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"It is I, Mario."
-Mario
"My gun cost a lot of money"
-Heavy guy
"I AM HAVING OF THE CHORTLES!"
-Fawful
"Hello!"
-Kirby
"I'm not afraid of you!"
"I even beat off my older brother!"
-Sue Sakamoto
"HOL UP"
-WW1 Nigger
"THE, THE, THE!"
-Grim Reaper (German dub)
"relax"
- Halo
"HE"
-Lanky Kong
"Hope you weren't waiting too long"
-Solid Snake
"Umph umph umph"
-Green Space Marine
>>337076128
What? All I see is a brick wall.
>>337075180
4U
"I possess testicles which are made of a strong, durable metal alloy." - Duke Nukem
"Victory shall be mine!"
- Yellow Mario
"Consume-ume-ume"
- Necalli
"Nice, a plantain"
- Donkey Kong
"Where's my fucking money" -Restartcry
"It is time to depart quickly"
-Bald Space Marine
"ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!"
- Pit
Your only task was to follow the bloody locomotive!
"The rebellls have seized anotherrr control point!"
-imperialistic English space military figure
"SHIT FOR BRAINS" -Frank Fieldgoal
"I slept and saw God's forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In slumber it grew a thick winter skin, white as bedsheets. In their folds the waker dreamt, her breath as steam, her touch as hot as iron, forgotten in the fire.
Oh, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew!"
-Gordon Freeman
"You are currently at the grave of my sibling and myself, but you may also spend time here if you would like."
- Prince Lothric
"Don't act dumb!"
- Hoxton
"Meow! Meow!" -Korororomaru
"You can't kill me. I'm the main character!"
-satirical bald space marine
"I am Rashid, of the billowing storm. Got it memorized?"
"To my side is my noble hairy arm"
-Lenneth Valkyrie
"You do not run at an adequate enough speed in relation to me."
-Sonic T. Hedgehog
"This reminds me of the good times I had after the World Trade Center got attacked by terrorists."
-Sundowner
"I refute this claim"
-Nick Wrong
![Ocelot’s-Pretty-Good-Critical-Hit-Sounds[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2AeZiWN.jpg "Ocelot’s-Pretty-Good-Critical-Hit-Sounds[1]")
"Not bad."
-Revolver Ocelot
"It ends here, Magus!"
>>337077310
"The sword wants to kill people"
-Sammy
"Alright!"
-Ness
>>337074991
Wow haven't seen this thread in years, OP. Good times..
"I assure you I am sincere"
-Deadpan Dan
"My wife's son!"
-Gandalf
"Let's do this!"
-Pac-Man
"Wasted"
- Nico
"Please"
-Shrugged
THE GLOBE! Time's flow has ceased. Now, time will continue- WHEEEEEEE!
-Daniel Brandon
>>337078107
>how it feels to have dandruff
Why you're quite a large guy.
-CIA
"Lets dilly-dally!"
- Cloud Strife
>>337078263
>not FBI you fucked up
"From your perspective, maybe"
- Bald Mask
"I am a massive bellend"
-Chode
I shall end your life.
-Shack
"I question myself what will my supper be"
-Lord Farquad
>>337078263
>not NASA
Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Arrow...Fire!
-Wonder Red
>>337074991
"Be thankful it's not cloudy"
-Solar
"I have not a single personal problem against you, little child"
-Sanic, The Hedgeheg
ENTER
-Donald Duck
What's up, unliving soldier?
-Lordlooker Frampt, Umbral Spirits
I request a bout.
-Toreador
"Great electric slash!"
- God of War
"Ha! Choo!"
-Queen Apple
"My person has succeded!"
-Bagu
"I am here to chew gum and I brought plenty."
- Duke Nukem
I find this item interesting
-Dracula
"Oh woops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong"
-Pikachu
>>337079319
hahahahahaha
>>337079271
"I am here to chew ass"
-Dick Kickem
We need to activate the jewels!
>>337079301
"What is a man? Well, by definition a man is a humanoid, made up of 75% water."
-Count Chocula.
I am the alpha male.
-Stupei
Are you calling me heterosexual?!
-Marilyn Monroe
"Hello everyone, it's anzu"
-Boxxy
>>337079501
I've been looking forward to this
-Akihiko-senpai
"Save me!"
- Metroid
"get-a-lift!"
-Sceeter
"This plainly functions."
"My balls are inert"
-Vegetable
"No"
- Resident
"Woof woof"
- Star Fox
>>337079664
*SURPRISED SOUND*
-Fucka
>>337076991
kek
time to go full pig
-bastion
I apologize for my actions.
-Sasugay
"Time to turn up the heat!"
-Ice Climbers
"Sweet as teenage poontang"
-general soprano
>>337075628
fucking lost it.
