This picture was taken at the hunger games premiere back in 2012.
Notice anything, /tv/?
>>62800855
>I could be on /r9k/ right now
>>62800855
>>62800855
>>62800855
<============ See pic.
ER hated seeing Asian men with White girls more than anything else in the world
>at theatre to see skyfall, just released in australia
>alone so buy 2 tickets and tell the cashier my gf is in the shower
>faggot concession stand kid tries to put movie butter on my popcorn
>tell him to fuck off and just give me plain popcorn
>guard pulls out his pistol and tells me to get butter
>fuck
>end up getting my popcorn covered in shitty butter
>go to mens shower with my kookaburra and theatre cape
>little do they know i hid microwave popcorn and a stick of butter inside my kookaburra
>wait until i'm inside the theatre itself
>pull microwave out of my anus
>get stick of butter out of kookaburra
>little shit ate my popcorn though
>just lick butter throughout movie, not even warm because i cant find a power socket
>ends up melting all over my pants
>forget it's penis inspection day
>kookaburra passes the penis inspection
>my turn
>penis greasy as shit from butter
>crab doing the inspection revokes my theatre license and fails me
>get banned for life
fuck this shit, might as well have just stayed home and watched the kookaburra shit out unpopped popcorn
>armed guards in australian movie houses
confirmed not master race australian
probs obese american
>>62800788
it was a cap gun tbqh
I like these stories when there's an illusion of realism.
I loved Comedy but this is a true borefest.
heyy guys
2deep4u
I only watched it for Gregg.
It's exactly the kind of movie people would pretend to like to seem intelligent. 1h40m of Gregg standing around looking sad, then a nonsensical ending. Solid acting though.
Star Fleet engineers can turn rocks into replicators edition.
I feel like Noonien Soong plot line had so much potential.
It had airs of Tyrell Corp, like an homage to Blade Runner.
>it's a middle of the day and /tv/ is full of plebs talking about garbage shows episode
So is he sure he's got HIV?
>>62800529
Yes, he is positive.
>>62800529
>>62800537
pure uncut kekaine
So he wont have sex anymore right?
What did Travis see in the rear-view mirror in the end of Taxi Driver?
his own eyes
He doesn't like seeing himself when he's busy judging everyone else
What I don't get is why he did not try and get back together with this fine dish. She came to him for fucks sake.
Best 70s girl
What does /tv/ think of black sails?
Well it seem tv is not interested at all
>>62800448
Love it, Flint being a butt pirate didn't bother me at all. Most of the female characters are garbage though and completely kill the shows momentum.
Rackham and Silver are GOAT
dude gay pirates lel
dude dramatically looking down at weapon lol
>so what about you, Anon, what is your favourite film?
>"Badlands"
>Silly anon, Into the Badlands is a tv show, not a movie
>"y-yeh, my bad..."
>the dark knight rises is the best batman movie ever
I'm not retarded, I don't have a FAVORITE movie lol
Post films with great soundtrack, doesn't matter how shit they are.
>>62800236
That's a flick, not a film, you stupid kekold.
God-Tier film with a God-Tier soundtrack.
Go fuck yourself if you disagree.
Did Goop deserve her Oscar?
>>62800152
naw senpai
>>62800156
But I think she's a good actress.
I totally would 2bh pham
![Guardians of the Galaxy.mkv_snapshot_01.45.00_[2014.12.15_00.03.51].png](https://i.imgur.com/LJAUj4E.jpg "Guardians of the Galaxy.mkv snapshot 01.45.00 [2014.12.15 00.03.51]")
>supposedly her species evolved on a completely different planet with no contact to humans on Earth
>has an uncanny resemblance to humans, literally all the exact same features a human has
>green skin somehow means she's an alien
>movie in 2015 with a 200,000,000 for a budget can't make a proper alien
justify this /tv/
It's just a movie based on a comic book.
Just turn off your brain bro
the movie is supposed to be fun
>>62800082
mmmmmm green titties
how is this even possible?
JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
>>62800055
He always says what is on his mind. And he isn't afraid of vidarded vizards.
He made a bunch of cheap films that cashed in on some sort of German based tax credits or something like that. So maybe that made it very easy to turn a profit.
>"I love movies!"
>Lists popular movies from the last 10 years as their favorites.
>>62800031
shut up you pretentious faggot.
>>62800039
Found the shitter.
In my opinion your favorite movies do not have to coincide with the best movies you've ever seen.
Verdict? What was it really about?
Hi Paul
>>62800017
classic
>>62800017
I never know what movies are about.But I liked it.
>dude white people are racist but i can't stop fucking white women lmao
DESIGNATED
dude diversity
poo in the loo
