Throughout all this Ghostbusters remake hullabaloo, where was the hate train for the remakes of Robocop and Total Recall?
I felt like I was the only one that was truly livid that two classic Verhoeven movies were being tainted with boorishly CGI driven imitators, and still haven't seen either out of protest.
Yet, people were okay with Total Recall (despite the charisma vacuum that is Colin Farrell) and people even LIKED the new Robocop despite it lacking any good satire (A parody of Fox News and Bill O'Reilly? Oh my god this has never been done before!) and a fun but at the same time, plausibly gritty looking future (ED-209's in Iraq lmao)
So truly, why does the new Ghostbusters get the hate? Why the backlash against reboots now?
>>71391903
Those didn't try to be a political statement
Ghostbusters is more popular than both of them.
Also Robocop 2014 was its own thing and shouldn't have been called Robocop, it would've been 10x better received and they could've delved way deeper into the weird stuff without having to fear scaring away audiences.
>>71391903
I feel you on this one. The Robocop remake is one the most forgettable movies of all time, yet the original is probably my favourite action movie of all time. I think the reason the Ghostbusters remake has such a hate train is because it's just so iconic, and they're going full-fledged with the advertising to the point in which you can't avoid it. The Robocop and Total Recall remakes had relatively small releases comparatively. Not to mention, Ghostbusters was PG, meaning more kids would have seen and grown up with it than the brutally violent Total Recall and Robocop
Imagine if they pulled the biggest plot twist in fiction history by doing this.
Also muh dick.
I honestly thought that was what they were gonna do for a second
>>71391899
don't even know who lyanna is
NOWITENZ
How did Batman catch Freeze?
what killed the dinosaurs?
So Danny is sailing towards kings landing. Will Cersei face her? Will the battle of the bitches happen?
>>71391800
>crazy blonde bitch with a tired army and a gregor.
>crazy bitch with white hair, 3 dragons, tens of thousands of troops, maybe even over 100,000 in number who are either ruthless or highly trained but suck at colder weather.
Dany will win that fight famalam.
>>71391800
>Fight happens
>Not a difficult one
>Dany wins by a landslide due to superior power
>Doesn't kill Cersei, she is imprisoned to await trial
Time passes
>Cersei given food by jailer
>Jailer removes face to show it's Arya
>Arya stabs her in the throat
Calling it now.
>>71391800
>>71392500
>>71392573
keep to the general you fucking plebbit retards
Why is he so perfect?
>>71391763
he is a true detective
Was he coming off an all night bender with Leo?
Read it JJ Jameson's voice.
Is that actually her name in Wreck it Ralph?
>>71391683
>Gamergate wasn't solely targeted at the rotten apples in game journalism who fucked and lied their way up
What did they mean with this?
What does she have to do eith gamergate? That shit was about bad journalism.
>>71392975
>That shit was about bad journalism.
Was being the keyword. The original goal was lost when GG was hijacked by autistic fucks.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT DOING IN MY CAPEKINO
He's Superman you retard.
>>71391635
>vlc
the only gay shit around here is you, OP
is this from the xxx version?
ITT: comfy shows
His going to be ok r-right?
>>71391476
smeeeaaagol
>the cartridge family
>the family goes to a soccer match
>homer freaks out after seeing a black man
>he states his town is no longer safe, that he must buy a gun to protect the family
>lisa confronts him and say after Springfield passed a bill banning all the guns it became the safest city in america, with 0 murders
>homer ignores because he's dumb, he joins the local NRA, made exclusively of white supremacists
>on his way out he sees a 17 yrd buying an AR 15, when he asks about it the kid tells him the weapon will serve to ''scare bullies''
>in the next morning he wakes up to watch the news and Kent Brockman announces the police arrested a teenager who was about to shoot the local school, lisa freaks out and Homer realizes all guns are bad, the episode ends with a cameo from Obama accusing the republicans of all murdered children in the US
I want alt right fuckheads to leave.
>>71391528
>it's a redditor is triggered episode
>>71391622
this thread is forced and unfunny and your message is also unfunny
before being BTFO by Jon's followers what was Littlefinger's grand plan?
>>71391412
why would he blow up the wall?
why would anybody let him?
Crashing this plane.
Getting caught.
>Sam Neill is 5'11
>Jeff Goldblum is 6'5
How did they shoot Jurassic Park when Sam Neill is such a manlet?
He's sitting on 2 phone books.
>>71391401
>>71391401
5 11 is well above average you dumb redditer
>>71391401
the camera is clearly tilted there to make him seem taller
What did he mean by this?
>>71391362
he watched jane die
>>71391463
What did you mean by this?
>ywn be as autistic as OP
>I'M A CUÇK, LARRY
Why was Mr. White so pissed when Orange said that?
do you have to indulge in cuckold fetishism to find threads like these even a little bit funny
