will we see any space battles or just the x-wing tie fighter clash on the planets like in the trailers?
>>62679495
They're just going to rehash the original 1977 film, so there won't be any proper space battles.
As with both the other trilogies the giant space battle with capital ships will be reserved for the last in the new trilogy
>>62679495
Of course there will be.
>>62680567
>They don't reveal all the twist and turns in the trailers :((((
How do people behave in your local cinemas?
I live in a tiny village in East Anglia and at our local cinema people form natural queues, as is the british way, sit respectfully far apart and watch the film in silence, barring the occasional child. The etiquette is very important and people talking or texting are the talk of the town, so when I read all your stories about people laughing and shouting out in a cinema I am baffled. Why the bloody hell would someone do that?
That's usually the way it works in the places I've lived around the US. Although I remember watching Dancing with Wolves as a kid, and at the part where the army officer puts the gun to his head, somebody shouted "Pull it!"
Does the adhaan come through the theater speakers or does an usher interrupt the movie and tells you? What if you forgot to bring your prayer mat?
>>62679468
>laughing is illegal in yurop
Lmao
WheneverI watch tv shows with 20-something year olds they're always going out and buying drinks.
I only recently turned 21 and I'm still in school and supported by my parents so I don't have much disposable income to go out constantly and have only been out to bars maybe 3-5 times so far. I can't afford a $5-8 beer and a $8-14 mixed drink. I usually buy cheap beer and drink home or a friend's place then go out and maybe buy 1 drink.
Do people actually do this?
Why is Eric twice the size of everyone else?
>>62679220
You do know TV shows are make believe? Also, they are in their thirties.
>>62679291
he's a big guy
ITT
films that are so comfy it hurts
What are some good films about Manic Pixie Dream Girls? also
> tfw no manic pixie gf to motivate me
>>62679009
There are none. Manic Pixie Dream Girls are juvenile fantasies.
>>62679009
manic pixie dream girls are sexist.
>dream girl
Here's your answer.
Just finished watching and what the fuckThey are brothers
That is so stupid
It is literally the joke twist ending in Austin Powers
and he did his evil plan becausedaddy didnt love me as much as you
into the trash it goes
anyone noticed how toned down the violence was?
when a guy gets kicked out of a helicopter I want to see some fucking guts splattering.
I guess Dredd and Rambo spoiled me...
>>62678926
The only good part of the movie was the scene in Mexico before the helicopter sequence. It was so fucking well done, and I can't quite put my finger on why.
ITT: plebs
is this the greatest comedy of all time?
>>62678732
I concur
This and Naked Gun.
No, it goes:
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Airplane!
3. Austin Powers II: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Is this appropriate for an 8 year old? My wife's son is really interested in science and space and shit and I figured he'd like this.
just skip the scenes where matt damon is jerking off in the hab
>wife's son
>>62678699
Only mature content is the language desu. Few f-bombs by Matt Damon
What does /tv/ think of him?
>>62678654
It was pretty good at first, then they just started recycling jokes.
Frisky Dingo was 1000x the show Archer is or could ever hope to be.
DANGER
>Movie theater popcorn apparently costs more per ounce than fillet mignon.
>tfw always buy a large bucket
Damn it feels good to be so patrician
http://www.inquisitr.com/871573/movie-theater-popcorn-costs-more-than-fillet-mignon-report/
Never get why people pay so much for Filet Milon. Less flavor.
Cross-board thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3skcfk/til_that_movie_theater_popcorn_costs_more_per/
>>62678725
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4chan is now responsible for casting this film about the late musician. Who do you choose to play him? Courtney? The rest of Nirvana?
Weird Al as Cobain
>>62678607
Why would i even consider using the rest of nirvana as actors for Kurts role? I guess Courtney kinda looks like him but i'd prefer to go with a real actor.
>>62678607
I'd make sure to highlight the fact it wasn't a suicide
Are there any movies about how to cope with being a dumb piece of shit with a terrible meaningless life?
Girls
That's what movies are for in general
>>62678480
Office space
We can all agree that this was the only good Marvel Capeshit Universe film, correct?
or is it ?
GotG is the only good superhero movie of the last 10 years, and even that's just because it's a fun watch.
Super Hero movies are the most predictable over produced garbage out there. But you probably already knew that.
X men days of future past was one of the biggest piles of dogshit i've seen
>>62678374
Iron Man 1 still holds up.
This is only for hardcore film-enthusiasts, because I use a lot of professional film words.
Ok, so I have been a huge fan of the Matrix trilogy and since so many movies get a reboot I was thinking the Matrix deserves a reboot, too, especially with the ending being kinda open and non-conclusive.
Ok you may think "Oh not another reboot that ruins the originals", but may I point out that the Fantastic4 reboot was epic. Yet I wouldn't take a risk and thus go for a success no-brainer, as in a George Lucas - Disney cooperation. Pixar animations and the Marvel logo. Fits in anyway and that way it can feature a cool Stan Lee cameo, like Stan Lee being some kind of Cyborg-Zombie selling Pizzas. If you wonder why there are Cyborg-Zombies, just continue reading. It will all make sense.
Alright, so the title is "M4trix" (with a "4" in the place where the "a" should be. Brilliant, right?) Subtitle "Generation Neo".
It starts basically right after the ending of the last movies, although that is not really obvious to the viewer. Neo wakes up. Ego perspective. He is in his room in 2008 California. You hear "I kissed a girl and I liked it" playing from the Radio-clock. He turns it off (still all in first person view, yet somehow you know it's Neo. Didn't figure out how to do that yet. Oh yeah... got it. Just read on). When turning it off you see his forearm with a tattoo on it "Follow the white rabbit". That's how you know it's Neo. When he sees it he makes a mystical face expression. (You cannot really see it, since it is still in ego perspective, but you kinda get the vibe).
He gets up and goes to the bathroom. He looks at the mirror. That's when you first time see his face. Shock moment. He is a teenager (played by Justin Long). There are still some empty beer bottles from his 16th Birthday yesterday. He looks wasted and a bit worried. It feels strange to him. He remembers everything that happened in the Matrix, but it's like a bad dream.
cant reply cant continue..
>>62678311
I have an even better idea. Why don't you go fuck yourself?
>He is a teenager (played by Justin Long)
10/10 AGCOTD (avant garde cinema of the decade)
>it's a carmela has another sexual fantasy with furio episode
>>62678276
Furio just sounds like the name of some Italian guy who would fuck your wife.
>>62678276
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE JACKIE CHAN?
I wonder if he got killed, i remember tony talking about puting a hit on him
