliders have been discovered.
Will we ever crack the code??
Girls can't be attractive anon.
>>336094472
It's a shame because I've found several attractive guy sliders.
DS1 has the only game where you could make cute grills in the character creator. The other games might look nicer, but the faces still look like shit
>get Uncharted Collection since never played them
>start it up
>mom is in the same room
>"anon, what movie is that?"
>"It's a game, mom. Uncharted"
>"Oh wow haha, I thought those were real people"
Mind you, it was just Drake's Fortune rendered at hi-def 1080p and silky smooth 60fps.
If she thinks that was real life...imagine her reaction to Uncharted 4?
>>336094229
Post a picture of your mom
Do you have sex with her?
>>336094345
>>336094571
wtf is wrong with you people?
What does /v/ think of THE CHAMP?
>>336094207
John Cena is okhe'd be a better heel
>>336094207
LITERALLY
>>336094207
/v/ thinks he's a cuck
Enjoy your future. It's going to be great!
ill fucking kill you
Generations was great, so he was right at the time.
This was before lost world and boom
and he got 5 games
Left or right fuckers?
>>336093721
HP: 4/5
You hit the slime for 1 damage.
>>336093721
Right side allows for easier balancing.
Left side means that you would have to change the hp of the monster by at least 10% for any balancing purpose.
Same goes for player damage scaling.
Unless the game uses decimals, but you may as well just use larger numbers if you're going to use decimals.
You hit the slime for 20 damage
name a banjoer game than this
Yooka-Laylee
phalanx
>>336093707
Banjo Hero: 2
Scumbag here. Anyone know of a way I can get LISA The Painful for free? Can't find it on any torrent sites and I'm not going to buy it.
There was a pastabin like a year ago but I'm too lazy to find it.
>>336094793
Well, if there's any other way, I'd love to play this thing.
What games are you hype for that are coming out this year?
Persona 5
>>336093463
#FE
Persona 5 is the only thing that keeps me going.
ITT: best songs in vidya that makes you want to go on an adventure, travel on a long journey , or make you wanna say "adventuuuuuurrrreeeeee"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTfYDth_bw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jJ2u2rk3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYHkvaD6x9I
>>336093503
this is fantastic
1 step away from red army shit
