>go to the cinэma
>its a lisa episode
why is this allowed
>go to the local kino
>its a YIFY rip
why is this allowed
>>62816712
They better have custom crab legs or otherwise you really need to find a new kino
>try to take an uber cab to the кинo
>cab driver tells me i can't bring my falcon replica disguise NOT a fursuit -_- with me because it wont fit in his 1985 honda civic
>ask him if he wants to come with me if i pay for his ticket+tip to get around the no singles policy
>he changes his mind when i accidentally call him mum
>have to skip to the кинo instead and by the time i get there they stop serving breakfast
>combat roll through ticket booth in my falcon disguise
>cant find the theater thats playing toy story 2 because they're all labeled in roman numerals
>enter a room still showing a pre screening and have to settle for interstellar instead when the door locks behind me
>it aint me starts playing so loud i trip on my cape and one of the pallbearers spills hot butter inside my falcon disguise
>>entschuldigung~
>you too
>shit my pants a little bit when i fell but i dont think anyone can smell it
>movie is interrupted by the muslim call to prayer
>reach into trenchcoat to quickly download quran.pdf on my kindle so i dont get arrested
>audience thinks its a nintendo ds and starts laughing at me
>rush for the emergency exit
>theater shooter locked the doors
>the idiot must be a new guy cause he ends up killing almost everyone in the building instead of just a few people to make the flick more cinёmatic
>parkour through the garbage chute
>trenchcoat gets ruined
>have to go to baby gap to pick up a new one
>they dont sell trenchcoats for manlets
>have to buy a columbia raincoat instead
>so tired i forgot to pay tip
>off duty LGBT hate crime patrolwomyn arrests me on the spot
>spend the night in jail before mommy posts bail + a very generous tip
just got home and i still smell like shit and this gay coat is stuck to my feathers (pic related), should i call the fire department to cut me out, /tv/?
explain why he killed paul allen?
>>62816237
Becausecheck em check em check em check em check em
He didn't get these dubs
fail thread is fail
>Give me the buckle, you piece of shit.
Is Fargo the best show on TV right now?
No, it's pandering propaganda for the reddit meme crowd. We came to that conclusion in the last threat.
>>62816125
Incorrect, kiddo.
>>62816099
Failed to finish the first season twice.
It drags on and is entirely too smug and self-assured of it's success.
ITT: We post movies that started memes before 4chan.
>catchphrases = memes
You're a doing it wrong you autistic faggot.
>>62815897
Memes have been a part of cinema forever. Even Gone With The Wind had "really my dear, I don't give a damn"
>>62815950
>autistic
Nice meme.
Hey guys...
Season 8 when?
They said next year.
The Oscar special is all I care about any more though.
After 'entertainment' hopefully never
>>62816491
Entertainment was excellent. One of the best films, directors, and performances, of the year.
So they optioned the rights to Zoe Quinn's memoir to be made into a film. IF any Hollywood executive is actually dumb enough to think this would be profitable to produce, does /tv think they'll just gloss over her wrongdoings like they did for Erin Brockovich or think they might do something she didn't expect & play up her checkered behavior like Phyliss Haver from Chicago? Or I suppose it could be somewhere in the middle like Evita buuuut evenhandedness isn't really en vogue these days.
>>62815804
She's already been screwed
>>62815804
> Five Guys, the Movie
>>62815749
Wait let me guess: They don't find anything.
There I just saved you six weeks or whatever.
>>62815749
>Oak Island
Is that what you've nicknamed your dick?
>>62815749
I'd actually get seriously excited if they found anything. But they never do. It's like watching any of the series with ghosts. 45 minutes to nothing happen.
Still without a home computer (temporarily), but Tuesday is here, which means that if you bothered with it, it's the Season Finale of Bastard Executioner, which really found its stride with last week's episode. Anyway, the name of tonight's episode is "Blood and Quiescence/Crau a Chwsg"
>In the first season finale, Wilkin and Milus lead an unlikely band of brothers on a life-threatening rescue mission.
Nonetheless, this should hopefully be a good one. As always, if you're sharp, you can find a stream out there somewhere. I have no idea how well it's been doing relative to other shows on the block, so maybe with some polish and some tightening up, this could get good, but as it stands, it's kinda average and is more of a time killer before Summer/American Crime Story shows up.
>>62815591
>I have no idea how well it's been doing relative to other shows on the block,
haha time for cancelled
Enjoy the season, and show, finale.
Will torrent it tomorrow, it started getting interesting a bit too late in the season.
Probably will be cancelled.
>>62815616
Well, for every good show, there's always one that gets the axe. Let's hope for a Season 2, shall we?
Did Futurama have a golden age like the Simpsons? Thinking of making it my next background noise/netflix show
>>62815459
one of my friends has seen it all the way through about 6 or more times. It's always his netflix background show.
It's good, but I prefer simpsons
Futurama Classic [1999-2003]
Futurama (CC) [2010-2013]
It's always been been a roller coaster. Some episodes are great, some are shit, some are watchable but nothing special. Since it came out it has cycled through the 3
Daily reminder that OT purists are faggots
>>62815452
>Blue filter
>>62815452
1980 Emperor is spookier.
>Ian Mcdiarmid fucking snores through his lines
>awful episode 3 makeup
>Dialogue makes no sense, Vader is surprised that Luke is alive despite chasing him for the first half of the movie
Lucas apologists are so dumb
itt: cgi that didn't age well
>>62815199
It hasn't aged, it was awful when it came out. Couldn't even watch it it was so bad, 2D doesnt translate well to 3D at all.
Plus everyone's movements were awkward as shit
What if Han is killed by the shot that Greedo fired all those years ago?
They hire they next freighter out or fly out a week later, or a month later, and probably get a clear run at the Death Star without being tracked.
Greedo didn't get a chance to fire.
>>62815311
>>62815315
No I mean if the shot ricochets for all those years and kills him in the new movie
Replace the protagonist of the last film you watched with based Ron Perlman.
What changes?
Office Space
He'd probably kick Lumberg's ass right off the bat
Grandma's Boy
Pretty much the same I guess
>>62815170
Spectre
>ask mom to arrange my DVDs by theme
>she arranges them by motif
is this the start of an epic new meme?
Great thread.
Expect a screencap of this to show up on reddit.
>>62815127
god damn dude that sucks. i feel for you man.
i arrange my movies autobiographically but when i came home one day my boyfriend rearranged them alphabetically, i was pissed for weeks before just fixing them myself.
thread for the new episode tonight.
where are my Dickie Dollar Scholars
>meme:the show
Better be more than ten seconds of Chad Radwell this week.
>>62815032
>erwnsoyb
A MAN CAN DREAM
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