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Do people act like the script for this film isn't a sack of shit?

Because it is.

Visuals were great though.
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>>71443213
Why? Because everything isn't spoonfed to you and it's open to interpretation?
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Other than the pace being a little lethargic, I don't see any problems with it.
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>>71443265
>"You're not cop, you're little people"
>Needless exposition all the time
>"HI I'M J.R SEBASTIAN, HERE'S MY FULL NAME BECAUSE REASONS"

The only person with interesting lines is Roy. Everyone else is written like shit. Like they're only there to provide exposition and move the visuals along.

The visuals are good though.

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what did he mean by this
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I like that they made Heebie Kikeburger even more jewish in the sequel
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It would have taken you 5 seconds to get rid of the YouTube player
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>>71443325
That's all I can think of calling him now.

WTF was this movie?
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>>71443153
cop has a mental breakdown because his wife left him for a nigger, its not hard to understand op
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>>71443153
Was it any good?
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>>71443153

a masterpiece

Is this Fraserkino? Will he ever top this?
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>>71443127
Monkeybone, you pleb.
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The Mummy will never be topped
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Eh. A lot of the jokes fall flat. And of course, the premise is completely dated, as nobody gives a fuck about terrestrial radio anymore. Buscemi is kind of miscast seeing he's considerably older than the other two. The cast carries the lame material pretty well, though.

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Sucker Punch was a treatise on the objectification of women as seen through the eyes of various nerd subcultures. The prism by which the movie is shown self reflects to the viewer their own ugliness.

It's a hypnotizing take on psychological trauma. It cleverly turns it into an esoteric, theatrical, fantasy extravaganza. Its own nakedness makes people feel shameful and uncomfortable.

It's a movie that literally hates its own audience and spits on them.

>"“I wanted to rub the human race in its own vomit, and force it to look in the mirror.”" - J.G. Ballard

If that isn't true art, I don't fucking know what is.
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>>71443122

Shut the fuck up, no one likes that movie or any movies for that matter.
Did you like the new episode of game of thrones? Freypies lol
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Too bad the movie was boring as fuck
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>>71443122
Zack snyder should stick to copying other peoples ideas, that flick was utter dogshit. Look at the interviews he made about Sucker Punch he clearly has no idea what hes doing

ITT: Scenes women will never understand.
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>>71443110
Why is he holding a cross? is he trying to banish a demon?
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>>71443110
>women won't understand a little girl emasculating old men and making them like a guy they see as a hero

It's what they always wanted to do to their dads. They understand whining and complaining until men do what they want.
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>>71443110
>its a northen house gets out of trouble by proclaiming whatever retard is the current warden of the north King episode

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Apologise. This is the best horror film of the decade.
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If Elle and Dakota knocked on your door during a storm, would you let them in even knowing they intend to rape and murder you?!

I totally would.
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I can't tell if I loved it or hated it or if keanu is a good actor or a bad one
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>>71443174
so you're saying it was a transcendental experience?

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Why did he say this?
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>>71442917
I read somewhere that he improvised it.
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because movies used to be fun
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>>71442976
You just gotta turn off your brain, bro.

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>Season 1: Jaime pushes a kid out of a window and leads the country into civil war to hide the fact he's fucking his sister
>Season 6: he openly makes jokes about it with people and its basically an open secret in westeros but nobody cares

Whatever happened to trying to keep it a secret?
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The show threw out all logic after the third season, just enjoy the wreak now.
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>>71442911

1. Roberts dead, no more decapitation for talking about fucking his wife

2. Jaime is far from home with a man who will likely be dead or at least imprisoned and not be able to tell anyone what he says

3. Jaime doesn't care anymore about what people think, he's growing up and becoming less of a playboy and is more able to accept his faults and failings, even being willing to joke about them
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>>71442911
I can't believe anyone still watches this nonsense

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Bean?
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>>71442850
why not mr bane?
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>>71442850
>>71442957
>>71443261
It's not funny

YHYL - You Hear, You Lose

"This is Peter McCallister, the father"
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>>71442843
Lost.

"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!"
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HURCULESE HURCULESE HURCULES
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>>71442843
I already lost gg

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You're pulling my plonker now, arent you?
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seriously, what was wrong with this 'za?
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>>71442866
>Soggy mess that looks like medical waste.
>What's wrong with this?

American?
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>>71442807
Here's your pizza, chef!

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What did I just witness?
>spend a year marketing this as the ultimate between Batman and Superman
>have a 2 hour build up of FUCKING NOTHING
>Fight between Batman and Superman is 2 FUCKING MINUTES LONG
>Batman spares Superman because muh mom has the same name as supes' mom
>DC actually had the balls to call this Batman v Superman
It was literally Man of Steel 2 featuring Batman and wonderwoman. How do DCucks live with this?
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>>71442655
ultimate fight*
fuck.
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>>71442655
delete this
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You don't get it man Greeks and Bible and shit.

Are there any movies like cannibal holocaust? Ideally in a sci-fi setting (alien might qualify, but im looking for others).
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>>71442560
watching this now. so far is ok
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You need to clarify what exactly constitutes as similar to Cannibal Holocaust. A cannibal movie ? A found footage movie ? An exploitation movie ? Or a movie where the protagonists infiltrate into a foreign culture which they perceive as primitive or savage but it the ends turn out they are the savages themselves ?

Also, Alien is nothing like Cannibal Holocaust.
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There's literally hundreds of movies like Cannibal Holocaust.

>Scifi setting
So you want a movie that's nothing like Cannibal Holocaust?

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Which was the most inappropriate, unfunniest quip to you?
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I - I don't see how that's a party
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>>71442511
When quicksilver couldn't even die without making a stupid joke. Also the schwarma thing.
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>New York is burning, Aliens running amok destroying the city
>Avengers pause to bant and quip
>Banner rides in on a tricycle and quips some more
>Black Widow "im a slut harry"

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