Maurice old crazy HMMM
How many eggs does he eat each morning?
Lefou I'm afraid I've been shitposting
He was in here last night RAVING
Have you ever seen this film without skipping a single frame, and without pausing it for longer than it would take to take a leak? I mean including the first 3 min of black screen with background music. Answer honestly, for the sake of statistics.
>>71442267
Yes several times.
Why can you not do it? There are films MUCH slower than 2001, so heads up.
>>71442267
yes but I wasn't suckled on the teet of MTV and reality television.
>>71442267
It's my favorite movie. Sorry if it was 2deepUUUU.
Why did liberals trash this movie so hard?
>>71442212
What?
>>71442168
Because its propaganda shit
Why does /pol/ always infect other boards with their shit?
Who here will gona pay to watch this in cinema?
I mean, this film has 2 (two) white protagonists and 1 (one) white villain.
How rare is that?
>>71442052
look at the top of his head
>>71442052
I actually want to watch this and give it a chance. Looks more promising than Warcraft and it has based Christoph Waltz.
how are her feet
>black guy is the heavy weapons guy
thats a pretty arousing mouth
BOOLITS
Not in predator
Will he:
>Be confined to wheelchair-like device
>Be in a coma until near the end
>Be fixed early on by the miraculous space technology
>Be healed by the force and start his path to become a Jedi
>Be ok but still get overshadowed by the female cast members
He'll be a Resistance member alongside Poe. Apparently he'll be captured by Phasma at some point and later escape and help Rey defeat the First Order and rescue someone important.
he'll be a king an sheit
he will nigger
Post times you've been like the Joker
>be at the the bus stop
>old lady asks me which bus heads downtown
>tell her the B line when it should be the C line, with a grin
>she checks with the teller
>the look on her face, priceless
>>71441567
Someone needs to stop you, you absolute mad man.
>be me
>on the bart
>go to oakland coliseum
>with giants tickets
>be at the Denny's eating a crustless PB&J, their specialty
>finish my meal and wink at the waitress
>"keep the change, dollface!"
>keep my change and walk out
if only bats was there to see it
>Hey you wanna sing it with me ?
ALMOST HEAVEN, WEST VIRGINIA
yeah i remember when the office stopped being charming too
RA DA DO DO DO DO
Remember when they all sang the Decemberists
why is it not okay to like both?
>>71441255
because you shouldn't care about either
You shouldn't like either and if you do you belong on /co/ or /b/
>>71441255
It's just banter m8
>finish a movie
>immediately go to Wikipedia to understand the plot
I know you fags do this too.
Only a /v/edditor would get confused by the plot of MCU movie.
>finish a movie
>to go imdb and rotten tomatoes to see if i should have enjoyed it or not
>>71441042
>play movie at 0.8x speed
>it automaticly turns into kino
15 minutes in andi already have a boner
i guess i'll stick with this show longer than with agents of shield
>>71440958
Wait till you get to the lesbians scenes
>>71440958
And it gets better anon, you just wait.
entirely understandable
>batman using guns and blatantly killing people
Why all that extra shit?
>>71440820
>Why aren't the characters like muh comics :(
Welcome to creative license, kid.
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST KILL THE JOKER
WHY IS HE KILLING CRIMINALS
>>71441462
I could buy him turning murderous after Joker killed or converted Robin, or if he really felt he had no choice.
But in a movie that also places HUR HUR HERE IS A BOTTLE OF MY PEE front and centre it just comes of as needless grimderp edgelordiness.
Why did he say even a prostitute wouldn't fuck him? He wasn't ugly, he was above average even.
>Facial symmetry
>Strong jaw
>Ripped
>Tall
>Sense of humor although dry
>>71440458
He hates himself obviously.
>>71440458
he has a huge mask like face, he is monsterous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VESKjoxAmZg
>>71440448
oh boy
>video is unlisted
Well hello there, Netflix employee.
>>71440448
Can't wait desu, this show really speaks to me
>Where was Gon-
>>71440361
he should have looked on a map. then he could have seen where gondor was
The one piece of acting in the trilogy that made me cringe. Maybe a few Legolas and orc lines but other than this he wad perfect
GIZZA GONDOR MATE.
GO ON .. GIZ IT.
