>punchs
>punchs
>punchs
>punchs
>punchs
>kicks
>kicks
>kicks
>punchs
>punchs
>kicks
>punchs
>kicks
>punchs
>grabs
> pirouettes
> acrobatics
> Kung fu moves made by stuntmen
> pirouettes
> acrobatics
> Kung fu moves made by stuntmen
> Moves well choreographed
5/10
As flawed as this film was, and oh boy it was fucking flawed, i loved it.
Debate me.
>>71507709
martha
Is a ring supposed to fit on your finger that loosely?
>>71507189
The Ring is an evil eldritch artifact and has a will of its own. It expands and shrinks to fit its wearer, you can see it do this right before your eyes in the first scene.
>>71507291
Inb4 >/thread
>>71507291
/thread
>>71507333
nice trips
What's their best moments?
Ahh yes, Reddit Letter Media
The movie "critics" for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.
But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
https://vimeo.com/171321872
>>71506916
they do
How do you think Rich reconciles the fact that he's a 40 year old man who works for minimum wage and has to rent an apartment (rather than have a house) in Milwaukee of all fucking places, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial construction jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving something as mundane as a parking ticket.
Rich had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a crack whore and his father was absent most of the time. His loving grandmother tried, but she placated young Rich with videogames and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Rich was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.
A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Rich only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.
Mike uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then Mike and Jay keep him around so they have an easy source of schadenfreude. While Mike and Jay make a comfortable living doing what they loves, Rich remains a punching bag. They keep him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation Y, encapsulated by Rich's love of shitty grunge rock and old school FPSes like Doom.
Many nights Rich does nothing but play videogames, sometimes playing live to a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Previously Recorded gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Rich from giving up the ghost. Not his girlfriend. Not his childhood friends. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.
horror thread
also, I felt like mentioning... since you guys were the ones who recommended Lake Mungo to me... that movie is garbage, isn't scary, and is a waste of time and certainly of hard drive space. Why one Earth you could ever think this movie is scary or a quality film is beyond me.
Literally 100% of the "horror" elements are "when you see it, you shit bricks" moments where they zoom in on some grainy film artifact.
The only redeeming part at all is the Lynchian psychological exploration of the character of Alice Palmer (wow, and I guess we're supposed to believe that it's a coincidence that she both resembles and belongs to family that is named after Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks.)
Nice shitty reference, meme fags. Movie still blows.
Lake Mungo is garbage.
Defend this.
You said horror thread but it seems more like a lake mungo thread
>>71506538
Would you have preferred jump scares and surfeit gore? The movie's atmosphere is what makes it. Try not being a dumb fucking cuck
>>71507347
>The movie's atmosphere is what makes it.
This. Which makes the reveal of thedoppelganger at the lake in the cellphone footageeven worse when everything prior to that scene actually has a mundane explanation
But if you want jump scares just marathon the fucking Paranormal Activity series you pleb
>want to casually browse /tv/ with people in the room
>know I can't because there is going to be at least a few bbc threads
C'mon, mods
>2016
>not spreading the joy of BBC
Depending on your computer, you can sort of get away with it by turning the brightness way down
>>71505882
>Ashamed of seeing BBC porn
What are you, a racist?!
Which is the better cinema expository?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10635950
http://www.strawpoll.me/10635950
>>71505856
this sin't even a contest
>>71505856
Why would anyone vote for BvS.
BvS is literal perfection
![1b228a84626b0981735b59049ae2ad92[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7RrBMZ0.png "1b228a84626b0981735b59049ae2ad92[1]")
>Dark and mysterious scene
>"somethings out there"
>suspenseful music starts playing
>music swelling
>at its peak
>Something wacky/non-threatening reveals itself from the dark
>"See there was nothing to worry about ha-ha"
>Right after this an actual threat appears and kills everybody
Name 5 movies and 2 kinos where this happened.
>horror
>character looking for their friend
>calling out to them
>music swelling
>at peak friend pops out and scares them
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"
>>71505925
Personally I've seen this trope dozens of times in TV, though I'm sure you could easily find 20+ horror movies with it
Is there a tvtrope name for it?
Here's your popcorn, sir. Is your date running late or...?
damn kobe, you never should have retired
GIVE ME THE POPCORN YOU.. YOU.. NIGGER!
>>71505813
"Thank you sir"
After not talking for like 15 years with my father (he is 55), I had a dinner with him for father's day.
He was never into capeshit, comics, cartoons or superheroes and to my surprise he told me he watched every fucking superhero movie made in the last 20 years. All of them.
He told me his favs were
>Batman
>Batman Returns
>Spider-man 1 and 2 (raimi)
>X-men movies
>Captain America trilogy
>TDK
Rate my father
Did he touch you inappropriately?
why didnt you talk to him for 15 years?
Did he say why he liked the Xmen movies?
Internet consensus is turning heavily on them recently. They haven't aged well it seems.
I rate your dad 7/10.
What the FUCK did I just watch?
>>71505598
Stick to Captain America, kid
>>71505598
Kino, you watched Kino.
>>71505645
ha good one dude, ya zinged him :^) lol
Patrician here.
This movie still sucks dick even though it's longer.
Hth.
What proof do you have that you're a patrician?
>>71505592
t. mcuck
>>71505592
lmao what a pleb
Why is hair transplant and bullshit plastic surgery acceptable in males?
it's not, he looks ridiculous.
its a wig
He literally looks like a guy in a John Travolta mask.
Who was the better Don?
Don Vito
John
>>71505568
Tony.
I'VE
GOTTA
FUCK
Crack that whip!
It's hilarious that blacks use "cracker" as an insult to whites but in fact they're insulting themselves.
>>71505265
yikes
>>71505265
damn...
