No need to git gud when you can just put the game on easy mode.
That is a backstab magnet ladddddddddder
Ok.
Yeah of you're a woman
Here's 5 cute facts about Mei:
1) Mei is a girl!
2) She's cute!
3) I love her!
4) Mei!
OUR WORLD IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR!
I want to slap her butt
Fuck off
"It is I, Mario."
-Mario
"My gun cost a lot of money"
-Heavy guy
"I AM HAVING OF THE CHORTLES!"
-Fawful
"Hello!"
-Kirby
Ummm... can we have a serious discussion about this?
You do realize this is gonna change everything, right?
https://vimeo.com/156541982
>change everything
Nothing will change. The only users will be people who couldn't get real sex in the first place.
>>337075047
So 99% of /v/?
They have modelled 9 pornstars so far. In the future, I'll imagine we'll also have actresses, pop stars, etc. it's not just about filling an urge, it's also about fulfilling fantasies.
Where do you think the technology will be in 20, 30 years?
>>337075528
You think there are a lot of virgins because you're in an echo chamber. 4chan is where virgins congregate, and considering that most are underaged, I would assume that a large portion of /v/ and other boards will eventually grow up to live relatively normal lives.
In reality only a tiny fraction of the population are virgins. VR porn will not create some massive societal upheaval.
Where the fuck did this come from all of a sudden
http://store.steampowered.com/app/359870/
>>337078089
I love when they do that. Same happened with all guilty gear games.
It went up on steam database last december, and it got updated like 2 weeks ago there have been threads constantly
>>337078089
almost every final fantasy went up on steam a couple months back, shit was totally unannounced too it was weird
What is your favorite guilty pleasure vidya? You know, games that no one will ever know that you play.
How about you tell me first?
Tell me, Dan Backslide!
>>337073752
Come for the porn, stay for the gameplay, tell no one except for internet strangers
I'LL STEAL IT
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>kiddies suddenly hate everything Japanese
What the hell happened? Remember when games like Donkey Kong, Pac-Man and Samurai Showdown were the coolest shit? When most people owned a Super Nintendo or Sega Genesis? What led to this change in opinion on Japanese games in the west? Am I misinterpreting something, or do younger kids not have an appreciation for the country that used to be on top of the console vidya world?
>>337077824
Imagine if they marketed Fatal Fury as a fps
No one actually thinks Uncharted 4 is a batter videogame than The King of Fighters 98.
>>337077925
lol
I GOT IT!
heal me you faggot
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>>337073034
I can't remember Donald or Goofy ever being useful in Kingdom Hearts 2.
ITT: the biggest failures in video game history
>>337072414
i hate tortanic so much i want it to get shut down so we can get swg pre-cu back
It really pisses me off how successful of a cash-cow they turned this piece of shit game into by adding lottery boxes.
>>337072414
Its actually making a profit now so I guess thats wrong.
What the fuck went wrong?
>2016
>oh dude lets bring back a series of games that was ONCE popular haha and guys lets name it "Doom" like the original! haha this is such an original idea right guys? haha please buy our game old Doom fans please
garbage
absolute garbage formulas and companies who do that should be ashamed of themselves
>>337072829
You making this thread with a shit meme that's what.
maybe just trying too hard?
I'm not sure. I did some alpha testing for this game and got paid, so that was nice. But I thought it was pretty shit. Nothing new nor exciting about it.
Name a game 20 years or older that hasn't aged like milk. Protip:You can't
Tetris.
>>337071793
Super Mario World
>>337071936
Line game for autists.
>>337071951
SNES launch title with little powerup variety, slippery controls and an asinine Mario Sprite.
So DIGITAL FUCKING FOUNDRY says UC4 is a technical powerhouse rivaling any High-end PC game currently available.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts2am8WRBXQ
>"This is a must-play experience that delivers the rare mix of pitch perfect gameplay and high-end visuals," Digital Foundry said. "Uncharted 4 is the technical powerhouse we've been waiting for."
>"The set-pieces are more impressive, the maps larger, the characters and environments more detailed and the gameplay mechanics...
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> the gameplay mechanics are richer than ever before
what does that even mean
I hope Uncharted 4 will be a good game and that it satisfies the people who buy it.
>uncharted 4
>press x to grab ledge
>press x to grab rope
>press x not to die
>scripted cutscene after scripted cutscene
>auto aim shooting
>"gameplay"
>Launch Feb 12: $40
>New May 9: $16
What the hell is with this game? Didn't sell? Is it bad? Over inventory?
It's like the first game, but this time they overstocked it.
It's a game for weebs, what did you expect?
It's the same shit as the first, except this time they decided to have more copies.
Aside from the fuckton of basically recycled two-phase bosses, Dark Souls 3 was pretty fun. Which bosses were most memorable to yall?
Prince "pssssht, nothing personnel kid" Lorian was cool.
Abyss Watchers were kinda easy but I liked the idea of an army of undead constantly fighting the abyss.
Yhorm, Oceiros and THE CHAMP were the cool ones
the rest were OK
Slashing at that tree's crotch was certainly something.
BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE!!!
oh shit i left my 3ds on at home
>>337069434
possibly nothingright?
>>337069434
When is it happening?