"I am Link."
–Link, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii, 2010)
>>337076581
>restartcry
fucking christ anon. that's great.
What are you talking about?
-The Archer class really does have Archers
>>337076307
"I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS"
-dick kickem
"I find your lack of evidence questionable"
-Gordon Freeman, System Shock 2
"What a nig"
-Felix Right
"Amazing!"
-Spyro The Dragon
"Doctor Pavel, I am the Central Intelligence Agency"
-CIA
>>337080583
"Waffles!"
-Smash Bandicoot
>>337080636
"I mask my homosexual urges"
-large fellow
>LOL, that's some funny shit man
-Tidus
"Yappers!"
- Yoshimitsu
"Elephants guide me!"
- Slave, Fireplacerock, Villains of Battlecreate
"Hello. My name is Detective Richard Stickyboot, my friend."
-Richard Stickyboot
"These graphics settings are quite alright"
-TotalBiscuit
>>337080472
"people live when they are lived"
-The red man
"Young child!" - Grimoire Nier
>>337074991
"I did not touch her, I did not."
"I´d Like to acquire some goods from you, completly normal man"
-John F. Kennedy
"Luminous spheres of plasma held together by its own gravity..."
- Adversary, Citizen Vile 3
>>337076128
Why didnt you post a pic?
"A deal is a deal, anon"
-Bayonetta
>>337081523
So anyway, how's your sex life?
>>337079729
THE ADULT! THE ADULT! THE ADULT!
"My King, you must cease to exist."
- Gwonam, Dino Time
>>337082232
Non-existent.
"Hi, I'm Link"
--Banon, Final Fantasy XIII
>>337074991
"In contrast to Speedy the Rodent, I lack the physical capacity to emit a light-hearted, soft laugh. Rather, I intend to display my girth by expanding and training my bicep muscles. "
-Nips the quesadilla
"It's Midday... AHHHG." - Mac Creed
"Bear and bird must not collect golden puzzle things or I will beat them up"
- Bitchywitchy, from Gitaroo-Flute
>>337082653
>haiku instead of limerick
nice
>>337082689
That was a complete coincidencebut you don't need to know that
"Teleportation Knifeeeaaarghhhaaaaaaaahaaghh" - Big Guy From League of Legends
"HAWK FIST"
- Commander Hawk, Eff-0
"Vagina?"
- Hard Cock
"Well, I'm right here. I'm giving it my best shot. I'm staying true to myself. I want to be Batman." - Dave Mirra
"Fuck off!"
-Danny Lee
>>337083140
"You're a large male."
- FBI
"Correct. Dohohohoho. Ping."
- Ramen noodles
"The wrong man in the right place can lead the world to chaos"
-Matrix Man
>>337083724
"No worries" -Streamboy
"I am performing a sequence of high-pitched, electronic frequencies whilst gesticulating in a delighted manner."
-Mr. GAME&WATCH
"I'll have two number 5's. A Number 5 large. A number 7 with extra dip. A number 9. Two number 25's, one with cheese. And a small soda."
-Large Smoke
>>337083964
LOL
"But first"
-Mario
"Conceived in a distraught land, we gamble our lives by engaging in battle! Sakura Disco!" -Derwin
"Activate the Chief!"
- Shiny Amiibo
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he has created?"-Kirby
"I make magic n' shit" -Oxalá
>>337084679
"Witness it's trajectory!" -Dr Whom
>>337079729
Somebody post the gore one, i need to fap.
Sorry i'm late guys!
-Sizeable Supervisor
>>337081915
Origin? - nameless person
"Fuck you"
-sleeping lad
"we have quite the predicament"
"I should buy a car." - Timmy Vermicelli
"Shimmer!"
>>337084886
Chief, duck! There is a rival attack chopper! A round of fire from it could rip a person up!
-Rottweiler Oscillator
"Possess the skills necessary to match those of the grandest order, or indulge yourself with those of a lesser destiny call" -Charles Barkley.
>>337084434
>shiny amiibo
"but first..."
-Henry
>>337084754
WITNESS THE SELF
-Immortal Joe Freud
>>337085446
"I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
- Mario, Watch for Rolling Rocks
>>337085291
Major kek
You're left hand is de-attachable?
-Tiger Nixon
[Unintelligible dinosaur noises]
Yoshimitsu, Super Mario World 2
"Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!"
-Mccree
"I am exerting vocally as a result of my action"
-Zelda
"You were almost flattened to the height of a reuben"
-Barry Burton
"BOING!"
-Mr. Saturn
>>337085973
ハイーニュンです!
-Makkukree
"WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES"
-Durotan of the Frostwolf Clan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c
"All who wander are lost."
