ITT: Non-sexual film scenes that give you an erection/make your pussy wet.
What movie?
>>71502161
anon pls
How would CIA deal with The Joker?
If I take off the Make-Up will you die?
>>71501998
>If I take off the Make-Up will you die?
It would be extremely funny.
CIA wouldn't give him the light of day. He would just ice him on the spot, no questions asked.
is there a name for this meme
>>71501934
>is there a name for this meme
Let me tell you about the Jews
There is none, but "the gays are evil" meme is known as Homophobia
And that was a storyline taken from the source material, btw
>>71502035
>And that was a storyline taken from the source material, btw
You didnt read the books.
Why do child actors end up with such shitty lives when they get older?
young. handsome. girls. drugs. money and money... also when you're young depression sinks in the most. so money drugs depression = more depresssion
>>71501911
Everyone ends up with shitty lives when they get older
because of their parents usually.
For the most part the parents are failures that push them to the breaking point so they can live vicariously through them, much like sports dads that relentlessly hound their kids or dance moms
How do you go from this
>>71501674
to this?
add 80 years to your life
>>71501678
Extensive modafinil abuse
ITT: dogs that are probably dead
DELETE THIS
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>>71501604
>>71501604
Toto from Wizard of Oz might be dead, maybe not
Round-up of all potential spoilers that have leaked about the movie so far.
>Luke Skywalker and Rey are training in the ancient Jedi temple in Ahch-To. Luke is not Rey's father.
>Luke and Rey interact with the Force ghosts of Yoda and Anakin Skywalker.
>Luke reveals to Rey that the Force comes from an ancient tree, and that its powers were first harnessed by two siblings, a boy and a girl. The power corrupted the boy, who murdered his sister and went on to become the first Sith. The girl became one with the Force, assembled the Jedi order, and has been reincarnating throughout the centuries in both male and female form. Each incarnation is the Chosen One destined to bring balance to the Force.
>Anakin was the Chosen One, but was corrupted by Palpatine and spent years serving the Dark Side before being redeemed by Luke and bringing balance to the Force. However, it is is disarray once again, and Rey is the next Chosen One.
>Rey is told she must kill Kylo Ren to defeat the Sith and reluctantly agrees.
>Kylo and the Knights of Ren attack Luke and Rey. Luke single-handely defeats the Knights of Ren and destroys their transport while Kylo overpowers Rey in a lightsaber duel, but is forced to flee when Luke intervenes and becomes stranded on Ahch-To with them.
>Meanwhile, Finn and Poe are fighting the First Order together, and the remnants of the New Republic have joined Leia's Resistance following the destruction of the Hosnian System.
>Leia is injured during an attack by the First Order, and a corrupt politician played by Laura Dern attempts to seize control of the Resistance intending to seek a compromise with the First Order. Poe steps up as the leader of the Resistance in Leia's absence and rejects Dern's plans to surrender.
>Benicio Del Toro is a high-ranking member of the First Order, but is "morally grey".
>Kelly Marie Tran is a member of the Resistance that befriends Finn. She is at one point captured and Finn and Rey must rescue her.
>At one point, Finn goes undercover as a Stormtrooper. Tom Hardy cameos as an old friend of Finn's who doesn't know he betrayed them to the Resistance and warmly welcomes him.
>At one point in Ahch-To, Kylo tells Rey something about Luke that Luke doesn't want her to know, and Luke becomes so angry he destroys a hut with the Force.
>Eventually Rey and Luke reunite with the Resistence to defeat Kylo Ren and Snoke.
>There's a subplot about evil Force worshippers.
>Captain Phasma is trying to regain her lost honor by capturing Finn, and at one point she apparently succeeds.
>Snoke is apparently the first to harness the Dark Side of the Force, the boy who murdered the his sister, which would technically make him Rey's brother. Although his teachings have been embraced by the Sith, he is not a Sith himself, viewing himself as above such dichotomy.
