>baby is born in a movie
>it has nearly a full head of hair and it isn't covered in blood
>>71447838
>>it has nearly a full head of hair
newbornes are born with hair, fun fact the entire babies is covered in fine hair and during gestation it falls out, get eaten by the baby and forms the newborns first stool
You know how difficult it is to find a fresh, blood-soaked baby born on the day of filming?
There's room for suspension of disbelief here.
>>71447838
To be honest, that is one touch of realism i do not miss. Giving birth scenes are usually awfully boring or cheesy, i'm just like "can we skip that part please". The miracle of birthing a child? oh please. Most of the time, people don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Why was I so turned on by this scene?
Is cannibalism a fetish?
>>71447627
>Is cannibalism a fetish?
Yes. It's like vore, but with more culinary inclinations.
>>71447627
Source?
>>71448185
Neon Meme
Don't waste your time it's bullshit
What did the bullies of /tv/ think of the award winning docudrama A Girl Like Her?
>>71447618
I want to bully her...
>>71447618
I thought her footgame is very nice.
>tfw no movie about a hot bully blonde cheerleader making the high school life of an awkard nerd grill a living hell as a way to stop her lesbian feelings for her...only to end with a rough sex scene as the climax of the film...
Here's your popcorn, sir. Is there anything else I can get you?
No, nothing else, just point me to the batman showing
>>71447527
How much is this gonna cost me buddy?
>>71447640
Free, if you have 10,000 kinopoints on your kinocard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v92gXetGqA
Fucking classic. Is there anything Paul Dano can't do?
>>71447475
Stop being classic.
>>71447514
Real classic response
What did /tv/ think of Krampus?
pretty mediocre all around
>>71447436
god-tier creature design
way too slow of a build-up with minimal pay-off and a sort of confusing ending
rest of the movie was just okay but it was still a breath of fresh air
probably a 5 or 6/10 for me
Right when I was about to download the movie, I see this thread. Should I not even bother watching it? Give me an unsettling movie I can watch tomorrow night with my..gf..
who literally /tommen/ in this part of their life?
>>71447433
Me, my 14 year old cousin used to babysit me when I was like 8, but she molested me a lot.
>>71447433
The closest I was to something like that was in my second year of college when I dated for a year and a half a 23 years old girl
>>71447510
lucky twat
What was the most outlandish thing you've read/heard about the theatrical cut of BvS?
That BvS is good
>lugubrious
>>71447416
What a pretentious faggot.
>cut the scenes that would make Lex look like a mastermind and an actual villain
>cut the scenes that would make Clark look human
>cut the Black bum scene
>cut the False God scene
>cut Bat-butt
>cut desert Batman fighting
Is it safe to assume that DC needs to fucking fire their editing team?
It's fucking warner bros
>>71447101
It blows my mind they cut all of that but kept in the nightmare scenes.
>>71447101
It wasn't the editors it was the higher up suits. Snyder an crew edited the theatrical cut himself.
ITT: Directors who have never made a bad movie.
>>71446986
Also directors who have never made a good movie.
Directors who have made movies that just exist.
>>71446986
You realize we mock TDKR, right?
>>71447054
We celebrate it newfag
what did you think? what about Black Panther? What about Spider-man?
Is this your favorite Marvel film?
>>71446977
It was okay. Black Panther was bland. Spiderman wasn't as good as critics said. It's not better than Ant-man, The Avengers, etc.
>>71446977
it was entertaining, more so than a good movie.
a good action movie.. like avengers 2.. not too much substance
pros
- good introductions of new characters
- had the balls to not have the typical "forget us fighting, we have to fight the 5 new super human enemies"
- fun to see all the avengers
- Tony was a good 3d character
cons
- a little long winded, the type of movie you may not want to watch more than once
tier 1 GoTG, Avengers, Cap 2, iron man 1
tier 2 Avengers 2, Cap 3
tier -1000 - Ironman3
Thor 3, I actually expect to steal the show
>>71446977
Panther was based
Spidey was good
The Russos did a better Hawkeye with 5 mins of screentime than Whedon ever did. Same with Widow.
Zemo was cool.
mommy took away his waifu so he an hero'd
>>71446905
das bretty gud brah
>>71446905
supreme execution
Post your film viewing chair.
>>71446726
what kind of pleb watches movies in a chair, you watch em in a sofa asshole
Comfy as fuck
Did you liked it?
yes. im actually watching it right now.
I watched it a month ago. It was amazing.
Top movies of the year so far for me.
1. Knight of Cups
2. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition
3. 13 Hours - Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
>>71446675
>posts on /tv/ while watching a film that's 99% visuals
Kindly fuck right off.
Are there any good TV shows about music?
Something that's not Empire, because Empire is fucking shit.
you ready for the disappointment of the century kid?
>>71446524
There aren't any good music-related TV shows?
Fuck. Okay what about movies? And good ones too. I've already seen WHiplash, and I don't want that kind of music movie.
bump?
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