>contemporary sitcoms are doing flash-back episodes to the 90s and 00s the way shows used to flash back to the 70s and 80s when you were a kid
>>62879808
>contemporary sitcoms
there's your problem
>people will actually feel nostalgic over the '00s in your lifetime and not actually realise it was a fucking horrible decade when everything got terrible.
>>62879841
that was the 90s, though.
HEY BENNY LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER
HEY BRENDAN LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF YOUR CAREER
I like the Mummy movies
They should do a new one where Brendan is the Mummy
But not actually hire him because I'd like the Mummy to be able to act
>>62880059
>Brendan as the mummy
>Literally fucked his shit up
Why did he grant Sheev emergency powers?
>>62879321
Because Sheev was his puppet
Everyone was his puppet
>>62879321
Because he was Sheev's puppet
Everyone was Sheev's puppet
>>62879321
He was a sith xD
ITT: Movies Caitlyn Jenner likes
This boy's life
Star Wars Epsode 1: The Phantom Menace
All BBC porn
Why do I feel Godfather part 2 not so good as part 1?
>>62878889
A minor side story completely overshadowed the main story.
The lighting is royally fucked.
>>62878908
>minor side story
no, pleb
>the brilliant mind of JJ Abrams believes this is a convincing alien race
pretty much a homage to the original series to be quite honest, family
>>62878788
The brilliant mind of JJ Abrams had been reading for years that Kirk had been "banging green women" and thought it would be clever to make it literally true on screen.
>I'M JUST SHITPOSTING ALL OVER THE PLACE MOM
Im confused as to why the movie ended the way it did. How come samara continued to kill people through the tape? Why was the blonde chick spared and the male protagonist killed? Pls help me understand this anons. Jus t watched this movie and it made me change my underwear a couple of times.
She made a copy of the tape after he was killed iirc
Yea it was pretty spoopy, don't care what anybody says
>>62878203
1. A lady posting! Tis such a wonderful sight to beholden on these fair four chans!
2. The lady was spared because A. She freed Samara like the dumb bitch she was B. She stayed alive because she made another copy of the tape
>>62878274
1. I aint no femanon
2. what does making a copy have to do with staying alive?
So, what have we learned? What's the lesson for today, for all the never-ending days and restless nights in Oz? That morality is transient? That virtue cannot exist without violence? That to be honest is to be flawed? That the giving and taking of love both debases and elevates us? That God or Allah or Yahweh has answers to questions we dare not even ask? The story is simple. A man lives in prison and dies. How he dies that's easy. The who and the why is the complex part the human part the only part worth knowing. Peace.
ZEIG HEIL MOTHERFUCKER
>>62878221
Wow I completely forgot about that part.
Lets talk about the dumbest plot lines of OZ.
>killing someone by slashing their throat with your fingernails
>90210fag is a disappearing crispy Jesus in the wall
>back and forth and back again homosex love drama
>O'Riley in love with darkie nurse after having her husband killed
>prison boxing: what could go wrong?
>prison basketball: what could go wrong?
>nigger gums
>aging pills
What am I missing? For such a good show it sure has a lot of absurd shit going on in it.
How badly do you think the next James Bond movie will tank if they go full retard and cast a black man for James?
>>62877176
Craig is doing one more.
But if they do cast a black man as Bond, I will be boycotting it. I'm not even a fucking racist, it's the fucking fact that Bond was written as a white British dude. I don't want a fucking reboot of The Matrix with a white Morpheous.
Fuck this forced diversity pandering shit.
All the liberals and SJWs will run to it and shout "RACISM" to anyone that doesn't like the black actor.
Will it tank though? I hope so, but we live in a pretty politically correct time period so it may not.
>>62877285
It will tank, just like the Polynesian Disney princess will never ever match Frozen at the box office. Racism will be blamed as to why little white girls (and little brown and black girls) prefer Elsa over her.
Any one hype yet? Im counting down hours !
Anyone excite for jessica jones?
im hype
>>62874043
I'm hype Mr. Anon.
So when did the decline of quality begin on this show?
My guess is when Jackie broke up with Kelso.
And the beginning of the great decline was with Donna going blonde.
>tfw literally everyone on this board turned into eric foreman but never had a strong male influence like red
STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS
HANGIN OUT
When they graduated high school and Laurie married Fez.
There was good stuff after that, but that was the first nail in the coffin. They had to start thinking of increasingly contrived reasons for these kids to hang around doing nithing for like three years after high school.
What movie would you rent a whole theater for?
>>62873428
Interstellar
inb4 he probably still gets shot
>>62873428
Kek, what a doucher, i hope the movie sucks just so he wastes $2000
It is now time for some selected excerpts from Werner Herzog's Conquest of the Useless, written during the making of Fitzcarraldo. I'll keep posting if people are interested.
>Preface
>For reasons that escape me, I simply could not make myself go back and read the journals I kept during the filming of Fitzcarraldo. Then, twenty-four years later, my resistance suddenly crumbled, though I had trouble deciphering my own handwriting, which I had miniaturized at the time to microscopic size.
>These texts are not reports on the actual filming - of which little is said. Nor are they journals, except in a very general sense. They might be described instead as interior landscapes, born of the delirium of the jungle. But even that may not be entirely accurate - I am not sure.
>>62872419
I'm interested
Can't wait to watch this, going on a Herzog run in a few weeks
>>62872419
keep posting senpai
>>62872444
ok. I would recommend watching Aguirre first, they go well together as companion pieces
>Prologue
>A vision had seized hold of me, like the demented fury of a hound that has sunk its teeth into the leg of a deer carcass and is shaking and tugging at the downed game so frantically that the hunter gives up trying to calm him. It was the vision of a large steamship scaling a hill under its own steam, working its way up a steep slope in the jungle, while above this natural landscape, which shatters the weak and the strong with equal ferocity, soars the voice of Caruso, silencing all the pain and all the voices of the primeval forest and drowning out all birdsong. To be more precise: bird cries, for in this setting, left unfinished and abandoned by God in wrath, the birds do not sing; they shriek in pain, and confused trees tangle with one another like battling Titans, from horizon to horizon, in a steaming creation still being formed. Fog-panting and exhausted they stand in this unreal world, in unreal misery - and I, like a stanza in a poem written in an unknown foreign tongue, am shaken to the core.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMvsA1YBkhA
>"Do you ever get lonely enough to talk to the necronomicon?"
>"No, but I get lonely enough to go on reddit. That's pretty lonely."
based Bruce
>>62872384
Just a reminder, run out and buy or steal his book If Chins Could Kill, alternatively the audiobook which he narrates and gives additional info on stuff.
>>62872465
My first real exposure to Bruce Campbell was Make Love the Bruce Campbell way. It's gotten better every time I've read it.
>>62872650
I'll check that out too.
I just finished all 8 episodes of the 19th season of South Park and holy shit, can we all agree this is the best season in a long while?
South Park general, I guess
>>62871905
it's a good season but do we really need a thread about SP every fucking hour?
>>62871951
Watch your micro aggressions, brah
Last season was funnier but this season is more dramatic, I'm curious to see where they take it
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