http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eNhI0ouw62
SOMEBODY
>>71498619
I'd rather you post more jack webm's. Those are hilarious and the faggot mods on /ck/ have banned jack threads now.
>>71498619
more jack pls
>>71498668
What, really?
I was looking for ja/ck/ threads today and couldn't find any
ITT essential /stayathomemom/ core
That show is super comfy but I feel like they all secretly hate each other
>>71498531
mario and michael are only in it for the mad $$$ even though they know this show is beneath them
and daphne oz always has the fewest segments/lines so she sits there awkwardly
carla has her restaurant that she shilled on kickstarter
and clinton is just the host
>>71498485
Anything on USA in the last ten years falls under that category tbqh.
What's the best way for me to pass the penis inspection at my local theater? I already failed twice and if I fail again I won't be able to buy crab legs.
>>71498259
chub up in the showers first. What the fuck you think those showers are there for you pleb?
>>71498259
You got that far? I can't even get through the doors with their singles policy.
>actually paying for a cinema viewing permit and entering through the main vestibule, and submitting yourself to a mandatory penis inspection
just sneak in through the narthex you gay faggot
>tfw I want to killself tomorrow
>tfw thinkin about all the movies self will never watch
what's your suicide movie? I mean the last movie you will watch before doing it
I'm going with Raiders
>>71497924
Big Money Rustlas
>>71497924
why not today?
>>71497924
It doesn't have to be a ritual.
Postpone the suicide and watch dozens of movies.
What went right?
What was his fucking problem?
>I'll be having an old friend for dinner
What did he mean by this?
>Silence of the Lambs Hannibal
>Tries to be reasonable
SmH TbH FaM
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
AAAaaaaAah the French
Really makes you think
So, it's treason then….WWWARUUAARAGHghghgGH
BIG THREAD IV U
>>71497881
really makes you think
>>71497915
was already mentioned in the op you fag
>>71497881
Yes, well memed OP, well memed HOWEVER
Who would it be the most painful to and how?
>>71497796
For the guy pulling the lever. Watching all the gore splatter would be extremely painful. The guys tied up wouldn't feel a thing as the train would kill them so fast.
Is he the sexiest man alive?
He looks like a generic Georgian tbqh
>>71497599
>manlet
lel
>>71497599
>White
No.
>>71497552
Is that Chumlee?
>>71497552
>taking pictures of strangers working
were you in line with your mommy while she bought your groceries?
Nice pic friend, upboated so you can get to le front page with this absolute gem XD
How do you think Kevin Smith reconciles the fact that he's a 45 year old man who makes terrible indie films, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial customer service jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving going $27000 in debt to finance his movie.
Kevin had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a Catholic and his father was a postal working. His loving Mother tried, but she placated young Rich with comic books and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Kevin was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.
A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Kevin only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.
Food uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then food only gave him the illusion of comfort. While contemporaries like Tarantino and PTA made cinematic masterpieces doing, Kevin peaked with his first movie, only to remain a punching bag thereafter. He is kept him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation Y, encapsulated by his love of Prince and capeshit.
Many nights Kevin does nothing but cry about comics and Star Wars, sometimes producing podcasts for a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Podcasts gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Kevin from giving up the ghost. Not his wife. Not his friend Johnny Depp. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.
Yeah he's rich and lives in the Hollywood hills and has a family who loves him.
You're a faggot
To be fair, nigga lost a lot of weight
>>71497423
Get it all out of your system, OP?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Himself
Shia LeBuff
John Travolta
Is my husbando really dead? :(
He is dog poop
Watch "Misfits" a British series.
Would the dogs really have eaten him? I thought dogs were more loyal than that.
Why was he apologizing all the time?
Was he insecure of his jokes or was he afraid of the audience thinking they were too heavy?
He drank the PC koolaid. I turned it off after his song about being a straight white male.
>comedians who play instruments usually considered shit tier or at least that segment of their routine is
>suddenly reddit the comedian shows up and everyone wont hop off his dick
I honestly don't see the appeal
>>71497650
He's just pretty is all.
>The catastrophe is preceded by an unnaturally large flock of birds flying away from impending disaster
that happens in real life
have you never been in an earthquake?
>>71497118
No, it doesn't.
Earthquakes cause electromagnetic disturbances that fuck up birds' sense of flight.
>>71497203
dogs bark and birds fly
I've been in like a dozen earthquakes. I'm not listening to your nonsense.
i am so pissed right now
>>71496937
why
>>71496937
Que?
>>71496937
it was great for what it was. OP is, time and time again, a fag.
who will play him in the inevitable remake?
>>71496834
Boyega
Will Smith
