Lets talk hypothetically for a second, /v/
Lets imagine a reality where Overwatch was exactly the way it is, the only differences being
>The game is called Team Fortress 3
>The Team Fortress logo replaces all instances of the Overwatch logo (see pic related)
>Heroes are instead referred to as "Mercenaries"
>The game is developed by Valve
>The game is released on Steam
Everything else is EXACTLY the way it is
Would your opinion on the game change? Do you think you would have a bias for or against it?
How do you think /v/s opinion on the game would change?
>>337062104
"A pile of shit by any other name would smell as pungent" - Bill Shake
No, it still feels like a dumbed down TF2, and the shelf life of the game will be a lot shorter since people can't even create maps for the game. Hell, you can't even upload sprays.
Granted, it's fun to pick up and play for a few, but it's just not that good.
That would imply they know what the concept of 3 is.
>HOW THE GAME PLAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXHVzX6viNA
>TOTALCANCER HAVING EUPHORIA ON THE IRL COCK PITT
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy1Ms_5qBTawC-k7PVjHXKQ
A star ship simulator game with a retro scifi visuel style, reminicent of alpha centauri (yes late 90's graphics are so old to us millenials that it might as well be cyberpunk or even a new waves aesthetics).
Obejcts in space has probably resurrected the hard scifi star-ship sim genre if there had ever been one, this certainly makes a change from vapor citizen and elite dankgerous.
How many pcbros are gonna make the cockpit irl?
>>337061812
smells like shill
have a (You) because the game looks interesting, will consider pirating
>>337061812
Actually it reminds me of the isometric graphics of the original fallout series.
those fucking graphics jesus
Here's how you acquire the triforce in Ocarina of Time. NOTE: you must do this in the 1.0 version of the game.
Step 1.
>Advance all the way to the second fight with Ganon
>When he knocks the sword out of your hand, save and quit immediately
>This removes your sword and is required for the sequence to initiate
Step 2.
>At this point, you should have 100% the game which means all items, gear, mask, and gold skullitas
>Go to Lake Hylia and follow the perimeter wall until you find a gossip stone
>Use your bow and shoot it three times, then speak to it, this triggers the next sequence
Step 3.
>A poe will now appear on the third night cycled from when you performed step 2
>Head back to the Temple of Time and return to your child for
>Head outside of Hyrule Market at the draw gate and wait until night
>The draw bridge will raise at night so stand on the chain to be lifted up to the wall with it
>This is crucial, at exactly 33 seconds from the wolf howl, play Zelda's Lullaby in front of the Triforce Marking above the draw bridge
Step 4.
>With the final step complete, head back into the future and proceed to the water temple
>Go to the room where you fought dark Link
>From the moment you enter the room, face the door and back flip four times
>Now side-hop three times to the right
>Equip your hook shot and aim directly above you
>Shoot and you will latch onto an invisible ledge
>Equip your hover boots and bow
>This sequence is randomized, so use your bow to shoot the invisible platforms and walk to them
>Once you reach the invisible wall above the dead tree in the center of the room, find the invisible door and enter it
>You will enter a very long wallway
>Proceed through it for about three minutes
>Once you reach the end, use din fire to light the invisible torches
>This will reveal a door
>Enter it and claim the triforce on the pedestal
>This gives you god-mode and you run five times faster than normal
>Reequip your sword and you will now fire magic whenever you swing your sword
>Effects are lost upon quitting the game
>>337061791
Thanks, OP.
Can you please also post the guide for catching Mew in R/B/Y? The one with the truck.
>>337061998
>Not knowing how to catch Mew
What an amature.
I got drunk and bought The Order: 1886 for $15. What should I expect? I bought it used if that matters.
shit
should have bought more booze nigger, you fucked up
>>337061934
Hindsight is 20/20, especially when you sober up.
>>337061731
A bad movie. Drink up.
As each year goes by I begin to understand what the story of Metal Gear Solid 4 was trying to say with Old Snake.
Snake is himself a representative of the aging video game player, and more specifically of a player who is developing health issues early in life. This is very common in the 21st century.
When I played the game for the first time in 2008 I was in the full bloom of health in my mid 20s and I was annoyed by the character of Old Snake. I wanted Solid Snake back. I wanted to play that bad-ass dude again. And at the end of the game when Snake is not cured of his illness I was disappointed.
But now, my health has taken many turns for the worse as the years have progressed and I've passed 30. And now I look back on Old Snake and I see him as inspirational. I see him as a man who does not let his illness prevent him from still performing his duties, from still being that man who once did great things. It's harder for him, a lot harder, but he still summons the guts to soldier on and make sure the world doesn't slip away.
And he doesn't get cured. He doesn't go back. Because there is no going back to the way things were before. There's only what you are now, and what you're going to be.
Snake is optimistic at the end of the, even if his time is limited and he knows it's probably going to get even harder. He wants to see how the future is going to turn out, because he honestly doesn't know at that point. I try my best to do the same.
That's cool man.
>optimistic
>suicidal attempt
>>337061612
actually, no
Old Snake represents Kojima being depressed and feeling like an aged video game developer that can't move on from his franchise.
R.I.P.
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Did mainstream nerd culture destroy gaming?
>>337060971
my bae suzy
The only thing that destroyed gaming is the incredible increase of development budgets.
I want a cute Asian girlfriend, but I don't want an ice queen that will hate affection and be 建前 24/7. This paradox kills me.
Why do some people want wolf back?
PM players who have fond memories of him, but forgot how shit he was in Brawl
Slippy when?
>cool
>villain
>another starfox rep
>not a direct clone of fox like falco
>3 second rewind restores her health to full instead of what her health was 3 seconds ago
>Blinks fully recharge by the time she's aggro'd you
>Literally only Mei, Roadhog, Junkrat, and Cowboy Bebop are capable of taking her on in a 1v1
Remove this fucking character
>>337060772
>3 second rewind restores her health to full instead of what her health was 3 seconds ago
but that's a fucking lie you nigger. It helps that her healthpool is one of the lowest in the game.
git
gud
>>337060772
>he can't counter a squishy character
What went right in the east? What went wrong in the west?
>>337060657
>What went wrong in the west?
Having your marketing slogan be "This game stinks" was probably not a good idea.
marketing and copyright laws
also the game looked too ugly for the average gamer
>>337060657
The idea that it needed to be heavily adjusted in it's marketing and presentation hurt it more than anything here.
Was she ever found?
>>337060178nobody will know who she is
Not only was she found, but naked on the ground, dead.
Hit it Rockapella!
I AM IN LOVE WITH FRANZISKA VON KARMA!
>>337060134
So?
>>337060134
I like her better when she's a loli desu
Your waifu isn't real, she doesn't love you,
Is the Xenosaga trilogy that good?
1 - Solid but nothing overly special
2- Awful
3- Great, debatable whether worth the effort.
I liked it. Xenosaga had the best card mini-game ever.
>>337059507
I consider Xenosaga 2 the third worst jrpg I've ever played behind ff2 and Suikoden 4
Is this the quickest death a game ever had?
I'm so fucking mad I bought this garbage.
>>337059592
I'm mad people like you bought this garbage
get some fucking pattern recognition
>>337059505
>People actually bought this shit.
I still don't even know what the fuck the game is about that's how literally nothing it is.
>there are no games where you get to play as a giant monster in first person and wreck cities
What the fuck games industry?
>>337059497
You want a game were you play as your mom?
>>337061714
Savage