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>Valve founded August 24, 1996
>2016 marks Valve's 20th anniversary
>No schedule at E3 planned
>"Gee, no surprise there. Valve stopped caring long ago, only in it for Gaben-dollardoos, blah, blah, blah"
>Gabe Newell crashes one of the conferences and announces Half-Life 3
>Valve and Steam solve world hunger and bring peace to all. The end.Alternate (realistic) scenario: Valve does jack shit and wastes another golden opportunity
Every year until it never happens
It will never happen because retards buy hats and keys
>>340267891
Why would Valve ever release another game?
They earn more than enough cash through Steam alone. Not to mention Dota2 and TF2.
It's not that they "don't care". It would just be a stupid business decision to develop a game.
why this
I've never seen the big deal. Took me only like five tries.
Admittedly there is a bit of luck required but just don't go for the first balloon, use the d-pad and it goes pretty easy.
>Getting mad at videogames
Stay chill, read the dialogue each time and press down before pressing X. It's not that hard. You aren't one of those kids that skips dialogues by smashing a button, right?
>>340267832
this didn't take me too long and once i got it down pat it was really easy. 200 thunderbolts without save scumming on the other hand.
Why are the devs forcing this bitch down our throats. A consistent top three in worst girls, by far.
>>340267835
Because I want to impregnate her and suck on her dispair
>>340267893
And then she'll get bored 5 minutes later and probably kill you or something.
>>340269930
Doesn't matter had sex
>tfw sudden vertigo attack last week for no reason, feel like the room turns around me
>go see a specialist
>apparently it's nothing, just a small vertigo attack that can happen for various reasons
>since then i suffer from "visual vertigo" and can hardly stay in front of a computer screen let alone play video games
Man this shit fucking sucks. Should i find a new hobby ? I'm stressed as fuck.
maybe u should suck my cock u retard idiot
>>340267876
wow rude dude
>>340267820
Did it come with a hot flash?
Is it really piracy if we're playing a version of the game which we couldn't get by paying for it? It's not like paying an extra 10 bucks will magically remove all the censorship, make the localization good and remove the region lock.
And considering nintendo region locks all their games and non-region locked games aren't sold but downloaded for free, it's not piracy if it's nintendo.
Also, what games are you playing on your hacked 3DS? Currently playing MonHunX and having a pretty chill time
Yes it's fucking piracy you dipshit. Why do you have to act all high and mighty just admit you want some free fucking games.
I'm playing DKCR3D
Please actually support SMT, Dragon Quest and EO ;-;
>>340267804
>Is it really piracy if we're playing a version of the game which we couldn't get by paying for it?
Nope. If Nintendo wanted your money they should've released the game the right way.
What are some bite-sized game's you'd all recommend?
Something that's under 10 hours to complete.
NaissanceE
VVVVVV was pretty good. god tier music, cool design, some really good platforming. finished in like 4 hours if you explore
Thanks IGN.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1229333
>>340267490
Yeah I doubt it. Looks fake. They wouldn't use the exact same art style.
>>340267490
Will it be better than Watch_Dogs_1?
Who Watches the Watch_Dogs?
>>340267573
You overestimate Ubisoft.
>that smile at the camera after BaW
>realize thats it
>its over
>no more smartass sarcastic Witcher
I didnt want THESE FEELS DAMN I T
i know that feel, anon.
why doesn't ciri show up to visit with your lady of choice instead of only if you didn't pick either one??
Now play a game with REAL replay value
Save the upcoming E3 in under five words.
New soulslike announced by Fromsoftware
>>340267064
One punch man by platinum
>>340267118
save not ruin
lol
>>340266934
what went wrong
>>340266934
kek
i completely forgot this game existed
Anyone else interested in the upcoming rx 480?
It seems like a very good value, but it will probably run like shit just because AMD.
>>340266673
Im up for it, Ashes devs said NVIDIA cards arent good with asynchronous compute (which is the main reason dx12 is good) and is a exclusive AMD Feature. I will probably buy RX 480 or a 490/490x since I will have the money ready by late summer or christmas
>>340266673
Gotta buy another cpu first then maybe one day
>>340266673
>good value
>runs like shit
Does not compute.
>think about buying a game on gog
>just buy it on steam instead
What's the point of playing a videogame if my friends can't see I'm playing it?
I know gog galaxy exists but no one fucking uses it.
>>340266445
>f riends
you either don't know where you are or you're trolling.
>>340266445
>What's the point of playing a videogame if my friends can't see I'm playing it?
https://www.gog.com/connect
Steam is shit now. Even if you still use Steam, give them some competition so they won't fuck you over further.
Jagged Alliance 2 1.13 is a marvelous game
where else you can play as:
>A South African, alcoholic doctor who thinks that every race has its place and enjoys toying with explosives as a hobby
>A hungarian explosves expert who actually learned his trade the sane, safe way. In the classromm
>A Russian Chechnyan war veteran alcoholic who is the newphew of the best mercenary in the bussines
>A German who thinks that Demonic bugs from fuck know where are cute, adorable, cudly creatures
>A military hardass who may or may not have a raging mancrush for one of strongest mercs in the bussines
>An American Humanitarian aid worker turned useless rebel
>Some random jackass who'se greatest Hero is Vlad The Impaler
>A southern redneck mechanic who somehow got part of his colon removed because he OD'd on some pumpkin seeds
>An Insane knife nut who cherishes his skills by carving the alphabet on people bodies while they are still alive. Ot atleast the vowels anyway
>A retard rebel who'se whole work consists og holding the door
>An American postal worker who vents his frustrations by killing random shmucks with the help of a Workers union
>An old ass doctor who'se better at bludgeoning people with a golf club rather than doctoring
>An old ass veteran merc who fucked some tramp in a tent trailer, knocked her up and is pissed off because the kids are leeching of off him
>A mental retard professional wrestler who mostly get hired to move boxes
>An undercover rebel who was hidden in the woods for years.
>A Londoner punk who really hates being british and actually knows martial arts + has night ops training
>An all around jack of all stats mercenary that trains a defence force in his spare time
>A military cadet dropout who has a major stick up his ass, but nonetheless a very loyal and competent soldier
>A seriously egoistical Hungarian leutenant who uses Machine guns like they're BB guns and has a gift of training people to do the same
>A former French marine Sniper who can't swim
>A retard rebel who'se whole work consists og holding the door
I played through vanilla, not sure if I want to go with that 1.13 mod or whatever it's at now. It looks like a case of "too many cooks."Woody?
>>340268057
try it
if you don't like it, don't play it
So is anyone here playing or have played Paragon? It's a 3D moba from Epic Games, currently in early access but it has had a few free weekends for people to try it out.
I like it but it's clear it has a lot of work to do in order to be a complete game.
inb4
>moba
It looks ridiculously good, especially for a f2p game.
>moba
>>340267146
cheekibreeki m8
Name one good thing about the metal gear series.
>>340266401
they whitewashed axel
>>340266401
Isn't that Bent Iron?
>axel.jpg
![paragon_iggy_scorch_header[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jSg2pVV.jpg "paragon iggy scorch header[1]")