>movie is about a hitman/assassin
>he has a "no kids or women" rule
I TOL YOU, MANG
I TOL YOU
Yeah?
A lot of mobster cultures like Italian or russian mobster organizations are very conservative and they respect family. So a lot of them draw the line to women and children. Only an autistic edgelord wouldn't understand that.
So why didn't he want the cookie?
It was a metaphor.
He just wanted to get to the beach.
>>71489199
Whaaat? No way!
It's over guys. He's done.
JUST
>>71489011
awesome
Shitty thread Dannyboytbh.
Tell me what's on your mind /tv/. I'm listening.
waifus and memes as usual
Daily reminder that people will believe any kind of bullshit from any faggot as long as it can wear a suit.
I'm going to college in a few months. Everything in my life up to now has been incredibly shitty and I'm counting on the next few years to make it better.
>tfw no gf
Could you surivive the box?
>Detweiler
>"This old man, he played two..................."
>>71489136
woah, woah, what?
>You put on Jacob's Ladder
>She says she doesn't like it
>>71488778
It's a pretty fucked up movie honestly
Never understood where the ladder part came from
>>71488965
The Bible. Heathen.
I really enjoyed the first episode of Homeland.
Is the entire show worth watching?
>>71488771
It's good for a while but drops off and gets good again mid last season. I never gets as good as the first season again though.
>>71488771
Yes. die hard senpaitachi will still say the series drops in quality in season 2 but keep watching it actually gets better imo.
piping hot opinion comin thru:
first season is GOAT, was literally on the edge of my seat in some parts
watched half of season 2 and tapped out, haven't seen any since, and have no interest in doing so.
Who will play him in inevitable biopic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlN9o3g-yuA
He sacrificed 25 years to make his country an independent state. First they laughed at him, then they threatened his family. He even survived a plane crush.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0j9omR5d38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep3okY-DlVQ
I hope Queen will grant him knighthood, what a marvelous ending for a film.
>>71488701
Only the second coming of Jesus could do him justice.
>>71488701
and now he's abandoning his country when shit is hitting the fan. real noble.
>Farage will never be the first President of the Free Republic of Britain
http://screenrant.com/flash-season-3-draco-malfoy-tom-felton/?utm_source=SR-FB-P&utm_medium=Social-Distribution&utm_campaign=SR-FB-P&view=lista
>>71488396
well done, Slytherin!
>>71488396
What a fucking wand head
JUST
Miles!
I don't like corned beef!!
This station stinks!
My feet hurt.
I wanna go back on the enterprise.
I'm leaving you.
Julian was a better wife to Miles
If you were an American soldier in Europe during WWII, and you were in the same position as this guy with German soldiers about to kill you, what would you say to get out of it like he did?
>>71488054
how good is my german and how good is their english
>>71488199
for either question: as good as Willie's English was I suppose.
>>71488199
Would negotiate for my capture if they're Wehrmacht,call them subhuman half-breeds who're led by a self-loathing Kike if they're SS.
>yfw you realize there are two different persons
>tfw used to work at a call center taking orders for "plus sized clothing" catalogs
>no joke, some of the bras we sold would literally go all the way up to an "M cup"
>the catalogs were all designed and marketed with that "you're a fat shit but we'll call you "curvy", you sassy girl!" attitude
>clothes like the blue top on the cow in the left of OP's photo would be called "tunics", because that's a nice way of saying "you gotta wear this baggy shirt so your fat rolls don't show"
>that was 3 years ago, the company's parent company dissolved the company and restructured under a new name because fat women are the worst customers (besides fat black women)
>tfw/mfw I unintentionally contributed to the "CURRRVVVZZZZ R BEAUTIFUL" narrative going on in [Current Year]
What's a quick painless suicide method? Exit bag?
>>71488002
more like 6 different persons amirite?
>>71488144
Helium
so who will be revealed to have survived in an EPIK plot twist next season ?
Margery will survive living in the sewers of Kings Landing as mutated ghoul.
>>71487964
highgarden master plan confirmed
The high sparrow because the high sparrow is actually Howland Reed and Howland Reed knows some bad ass magic.
post /tv/ characters who are literally (you).
Literally me
Recommend me a fun cool movie to watch with my 14 year old brother /tv/ one that mother will approve of.
>has to be made this decade
Here ya go:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0242587/
Chef
>>71487662
Nymphomniac
