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>Be a young person-type thing
>Want to show my close friend the coolest thing imaginable
>>You're not going to believe this, it's a show where they watch a movie, and make fun of it!
>Friend complains constantly that they're talking over the movie
>Friend, at times, shouts "SHUT UP" like they're legitimately stepping on his enjoyment of the production
>VHS tape runs down
>Friend says he couldn't focus on the movie and doesn't get why I like it
Ever had something similar?
>>62664214
No, I've never had a friend.
yeah i showed mst3k to two of my best friends who are usually on the EXACT same wavelength as i am, humor-wise, but they did not find it the least bit funny
Being able to enjoy MST3K is my litmus test for determining whether or not someone is a certified cool dude.
>Mike: So what did you think about the movie?
>Jay: I liked it.
>Mike: Oh really? I thought it was terrible.
>Jay: O-oh.. m-me too...
Why is Jay so beta?
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>>62664222
everyday until we like it etc. etc.
go fuck urself faggot
>>62664222
>>62664209
It's quite pathetic how you're the same person posting this.
Reported
Didn't read the last thread but saw it needed a new one Edition!
Last time >>62646523
Second time making a new thread this time I actually posted it in time. To get things started, I listened to Shadow of the Scourge last night and other than the ending I really quite enjoyed that, I guess that's what you refer to as VNA level dark? Also how fucking badass is Ace, holy shit.
Can't post, sleeping
>>62664206
Wake your ass up you lazy fuck. We got a general to run here.
ITT:Movies that made you cry
never cried from a film.
then I watched this
>>62664181
A.I made me cry. The score and the atmosphere is fantastic
oy vey
>They are not for eating
What did he mean by this?
can't eat em
>>62664292
and their legs? what about those?
unspoilt
i hate that i like this
DESIGNATED
>>62664107
Watching the show you'd think Aziz Ansari is a real nigga. Then you read about him talking about minorities on tv and how straight white men have a responsibility in that and how he's a feminist and you're like: lol, nah.
I honestly loved the show.
Thoughts on tonights episode?
>>62663992
I liked it, it right on the nose on how we treat cops in today's society. I'm hyped for the next episode.
Accurate but not very funny. I was expecting more, the previous episode was legit one of the best in the last 10 years
>>62664255
I don't know. I enjoyed the town's hypocrisy and the boys just being boys again. The ISIS mix up made me laugh out loud, which only the previous episode did this season.
Only the best Digital FX
>>62663939
Why the hell would you need to CGI this? Surely Wesley Snipes is a unique case of ego mixed with weed and/or cocaine!
why wouldnt you post the tank throwing gif
How do you think Arnie will go out?
He doesn't strike me as a "die from old age" guy.
California now has right-to-die, so Alcor contract.
>>62663800
Heart condition.
Screencap this.
all those years of steroids will want payback. it will be a heart attack
>itt: quotable people
>>62663789
In all seriousness, how is making fun of a deformed and mentally deficient person in any way acceptable?
>>62663798
who gives a fuck, go cry back to tumblr you faggot
top 3 directors of all time?
1: Kubrick
2: Andrei Tarkovsky
3: Bergman
Don't be so entry level
These lists are shit. Stop trying to think someone is **factually** (lmao) the best.
>>62665787
>lists three good to great directors
>MUH ENTRY LEVEL WHY YO ULIKE COUPLE OF HT EBEST DIRECTORS
case point etc.
Irrefutable evidence that Snoke = Darth Plagueis.
In Episode 3, Sheev tells Ani:
>To cheat death is a power that only one has achieved
We know that in the Episode 3 canonical novel that Darth Plagueis is Sheev's master, and in the film, Sheev reveals that Plagueis's apprentice killed him in his sleep after he taught him everything.
What if Sheev knew all along that Darth Plagueis (his birth name being Snoke) was possibly alive all this time?
This would make sense as the light side of the force has a technique of returning from the dead, as Force ghosts, so shouldn't the dark side, being objectively stronger, have an even better form of returning from the dead by actually returning in the flesh?
Furthermore, in an EW interview with Andy Serkis:
>All Serkis could say in his earlier interview was that his character has witnessed and participated in some harsh things during his time in the galaxy. “He’s been through some stuff,” Serkis says.
Let's put the pieces together. Snoke cheated death when Sheev killed him in his sleep, and THE FORCE AWAKENS is titled as such since it is essentially about Snoke awakening from his sleep/faked death after the pieces have been set in motion, thanks to his apprentice who did all the work for him by creating the Empire. Now that Sheev himself is dead, Snoke has returned at the perfect time.
Snoke was the true mastermind behind the scenes. He used the midichlorians to create life in the "Chosen One" to first lure Sheev into his plan and foresaw what Sheev would do for the Sith by killing the Jedi and creating the Empire. He also foresaw that the Chosen One whom he created would overthrow Sheev, creating the perfect vacuum for him to enter. Sheev was ultimately a pawn that was instrumental to Snoke’s rise in power. As Qui-Gon said, "There's always a bigger fish."
>>62663561
Tbh lads I prefer a snake guy to that shit.
i just can't get over the name 'snoke'
ok fa͏m
>>62663536
Lavatorians
>>62663546
I guess he just forces it out
He moves the robe to the front of his body like a giant bib and unlatches his buttplate
Machines driving trucks
Do trucks driving themselves count?
machines eating people
Machines defending musclecars
This is a new video on the European migrant crisis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>>62663466
for u
Any white people here?
>>62663478
Wow i wish i could see her naked
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