>want to watch an epic sci-fi horror
>tv recommends me Event Horizon
>download movie
>get comfy
>start watching
>less than 5 minutes in, a nigger makes a black cock joke with a blonde co-star
>close movie
>shift+delete instantly
Thanks, /tv/, but no thanks
>>63064567
bye!
Could have just said you wanted an EH thread instead of making up shit.
it's really not that good.
>Coming-of-age story about a 15-year-old boy, Oscar, who falls in love with his stepmother, Eve.
Anyone seen this? It's a thanksgiving movie.
>>63064499
Have you seen it anon?
>>63064663
Watch it and tell us if it's good then family
Who will she plagiarise next?
>yfw Amy Schumer is literally what Sweet Dee would be if she was allowed to control her own career
>>63064504
I'm pretty sure "the gang broke sweet dee" is about that.
I just binge watched the first 25 minutes. Does it get any better?
>>63064364
>binge watched the first 25 minutes
you sound like a retard. Are you a retard?
No it's literally for cvcks
women and gays will never understand this one
What's everyone local cinema like?
Where is the falcon's perch?
Memes aside it's good, but it's getting invaded by too many curry fucks
Ours only allows Kestrels
When your web tv show's better.
jessica jones is even more contrived than the movies.
killzone is the best thing about it ironically
>>63064278
kill yourself
>>63064313
Are the Punisher movies part of the MCU?
Spend your thanksgiving watching Darkplace with /tv/ instead of spending time with your family.
http://instasync.com/r/maggotlimbo
>>63064245
Everyone who would be interested is probably watch mst3k. Darkplace is 10/10 though.
yesss
funereal scene coming up
Happy Day You Religious Weirdos Left the Country Edition
>(Also: Clala has big bongos as is probably likely dead, but who knows)
>>63048859 (last on the /who/ show)
Reminder to be careful with the Secret Santa. Last year an anon reported some guy hanging around outside her apartment after she got her gift.
Also there have been a number of reports of a few trips creating multiple lists to con gifts out of kind hearted anons.
Stay safe anons and have a very Merry Christmas.
Prediction for Hell Bent:
Fade from black to white. Nothing is visible. Is the episode frozen? Should i turn off the telly? But, wait, there is something. Something is moving towards the screen from the deep white plane. It's moving carefully. Methodically. It is practiced and refined.
As the figure comes closer, it also becomes familiar. It is the ghost of Peter Capaldi, bitter with age even in the afterlife.
"My child, you have forgotten your purpose. You are far from the path of your destiny."
"No Peter," I say, "I will not become what you want me to be. I am free from the chains of your old tradition."
"You cannot escape it," he says, as his old face grows hard and cold. His skin tightens, his teeth extend, and his eyes become black holes that whistle when the wind blows through. His twisted skeleton reaches a hand through the screen and grabs me. He crawls through the television, slinking and crunching his monstrous form into the physical world. But I am stronger than him. His bones become dust and are swept away, out of sight, as if they were never there. He is gone again, for now.
Then it ends with Clara being alive and the Doctor now played by Matt Smith, leaving.
So, basically, the same as always plus a couple of surprises. Not expecting much more than that.
Reminder to edit the wiki:
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Who_Wiki
What's his catchphrase again?
>>63064183
TREBLINKA
Bazinga.
>>63064183
Bazooka
A New Hope rehash confirmed.
At least Lucas tried something different with the prequels. JJ playing it safe like an absolute pleb.
you're very late to this party
>>63064115
well let's keep the party going friendo
>>63064073
>At least Lucas tried something different with the prequels.
and every part of it was fuckawful
hooray for playing it safe
Is he done?
>>63064050
More like well done, the big turkey
>>63064050
nah, he could use a couple more hours in the oven. you don't want worms do you?
>>63064050
>Didn't zipper up his big ass hoodie.
/tv/ confessions
i've never seen a dr who episode
>>63064022
me either because I dont watch shit
>>63064022
OP is a fag
Film is my major interest in life but honestly I just got into it to get with a girl and I haven't seen her in years
Place your bets, show off your breed, and get comfy. Hound group just finished.
>>63063962
Who won the hound
>>63063978
Bloodhound 3rd, Virginia Hound 2nd, Scottish Hound 1st
This type of dog breeding is very bad for genetics and leads to incestual abortions. It is no where near as bad as puppy mills
just got back from the supermarket...has marketing gone too far?
>>63063925
Yes, but is it Almakian, Gor, Corellian, or Geldan sun-apple?http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellian_apple
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gor_apple
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Almakian_apple
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Geldan_sun-apple
>Commander... these apples are crunchalicious.
>Set tastebuds to tingling and plot a course for the flavour galaxy.
>>63063925
is that a penis slot for Vader's armor?
Torrent where?
>>63063865
just get netflix.
>>63063865
Wasnt this the faggot who had that really terrible sitcom for like one second
>>63063953
Yeah but his standup is God tier
