Is this the best Star Wars parody ever made?
>>62668056
>best parody
>>62668056
Blue Harvest was ok, the other two were fucking awful.
What is the best movie soundtrack of all time?
Drive
Last Action Hero
The Thing
Blade Runner.
HOMIE ON THE LEFT.....
....SHLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS HE WATCHING NOW?
>it's another superhero origin story where nothing happens for the first 3 quarters of the movie
http://www.tracking-board.com/tb-exclusive-universal-is-developing-an-animorphs-movie-based-on-the-bestselling-book-series/
I'm surprised if it's being seriously considered. Animorphs must have been more popular than I remembered.
>>62667966
That poor slug, imagine being turned into a nigger :^(
propane
>>62667966
This better end up a parody of adapting, rebooting, remaking, etc. for nostalgia. That's the only way it'll be good.
Come up with new names for this show.
A Couple of Poor Broads
Two unfortunate hoes
>>62667751
2 dumb buttsluts
itt: walking dead careers
I was smitten when she sang on the piano in that church. ;_;
who dat
>>62667548
beth from twd
If Luke fought Anakin in his prime (nothing artificial) when Luke was RotJ level trained, would Luke still win?
anakin IS in his prime when he was vader no? he's just a fucking brat in the prequels
>>62667526
he never reached his potential caus his limbs got fucked up and the armour hindered him (overall)
it took a lot of time and soul searching for me to make this confession, I can't blame you guys for thinking less of me; remember that i'm a flawed human and that only god (or a court of law) can judge me.
i'm obsessed with british people. i'm a disgusting anglophile and it makes me sick just to think about it.
>tfw colony
i've been to the uk before so i know it's basically just like ontario except the people are more drunken and bitter, the buildings are older and the streets look more like shit. that and everybody talks with an accent, obv. and yet despite the fact that i know nothing's particularly special about britain, I admit that i'm obsessed with british people. obviously by 'people' i mean singers, actors/actresses and models.
pretty much every tv show i watch involves all british actors. it's especially good if they have a ghetto cornwall or south london accent too.
i'll watch movies and tv shows just because the actors are british, all my favourite actors are british. now i've gained an encyclopedic knowledge of british actresses accents, eyebrows, heights and feet sizes. i've lost interest in girls who wanted to date me when i realized they don't have a british accent. i've started arbitrarily saying "cunt" out loud when I'm pissed. once i kept a tech support worker on the line for an hour and a half just because she had a british accent. i enjoyed the film "this is england". when i beat off now i can't even enjoy it unless the girl has a british accent, and it's usually better if she's black/asian/indian cause you just know she's grown up as a spoiled 2nd gen london girl her whole life. i've started listening to british singers like ellie goulding and fka twigs just because of their accents. i've started watching skins just so I can watch underaged british teens masturbate one another. i bought two pairs of doc martens and three pairs of clarks. i'm a horrible person.
>>62667451
>ywn marry jenna
>>62667451
Hey, i'm not even anglo and speaking english in a british accent has become my native tongue. Don't worry about it, you couldn't outscum me if you played for scumford united.
>>62668729
goddamn, i'm not that much of an anglophile that i forced a fake accent into a real one. i guess i've truly been topped.
what do you suppose is going through john hammond's mind at this moment?
sea bass
>>62667176
Chilean sea bass
>>62667189
could you ah uh be uhm more ah haha
specific john?
"I'm the father you never had, don't let me down again.."
what you do?
>>62666864
Pick my stomach up off the floor andslink out
Ride spinnaz
the fuck did I do?
HERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM
>>62666709
HERE'S YOUR WIFE MAKING OFF WITH ALL YOUR FUNDS
>>62666709
are they making any more of these or are you just digging up bones?
OFELIA
How do you smash someone's head in with a bottle?
>>62666710
That ass is so fucking fine
Think she'll have a career after Gotham?
Depends on how much she shows us of her junk
is she jewish?
>>62666839
All of it, I hope
What is the meaning of this?
>>62666555
checked
>>62666555
Directors like to hide Hardy's DSLs.
How the fuck does this guy even qualify as a superhero?
>no powers
>can't fight
>dumb
he's more useless than black slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIrsOg9Wqp8
explain this marvelcrap
>>62666542
He was pretty badass in Winter Soldier, not everybody can bat 100 everyday, not even Cap, remember Avengers?
Sorry you don't like him OP.
>>62666542
why are you so narrow minded? Not everyone in a capefilm has to be genetically modified you berk.
Yeah he literally shoots guns and flies around a jet pack