- Space Goat Pope Pooinloo
"Time to shit post."
- Girl Daxter
"FUCK YOU!"
- The Demon Slayer
"Agumon digivolve toooooo, Angelamon!"
- Monster Rancher
"We will advance"
- Martin
"Electric mouse, beat up that guy"
- Ass Ketchup
"No Question"
- Luggy
JUSTICE WILL BE DONE
-Mercy
"Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. The products for your face and hair. What is it, exactly, the makeup you've applied? Can you name even one skin cream? I thought not."
"Ha ha."
- Scorpion, Street Fighter
Micro Machines, man!
-Senator Strongarms
"I want that breeze, I think."
- Gundamdwarf, Tale of Link
I could miss...Not saying that I will, It just could happen.
"THE IRRITATION"
-the Irritation
"Rend and Shread!"
-Expiration Man
Clocks are currency, buddy.
>>337083412
"I can see what you're referring to."
- Unrepentant Homosexual
"Allow me to gaze upon your choreography!" -- Commander Queermo
"HATE NEWSPAPER"
- Sole Survivor
"We were emperors and feces."
- Donkey Kong, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"That snivy lil pink cunt has been spookin this right fine groupie for a snortin time. I betta smash his fookin skull in and break the gabbas jaw on the pavement"
-Chill Penguin
"There's no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness: your Pikachus, your Chanseys, your Clefairies and Dragonites, could not fill up the cistern of my lust." --Ashwick Catchman
"Get in here"
-Stalker
"You're gonna have a bad time"
"MEIN ANUS"
-Blue guy who did nothing wrong
>>337074991
Were you waiting long?
-Solid Snake
>>337089371
"HIROYUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
- Incognito, Quadjackie
"Not like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis"
"I remember this"
- Random sheep, Catherine
>>337089674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAAH39qWvwU
"Jeeeeeeeeez"
- Mahiru Koizumi, Danganronpa 2
>>337076930
Too close to what he actually says
>>337074991
"THE DOG AND THE COW"
-Bookman
>>337089997
the partition was my hangout spot why u ruin my hangout spot - roman god not us general.
>>337076307
>It's time to raise hell and eat candy bars.
>>337089674
"But that's just a theory, a GAY theory!"
-PatMat
"We have not yet reached the end, sibling!"
-David Bowie
"I'm afraid I cannot allow you to proceed, Plasma Dingo."
- Plasma Coyote
"The pie is alive"
-Shodan
"We currently find ourselves in an undesirable situation.
-Flora's Sister
"Not bad."
- Semiautomatic Jaguar, Ferrous Cog Sturdy Third: Serpent Snacker
no reas to end ze boar jus cat iz throat - jazzy nigger you used to canyon search with
"No I choose not to do that."
-Soldierman McGenericson
>>337074991
"Its-a-me, Aku Aku."
-Aku Aku
"Were you suitably entertained?"
-Hideki Konami
>>337090743
fucking hate this obnoxious smug
>>337091891
crash fags never ever
"We will manufacture jewels from their soots"
- Large and in Charge
KROGAN COCK SO GOOD
"I ask of you to willingly comprehend our choices."
-Steve Jobs
>>337092224
I'm in love.
>>337075773
give me
the greenest colour
you can possibly be
otherwise im not playing
>>337092210
Good riddance, I haven't bought a console since ps2
wat up cuz, lets jack cars, beat up hookers, and cruise the streets see whats happening
- your fun cousin greek.
>>337074991
"Hey its me" - Dan Marino
>>337077897
ITS TOO MUCH
Awaken the crystals and I'll awaken your dick, Agnes!
i just enact my final solution for the homo problem
-Hillary Rodham Clinton
>>337079827
does that mean they don't work?
"Attempt to reduce the efficiency of this ultimate ability!"
-Korean Robot
"Greetings everyone. My name is Daisy, princess and heir to the crown of Sarasaland."
wtf I don't remember these characters saying any of these quotes
"What's good, my nigga with them fine-ass eyes?"
-Cosmo
"This game console is polygonal, POLYGONAL"
-Josh
>>337091891BOODABAGAH
"I request that you awaken and inhale the fragrance of since burned matter."
-Larry, Half Lambda 3 Episode 2
>>337083964
The only duty we were required to fulfill was to pursue this horrid locomotive vehicle, CJ!
The next words you will be saying are going to be, "How did you know this?!", and now it is your turn to say them!
-joey starman
>>337092603
There's a picture of that
"Honk honk"
-large trumpeteer
Hello friend, I believe you entered the incorrect passage. The silk gang is a few places up
"Doot doot"
-Chan
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"Wrex."