>Kylo still has his crossguard lightsaber for a large portion of the movie, but no longer wears a mask.
>Phasma forces Finn to lower the shields of the Resistance in revenge for him making her do the same to the Starkiller, and Finn later gets revenge by cutting off Phasma's arm.
>There are new "twists" to Finn and Rey's relationship, and it doesn't play out as people might expect.
>>71501670
>There are new "twists" to Finn and Rey's relationship, and it doesn't play out as people might expect.
Whatever it is, /tv/'s GONNA FREAK
>>71502114
>rey has benis
>finn does not
>both fuck azn nigger.
Fucking kek at this being better than BvS with only 1% of the budget
Why didn't they just copy this?
>>71501415
You can't directly translate ani-capekino into capekino. It needs the guidance and creative input of a genius like Snyder to smooth the process of adapting and realizing the complex simplicity of such an artistic work.
>>71501415
>3 months
>still salty
Why can't you get BvS out of your mouth?
>>71501415
because Warner Bros is incompetent and DC has no say unlike Marvel who has creative guidance from actual comic writers.
Is it any good?
it's like a 7.5/10, maybe more if you like RLM already.
better than shit like central intelligence
>>71501133
i can't imagine how it could be
![Behind the scenes of Mr. Plinkett s Titanic Review.mp4_snapshot_00.57_[2016.06.10_03.33.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HlScFRS.jpg "Behind the scenes of Mr. Plinkett s Titanic Review.mp4 snapshot 00.57 [2016.06.10 03.33.30]")
>tfw ywn rest your bald head on jessi's mammaries
Is The Daily Show actually Retarded?
Their piece about Bernie voters now voting for Trump instead of Hillary is just extreme bait right?
RIGHT?!
>>71500954
In some places there are actually decent numbers of Bernie voters who said they would do that. I think I remember hearing on the news back in January or some shit that lots of Bernie supporters in West Virginia said they'd vote for Trump over Hillary.
>>71501032
Im not upset about them voting for trump, Im upset about the way that they did the interview with the people. They were pretty much mocking the people they were talking to, and baiting them for stupid answers
>>71500954
Trump ain't that bad, just the dumb shit that came out of his mouth.
I like his tax reform....
Besides USA is ran like a corporation.
THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT.
Who will play these two great men in the inevitable combined Biopic?
there's already one out m8
some /pol/ instigator who gets a kick out of sniffing his finger after it's been up his poohole
Dr. Patrick, I'm CIAhoff
I can tell you worked really hard on this, but it just doesn't work.I'm so, so sorry.
You're putting this much effort into OC for a fucking FOUR YEAR OLD MEME
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Is this the prequel to Dr. Paval, I'm Drowning?
why did the "kryptonite smoke" from batman v superman look exactly like the special effects used for a fart joke in an early 2000s disney channel original movie or something.....
>>71500836
bcz kino
How else would you portray kryptonite gas/powder?
You dusty old bones full of green dust
because they had to really nail it home that this is totally kryptonite which is green, because Snyder is a hack
This is the best scene in comic book history not solely because of the buildup, but also because it summed up both characters perfectly in their own world created by Nolan.
True good vs true evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKl11EzMTAE
>>71500788
BLACK VS NIGGER
>>71500788
It's good cinema but it can't match kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSjI7gwuKtg
The entire movie has this dynamic woven into in a way that no other superhero movie has been able to touch yet
This guy was a rat since like season 3. They did fucking nothing with his character and then killed him off in the laziest way possible when they realized how pointless he truly was.
>>71500662
Earlier, since season 2 I believe. They would ignore him in most episodes and then suddenly he'd be given a quick 30-second scene before being forgotten again for another 4-5 episodes.
>>71500662
>I am one of the many many people whose head The Sopranos went over
Grats, what now?
>>71500662
>>71500750
Morons.
>Everything needs an arc
Missed the point entirely
