Hey gang, lets start a "Games that are probably okay but are unplayable due to their control scheme" thread. I'll start.
That's not one.
>>342678820
It is on PC at the least. You move with the arrow keys, jump with A, shoot with space, and control the camera with Q and W. It makes all the platforming a nightmare, and it makes the stupid purple rings impassable. I literally couldn't get past the area with the tornadoes after rescuing Ly.
>>342678559
i beat this last week using a keyboard. u suck at life
Will they ever be taken seriously by anybody 13+ and be #1 again? If so what will they need to do?
Make good games.
I mean, really, the competition is movies and Microsoft. Can't be that hard..
For one, they need to stop listening to people like you
>>342678341
they are taken seriously given its demographic is mostly people on hte late 20s.
what you are thinking all kids like is CoD and whatever flavor of the month Sony and Microsoft release
what sims should i get?
i have no idea why but i suddenly feel like playing one of these shitty games, and i don't know if they got massively worse after sim2 or still decent. i like designing and building homes more than filling bars if 3 or 4 does that part better, and if there's modding that's pirate-friendly that'd be cool.
i know sims is surprisingly popular around here, please advise.
>>342677961
The original is still the best.
>>342678080
This or 3 is decent. If you get 4 you are an irredeemable faggot who should be shot because muh LGBT and whatnot.
>>342678080
>tfw Sims 1 and all expansions are $110 on amazon
Halo 5 Warzone
LORDxPINGAS
We have dank memes and we are good
>>342677713
wat
Join the official /hg/ discord as well
https://discordapp.com/channels/166648657272242177/166648657272242177
I was thinking of picking up a steam controller while they're on sale, but are they really any better than just hooking my PS4 controller to my PC?
anything is better than a PS4 controller
PS4 controller < Steam in media center use
From what I understand, the Steam controller fits a different niche than regular controllers. It's more for games that can't be used with a regular controller.
Reviews are pretty mixed on the Steam controller, so I'm going to wait for a revision of it before I get one.
What's in your games' folder /v/?
>>342676516
There should be a comma after folder.
>overwatch
>>342676516
a lot of old, shitty, unfinished, obscure indie games, and some good ones
Xenoverse 2 Hype Thread
NEW BATTLE MECHANICS:
>Burst Dash: Allows you to pursue an opponent to combat "runners"
>Stamina Break: Drain opponent's stamina so they cannot avoid a combo
>Spam being mitigated, 'Ki Spam' likely being removed
>Looking heavily at feedback from both casual and competitive players
New Features:
>RNG toned down significantly
>Network...
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>RNG toned down significantly
Source on this?
>>342676135
I want Turles with this voice
>I am da Saiya People
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr0sQBkCs_o
>want to get back to doing game programming
>low energy all day every day despite plenty of food and sleep
>idea guys won't even discuss fun game mechanics
You know as well as I do that you're just trying to make a Kagerou thread, OP.
You're probably just an idea guy looking for some kind of validation for your existence. Piss off, faggot.
>>342675754
I have no idea what Kagerou is.
>GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX!!!
What did he mean by this?
get good, get lmaobox?
>>342773090
What's "LMAOBOX"?
they should rename it top kek box
like if u agre
not a single one is worth playing
>The autistic megashit fans were expecting mega man 11 kick starter edition
Shovelware part 1
01. Mega Man (1987)
02. Mega Man II (1989)
03. Mega Man III (1990)
04. Mega Man IV (1991)
05. Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge (1991)
06. Mega Man V (1992)
07. Wily and Right's RockBoard: That's Paradise (1993)
08. Mega Man X (1993)
09. Mega Man 6 (1994)
10. Mega Man's Soccer (1994)
11. Mega Man: The Wily Wars (1994)
12. Mega Man X2 (1994)
13. Mega Man...
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Shovelware part 2
57. Rockman.EXE: The Medal Operation (2005)
58. Rockman.EXE Battle Chip Stadium (2005)
59. Mega Man: Powered Up (2006)
60. Mega Man Maverick Hunter X (2006)
61. Mega Man ZX (2006)
62. Mega Man Battle Network 6 Cybeast Falzar (2006)
63. Mega Man Battle Network 6 Cybeast Gregar (2006)
64. Mega Man Star Force: Leo / Pegasus / Dragon (2006)
65. Mega Man ZX Advent (2007)
66. Rockman.EXE Legend of Network (2007)
67. Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker × Ninja (2007)
68. Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker × Saurian (2007)
69. Shooting...
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>>342674848
(you)
And only a handful have sold over a million copies (none have sold more than 1.5 million)and people wonder why Capcom doesn't make them anymore
Since Steam sales are upon us again, I've noticed lots of rookies diving into the most /v/-core game series of all time: the STALKER trilogy. So I thought, heck, let's set up a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. thread!
Let's start with the infographs.
Consult this Starting Guide,
then see the /vg/'s huge Stalker General for more tips and links: >>>/vg/stalker
Play in the release order. Start with no mods - only latest patch, OR get the full "Starter Pack" first; these contain bug-fixers...
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>>342772898
Now, once you're done with the vanilla(-ish) games, you may wanna give them another spin, with bigger overhaul mods!
This neat chart helps you find a mod fitting for your needs. I'm personally a big fan of the good ol' AMK1.4.
I just bought Stalker:SOC in the sale. I played a pirate of it years ago but never finished it.
I played Call of Pripyat about a year ago and thought it was excellent.
I tried to play Clear Skies about 6 different times, the first couple of times I didn't get past the first mission then the last time it was very confusing; I got sent to defend a farmhouse, or something, but there was nothing there to shoot then about 10 minutes later a bunch of friendlies showed up then about 10 minutes after that a couple of bad guys arrived but the friendlies killed them....
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>>342773329
>I just bought Stalker:SOC in the sale. I played a pirate of it years ago but never finished it.
you really should finish it. Though I guess CoP's already kinda spoiled it for you. All in all, SoC's still my favorite.
Yeah, CS is the most problematic game of the bunch, and REALLY requires all the fixes you can get. For this, the STARTER PACK is good to have.
Trust me, everyone hates that machine gun. However, you're not meant to run AT the military base,...
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Do you guys like to play handheld video games like me?
>>342674324
sure do pal!
Of course, got my GBA right here
nice gloves
>>342674324
No, the tiny screens and buttons are not comfy, neither is commuting or being outside. Unless it's exceptionally good weather and on those days you got better things to do.
I don't even play Overwatch and judging from gameplay, she needs a buff, if anything.
But she's already thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!
>I don't even play
>>342674209
>I don't even play Overwatch
then why would you think that your opinion matters?
Mei is fine buff Mercy
Is it any good /v/?
>>342673908
>muh soap opera
>muh melodramatic story
>muh overexaggerate voice actors
>muh strong female leads
>muh smash square to win
Game is shit.
>>342674951
>talking shit about Odin Sphere
Sure is summer.
>>342673908
They adjusted it. Easy mode is finally easy and requires far less grinding.
My thumbs were turning purple on the PS2 version due to all of the button mashing.
Are you even a gamer?
>>342673881
No. I am an oldfag.
LOL that's me, always jumping on turtles and racking up points in Grand Theft Auto.
>>342673881
That made me want to kill myself