>And here it is, the first trailer for upcoming fantasy epic Gods of Egypt, and wow is it white as hell. Directed by I, Robot director Alex Proyas, the film loosely follows the mythic conflict between Set and Horus, two gods vying for the throne of Egypt. Starring Games of Thrones' Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and P.S. I Love You's Gerard Butler, the film promises to be an orgy of terrible acting and awful CGI.
>But did I mention that this movie is exceedingly white? Because it is. For a movie taking place in Egypt, whose ancient people were, scholars agree, by no means close to our modern idea of whiteness, you'd be forgiven for thinking this took place somewhere on the playa during Burning Man. To quote our own Casey Newton, "There are episodes of The Brady Bunch that aren’t this white." That fact manages to be both hilarious and infuriating. I thought we learned this lesson from Exodus: Gods and Kings.
>And the worst part? Why is the one black man in this trailer literally cowering? This movie's principal cast is largely white and the one dude they save for the trailer looks like he pissed himself? How is this acceptable?
http://www.theverge.com/2015/11/17/9750270/gods-of-egypt-trailer-white-hollywood-nikolaj-coster-waldau-gerard-butler
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT
>>62809456
>"Directed by I, Robot director Alex Proyas..."
What did he mean by this?
>>62809456
>Kwame Opam
>>62809456
>Making a thread about a film destined to be shit being shit
It's called a studio blacklist, you should have one.
>Oh it's Tatooine again! Bravo Jar Jar Hackbrahms
>No it's not Tatooine. It's original planet do not steal called Jakku
Geez that's even worse. Episode VII will be utter shit
>>62809427
>there may only be one desert planet in star wars
autism
>>62809427
You remember when they use to make toys and cartoons about people riding dinosaurs with armor and laser canons on them. That's what this reminds me of.
>>62809427
>WAA I DON'T LIKE POTTERY
Then why are you even watching Star Wars movies?
>kubrik
>flick
Back in my day trolling meant something frogshitter.
>kubrick
>flick
Everyone knows its kino
>>62809506
he's a reeeeeeeeeedditor, you can't expect much
ITT: Actors you're CONSTANTLY getting confused with
>>62809374
Robin Williams, must be the new diet.
OK so I've watched the two Abrams movies, wrath of Khan, bits of voyager season 1 and I'm currently on the 5th season of TNG using this method: https://medium.com/maxistentialism-blog/star-trek-the-next-generation-in-40-hours-c4a6762cbd3
What's the correct viewing order? what's good? What's bad?
>>62809301
lel regular star trek is a boring as fuck shitfest.
Not even worth a single glance and betrays the sci fi genre by trying to use real world logic.
>>62809301
the season 3 of enterprise is pretty good with all the xindi and nazi aliens stuff.
watch that.
Also ToS obviously
>>62809301
Watch them in chronological order you autist, that way people won't have to stop and explain everything for you every time you go into a Star Trek thread from now on.
He's not even funny, why do normies love him?
>>62809196
Because screaming and general buffoonery = comedy in America.
have you never seen semi-pro that shit was hysterical
>>62809222
upvoted my friend
What horror movies has genuinely scared you?
>>62809131
Your mom's sex tape
>>62809131
why is pepe scared?
Rosemary's Baby
Can we talk about pete & pete
What made this show so amazing?
Why has it held up so well after more than 20 years?
>>62809098
>Can we talk about
Can we talk about your raging desire to suck cocks? Can we talk about your extreme insecurity that makes you unable to start a thread without pleading for approval? Can we talk about how much funnier and spontaneous this place was before the reddit migration?
>>62809302
Fucking got him.
>>62809302
you seem super upset. I'm sorry reddit and the blacks are ruining your secret clubhouse. go back to your tmz thread pls.
Why she has no memorable haircut like main female characters from previous movies? Also her payis are horrible
>>62809047
because they think strong female character = sexless
it's like Disney and JJ don't know that Game of Thrones exists.
>>62809047
>We want the Hunger Games audience
You don't think the Hebrew bangs are a unique hairstyle?
shit /tv/ convinced you to buy
I haven't watched it yet but I'm looking forward to it
>>62808982
I felt it was overrated but everyone else seems to love it
>>62808948
>yfw you found out about Ducky IRL
>He calls it "cinema!"
>>>/news/catalog
/film/ coming up soon
>>62809009
>/news/catalog
b-but thats not what i posted
it was a link to the board
>>62808897
Haha! Funny meme pal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ctOgZ5K5to
what does /tv/ think of this?
D A N E
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>>62808895
Hi dane
>>62808895
DANE?
Describe your penis with a movie title
The Dark Knight Rises
Goldeneye
grabbers
He was too good for television
>>62808442
>you will never live in a safe white conversituve neighborhood
>>62808442
>too good for TV
>do 900 episodes
OKAY
He and Bob Ross truly were great men
So... I never saw this show discussed that often on /tv/ and I finally found a decent torrent on a Russian tracker.
I like it.
Lexx thread, or any other obscure sci-fi series.
>>62808234
What do you want us to say about it? The made for TV movie/Pilot is amazing and his Divine Shadow is a badass. However, the rest is just strange campy fetishism in space. Which to be fair is probably what the future will be like.
If people on tumblr today have to feel special by adding 5 different sexual deviations to their bio, by the time of Star Trek TNG Picard would be tweaking his nipples on the bridge while wearing fishnet stocking under his uniform and applying lipstick like Buffalo Bill
>>62809822
>If people on tumblr today have to feel special
Why did you feel the need to invoke tumblr?
You strike me as an underage retard trying to fit in.
>>62808234
If that's the ship they use you have to ask yourself: Why is a giant dick flying in space?