-Wrex
"The country south of Canada"
>Rocket-powered Human
" 'It' would be referring to myself"
-Freddy Fazbear
"This topic is one of great importance to me, and I will do my utmost to provide every effort as to learning more." - Squall Emohart
TWISTING ESCALATOR
STAG BEETLE
DESTROYED DRIVEWAY
FRUIT PIE
STAG BEETLE
PAINFUL PATHWAY
STAG BEETLE
BLACK HOLE
BONDONE
DEMON
FLOWER
STAG BEETLE
BLACK HOLE
DISGUISED DUKE
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
AOM FINNA
*sells crack*
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
*evolves from primate*
"In actuality, we both are in the state of being Zalas Tevos"
-Zalas and Tevos
>>337078693Mah nigga.
We meet again, Blunder-Red.
"Revolver Ocelot."
-Revolver Ocelot
"Could you move right next to me for a couple seconds?"
- Arachnid
>>337097416
christ
Give me a reason why these men should fly on my aircraft
-US marine
>>337098303
"Gimme a hug, man."
- Dr. Octopus
>>337097416
>*evolves from primate*
Everytime.
>>337098287
"Revolver Ocelot."
-Revolver Ocelot
yo dem niggas be so dead they layin lower than the LOW TIDE, youknowhatimsayin'?
Where's that DARN fourth random gem?
-Rockman Charcoal
Increase the speed
- Sock the Hedgeheg
All of these are way off. Have any of you actually played any of these video games? -.-
"Hey ya mutterfooking faygewt, get the fook off of me klood
before aye beet yer kawksooker orse half to daeylth vit me enormous
Sveydish deeck, ya fooking fooker"
-Resort Sonic
>>337074991
wait did it change "IT IS ME MARIO" TO "IT IS I MARIO"?? Mandela Effect if so
>>337078107
>WHEEEEEEE!
Fucking lost it. Thanks for this.
>>337099181
These are all bizarrely anomalous. Have anybody actually done the games they speak of? ^.^
-Mysterious
"I love Irisu!"
- dried grape homosexual
"The conflict will reach a resolution directly because of my actions."
-Mister Chef
"You're mistaken. At this moment, I believe with all my heart that Kingdom Hearts... is white!"
>>337078596
lost
You have already beaten others, but now you must attempt to defeat the superlative.
G̨͍̩̠̟̩̜̙̣͞È̶̛͔̺̪͕͙͈̟̝̬͟͢T̢̀͏̸̟͚̰̙͍̠͍̻͚͉͖̮ ͜͠҉̷̨̟̮͇̘̘͚̳̭̻͙̞̯̗̻̼͉̖ͅT͏͏̵͍̪͚̱̩̱̹̥̙̝̹̣̯̺̞͍̲͞H̶̘̮͈͚̖͇̳͇͓̻̕͝E̟̹̬̫̟̗̠͉̪͉͚̥̱͕͉͜ ̡̲̲̰͕̼̻͈̬̲̮̮̯͓͔̖̗̯ͅͅF̡̧̭͎̮̯̤͘U̸̩̙͉͇̣͔̳̘̺̟̟͉͕͚͝͝C̸̡͉̹̘̹̳̮͙͘͝Ķ̨̻̭̥̖͔͉͔̦̳ ̴̳̰̦̯̮͍̲̜͉̹̺̕̕U̘̝̥͜P̴̨̡̛̲͈̙͓͕͖̫̫!
- Donac Dum
It's a mechanism for running away from reality, don't you see? It's not optimal for your health.
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
- King of Zimbabwe
>>337101378
fuck you nickle-knees, you suck.
>>337101524
Fuck you.
This evening, I, Gehrman will participate in this hunt.
>>337101524
Bazinga
>>337101524
FUCK YOU
>>337093213
That's Mandark, jackass.
Those beans, I was eating them.
-Frank
"Jam it in my ass!"
-your mom
>>337101524>your mother will never know how many times you've saved her life
Political Events... Political Events are always similar....
>>337101524
immunity cat counters this
>>337101524
Silly billy.
"Cousin let's go bowling"
-Big Smoke
I don't trust this elven lady. -Lord Gilithos
>>337099532
The entirety are completely off course. Has anyone really been far as decided to speak of even the games they played like?
>>337104085
Combat... Combat has evolved.
-Solid Chef, Halo Gear Solid: Sons of the Libertarians
>>337077306
this one got me
"Do you enjoy damaging other human beings?"
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
-Chains
>>337101524
"Take on me"
-Mega Man
>>337101524
Nothin' personal, kid.
-Master Chef, Halo 2007
>>337104092
I love you, immunity cat.
>>337101524
Faggot
>>337101524
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>337097416
>King shit
You had one job.
>>337074991
Bend over Here I COME!
-Random cop in GTA V
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