Why did Gandalf only use magic once? When he turned the trolls into tone. Do his spells have a six movie cooldown?
He didn't turn them into stone you fucktard, what a waste of trips.
>>63066465
Alrighty then
>>63066444
Why didn't he just the his giant eagles to fly the rings to the mountain from the shire and safe everyone the journey?
>knowingly brings a child with him to a place where children are being enslaved or killed, and their body parts taken
>lets a child partake in killing a man via ceiling fan
>tries to have sex with a woman in a room with terrible sound insulation (evidenced by the shitty door) directly opposite the room a child is sleeping in
>lets a child drive a car while being pursued and shot at by gangsters
And this is just 1/2 an hour in. What's this guy's problem?
hes cool
Childhood used to end at 8 not 30.
>not taking the child to a clinic to get a sex change
>not getting a sex change himself
>having sex with a woman instead of a black dwarf paraplegic fat transexual
Come on, it's 1984
After the role of a life time, She's been busy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKckKStggSY
>>63066197
Has she ever.
>>63066197
Watson's voice makes my dick diamonds. British accent is the best.
>>63066197
>dat accent
FUGG I WANTEmma that is
>Finally, after all these Star Wars..The Force Awakens.
I chuckled.
>>63066064
Finn looks like he saw a menace that wasn't there. Like...a Phantom Menace.
>>63066064
YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE
>>63066171
YOU ARE A DENSE WASTE OF SPACE
>>63066211
YOU JUST MADE ME CRINGE
This movie is an unbelievable piece of shit and I was wondering what /tv/ thought about it. Kind of embarrassing seeing Gosling's debut be so derivative without any real substance in the writing or characters.
What would fix the movie? Seems like it was this aimless attempt at "arthouse".
It's a bit like when Robert Rodriguez made Sin City and had Frank Miller around, and suddenly Frank Miller got the idea that he could be a director too so he went and made his movie (The Spirit) but literally just did what he saw Rodriguez do, no real thought or originality. This felt like Goose trying his hardest to be Refn.
>>63065646
Great post and 100% true.
The film has some issues but it's still better than every single movie this year that was given a positive rating on rotten tomatoes. It is better than every single film that will be nominated for an oscar.
Why is this still a great film even by 2015 standards?
>>63065042
nostalgia
Can't stow the Crowe
>>63065042
because 2015 standards are pretty fucking low
I am officially hyped now bros.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4U6LeImFWw
Still couldn't care less
>>63059943
*tips*
I hate Disney's 100 trailers tactic.
AAAAHHHH TONY HELP HE'S GOT A METAL ARM!
Looks like this guy is gonna steel the show.
I watched the original Avengers and that was such a pile of shit that it put me off for the rest of the MCU
Decided to watch this, since /tv/ said it was at least competent and I wasn't dissappointed.
Does anyone know how I can get hair like Buckey. Mine curls inwards and doesn't flow down like his. Mine is a bit shorter, so would growing it help? Thanks in advance
>>63059846
Your hair doesn't stop curling you autist
just grow it out
>all black men are heroes or sexual gifted studs
>all white men are either annoying betas, diaperfags or mind-control rapists
>all women (including lesbians) are strong and powerful and able to overcome the evil white man’s oppression.
>white men hate the word “rape”
>even the drug addict black guy is painted as a good guy who helps Jessica, “Go in there and help those people, that’s your super power!”
>but it’s ok to beat the shit out of white guys because they’re evil and creepy.
it actually doesn’t come as a surprise at all that this show was directed by a lesbian jew
>>63070311
>watching the electric jew
wonder what they like more, white genocide or shekels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuXIozVW5e4
>>63070311
luke cage was sucking off killgrave if u missed that then i cant help you. making him his little bitch before jessica ever siad hi to him at the bar. yeah on the surface this show is everything op said. but when u really look jessica jones is a huge fuck up. everything she does in the show is the wrong move.
Why didn't Khalil save his adoptive father anyway?
I would.
Because i cried that's why
>Why didn't Khalil save his adoptive father anyway?
Plot convenience. They had to kill him off and couldn't come up with anything original.
Compare it to how they handled Pa's death in the 1978 version, which genuinely hits you in the gut.
https://youtu.be/Bp3vqpHOceQ?t=182
> no no superman, i got this
Is this coming to Netflix or Amazon Prime anytime soon? It looks so fuckin based but I would rather wait for it to hit one of those so I can marathon it properly.
Season 1 is on UK Netflix.
>>63069884
Well good luck with that.
>>63069884
>>63069903
Its on hulu, too.
>We spared no expense
>Criminally underpaid his main IT guy
he even had to use a free operating system for his park
>>63069832
Implying he was underpaid, and didnt just want more money for not doing anything.
CHILI
>>63069832
1. He was a greedy fat fuck who would sell out anyway
2. Unix is pretty standard for businesses
Apparently there is a new reality show about tards?
>>63069816
Why not? There are already fatties, midgets, and tall freaks, so why not add downies to the mix.
>>63069816
What type of show is it? A talent show with dancing and singing or one where they put them together in a house for three weeks and see which one emerges as the victor?
>>63069816
>4Chan the Musical
all suited up for black friday
>all suited up for black friday
>Black Friday
I was born for this
I can tell it's you, Kanye.
>>63069674
no no no, i kill thabbas driver
TRIPS DECIDES WHAT MOVIES I SCREEN FOR MY FAMILY AFTER DINNER.
This year I have been delegated the crucial task of selecting our post-turkey Thanksgiving movie. The only requirement is that it NOT have anything to do with Christmas, and preferably be rated at least PG-13 or softer. I leave it up to you.
What does /tv/ watch after obliterating turkey food?
Hard to be a God
