Seriously, what went wrong?
>>71389205
Dunno, was pretty good.
Same answer with everything he makes.
Joe Carnahan went wrong.
>>71389205
No John Cena
ITT: Characters that are literally you
Pic related, except I'm a guy. But I'm just as lovably autistic.
>>71389150
Are you soon going to be executed?
>>71389178
Not that I know of.
>>71389150
have no fear, the 7 raiders are here!
Gaze upon me, as I roll a perfect (that's right) PERFECT 7 on this post!
do NOT try this at home
>it's a brent spiner carries the movie episode
>>71389131
in b4 WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
Was that other bearded fat guy his boyfriend? I was so confused about their relationship.
>>71389170
he was the dude that took care of him while he was in the coma
>Light music plays
[noise of gang arguing]
>>71389096
where does sunny take place again? is it pittsburg?
Pepe Sivia
Pennsylvania
Charlie can't read. all mail has the state's name on it.
Charlie thought Pennsylvania was a person's name.
this show is too good
Why didn't Schultz just shake his hand?
He would have spilled spaghetti.
>>71389085
Krauts are retards
Look at Merkel
>>71389322
No shit. How do you star two world wars and get owned in both.
Imagine being Hugh Jackman in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sophie Turner, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific hairline and rat fucking face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hugh and not only stand there while Sophie Turner waddlles her disgusting body towards you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her acne and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected her "acting". Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's WAS IN GAME OF THRONES! and DAMN, Sophie Turners hairline LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking rat face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of brunettes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Canada. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her pimpled face as she looks suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hugh Jackman. You're not going to lose your future career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>71389038
Do something original. If you can't do that, don't try.
>>71389181
was that to me or the movie makers?
Hey /tv/, you ever been to Shell Beach?
>>71388947
When's the last time you saw the Sun, OP?
this shit from Dark City? Mongo'in out over here
>>71388947
aye, it's a shitehole
AWAKE CHIROPTERAN SON
>>71388928
just shows how lazy they were with JL advertisements
Cast him
There has to be a person out there who would be a perfect casting for him, kinda like Viggo Mortensen was for Aragorn.
literally anybody, he's a blank slate avatar not a character.
>>71389011
True, let's cast Idris Elba as Link and Scarlet Johansson as Zelda then
I dedicate this GET to Azor Jon
Long may he rule!
>>71388891
BASED
>>71388891
damn missed >>71388888
What is the hip hop of cinema?
>Denzel curry
>freshman in 2016
Insulting
https://youtu.be/Jd56FWvCI8I
Lil Dicky based god
I have no idea who any of these gentlemen are. I am 30 though so i guess im excused from being hip.
This is embarrassing. Star Trek is over. Beyond comes out in a few weeks and NOBODY is hype. Even killing Chekov made no difference
>>71388832
>better go on /tv/ and bring attention to it!
>>71388865
>implying anyone here cares about it
i just want to talk about when Trek was good
>>71388888
witnessed
Mary Sue vs Jaws... you're gonna need a bigger shark.
Sure her tits and ass were nicer to look at than Richard Dryfuss chest hair but I found her ability to out maneuver a shark in the water a tad unrealistic.
Even in "Jaws" they needed a gun and shit to defeat the shark... This stronk independent woman didn't need any weapons invented by the patriarchy... all she needed was her cunning and determination.
>there was actual applause by female audience members at the end of the movie...
THANKS OBAMA!
>>71388813
>Sure her tits and ass were nice
How about her feet fampai
I wouldn't care if she had overpowered a whole megalodon flock.
I'm a sucker for pretty girls in bikinis and will watch every shit the jews produce
>>71390040
>i am the reason this world is going to shit and I LIKE IT
just kill yourself
>next season, on Game of Thrones
What made this such a good movie?
Why was it better than any of the previous installments?
1>2>4>3
>>71388775
>previous
>previous
But OP it's because it was fun and literally didn't fuck anything up
Also we haven't had decent pirates until then
It's a fun as fuck movie and Depps quirky characters weren't over used back in 03
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