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any good films about cats other than a talking cat?
A Talking Cat!?! by David DeCoteau
el farto @ 3:17
Movies? No, but there is one interesting book:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Cat_Massacre
Episodes which are only regarded to be God tier purely because of one scene at the end.
>Made In America
>Crawl Space
>Rains Of Castamere
crawl space's laughing scene was garbage desu
Broadening it out to movies, The Usual Suspects.
The episode in The Wire where Kima gets shot.
The episode in Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry befriends that little girl and steals her doll's head.
Is anyone else fucking terrified of Velociraptors? The kitchen scene from the original Jurassic Park ruined me.
>this fucking sound https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rzGoV3zk34k
not scared of giant feathered turkeys m8
>>63073327
Yeah. The Jurrasic Parks raptors are sorta in the vein of movie monster now because of the new information on raptors. Regardless, they're still blood chilling.
>>63073295
Never get tired of hearing the raptor / t Rex noises from the JP series.
Instantly recognisable, something other animal calls from other film franchises have yet to do.
Not that I care for Manchildren Wars, but is this nigga the best jedi?
He has plenty of patience and is quite no-nonsense but humble at the same time unlike mace dindu
>best jedi
>literally started everything by bringing in that dumb-ass kid to the jedi
>>63073199
>Not that I care
You obviously do otherwise there would be no thread.
>>63073199
What are the qualifications to be the "best Jedi"?
I can't say anything because you haven't established a standard that I can use to make assessments.
>Friday
>Fifth Element
>Rush Hour
What went wrong? How did he become so JUST?
He's the black Michael Cera.
Did one thing and only one thing, and when that one thing wasn't funny anymore he ded
>>63073102
became a christ fag
hands down the best Marvel movie
>>63072923
That isn't Spiderman 2
>inb4 marvel studios
That isn't Iron man
(But it's still pretty good)
Fant4stic was better.
>>63072944
Its better than Iron Man and I like it as much as Spider-Man 2. I rewatched Iron Man and the third act has a much more forced confrontation that is kinda stupid if you think about it and even though its not completely the first movie's fault they set up the Ten Rings and it never pays off.
Although i'm a comic fan, always liked Ant-Man more than Iron Man so thats my bias.
>mfw people think they can properly appreciate the ethnographic surreal tableaux vignettes that constitute most of Paradjanov's filmography
ashiggy qaribi
I watched the legend of sur fortress the other day but it was kinda underwhelming because of the low resolution transfer on Amazon. Is color of pomegranates worth watching? If so where can I find it?
I went to go see this at my member only art house cinema but they wouldn't allow me to bring in my falcon
>>63072710
>Is color of pomegranates worth watching?
Yes, it's his first film (not counting shorts like Kievan Frescoes) where he introduced his trademark tableaux style.
>If so where can I find it?
https://archive.org/details/ColorOfPomegranates-SayatNova1968
How does this man do it? Seriously, how does he fucking do it? The way he jumps from arthouse to mainstream so effortlessly is just remarkable. He's best friends with Lars Von Trier, Abel Ferrara, and Paul Schrader, but then goes on to do a Pixar movie or a video game with Ellen Page. And he seemingly hasn't aged a day since Platoon.
What's your favorite Dafoe role? I can't fucking choose.
Last Temptation of Christ or Antichrist. Makes for a pretty solid double feature, in my mind the two films are sequential.
He aced Pasolini. They look the same in the film.
https://vimeo.com/49333930
Why didn't he fuck her? Pretty sure she wanted it.I'm a guy and even I wanted it.
>implying he'd bother fucking a slut
Cap is pure
P U R E
>>63072465
Cap's WS outfit is fucking great.
I wonder how her sweaty butthole tastes.
ITT: only 10/10 comfy movies that you watch with a blanket and a hot chocolate when it's snowing outside.
You LITERALLY can't hear this: http://youtu.be/zCNHVMIYqiA and don't snuggle with a blankie while you get spooped by the mystery and nostalgia.
<obligatory hp is trash post>
comfy bump
Are you joking? Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects?all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>But at least the books are ggood though!
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
ITT: Convince me that Die Another Day is the best James Bond film.
>inb4 "they're all shit"
>inb4 ">Craig >Bond" meme guy
But Goldeneye is the best Bond film. Or Casino Royale. Or Licence to Kill.
>>63072250
That's the fun of it, I want to see you guys work.
Reminder the writers blamed the criticism for this on Brosnan and sacked him.
>If you play the joker will you die?
>it would be very painful
>You're a messed up guy
>For you
haha
this fucking guy man
Attwhore.
REALLY
HE WAS A BRAVE ITALIAN EXPLORER, AND IN THIS HOUSE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS A HERO. END OF STORY.
>>63072020
Okay let's settle this once and for all. Which character is 4chan and which character is reddit. I feel like Tony is 4chan and Janice is reddit. Tony is just an all-round boss and general bad ass whereas Janice is annoying and whiny af. Similar to 4chan vs reddit. Could just be a coincidence but I've wondered if the writers did this on purpose. Either way, it makes for entertaining television. Would be interested to hear your theories on which character is 4chan and which character is reddit and why.
>>63072095
Ralphie is 4Chan
Paulie is Reddit
Ok, so is Sopranos actually good?
And I don't just mean good, like Die Hard is good, I mean is it actually good good?
What went wrong?
Let's be honest here. Nothing ever went right. The show was always tumblr as fuck. /tv/'s tolerance for this bullshit has just decreased over the years. I always despised it personally.
One episode a year
People grew up, moved on, got bored of waiting, got bored of theorising on what was a relatively shit cliffhanger.
Basically, the writing wasn't good enough to warrant the waiting period between series.
How did they make 12 hours of nothing happening and get away with it?
Kept waiting for something to happen but no, makes Daredevil look like a 10/10
Luke Cage happened and that's enough for me
>>63071529
It's not like 12 hours of nothing happening is anything new in television.
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