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ITT: fuck you slut, I liked it.
>>63115526
>this triggers the autist
Jesus Christ, tfw you thought it would all dovetail neatly into the opening of Alien, and it didn't...
Many people liked Prometheus though
>>63115526
It's ok for you to like it, it's not against the law to have pleb taste.
hang on a minute, this is getting a bit silly
>>63114864
How do you mean senpai?
DUDE MALE EMOTIONS ARE DUMB AND VIOLENT AND ARE ONLY OBSESSED WITH SPORTS, AND FEMALE EMOTIONS ARE LOGICAL, INTELLIGENT AND ACUTE LMAO
it's my bloody painting, what eh?
it's very nice and everything, there's no bread in this bag it's just crumbs
pardon? not even a whiff
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http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/23/zoolander-2-accused-of-transphobia-over-benedict-cumberbatch-character
I would have been excited enough just knowing that Zoolander is getting a sequel, but on top of that it's generating mass SJW butthurt. 2016 will be a good year.
I legitimately don't understand why trans people aren't considered mentally ill.
>>63114643
>Petition picks up more than 9,000 signatures
>>63114643
People just can't take a joke anymore, the sad thing is there are probably a lot of trannies that get a kick out of the joke, it's one of the things that impressed me about Married With Children a lot of the writers were women and they wrote some of the most scathing jabs about their own gender through Al, not to mention that actual fat women were on the show getting roasted too, but they had a fucking sense of humor at least.
Back to Zoolander 2, it sucks they ruined that Ferrell reveal, that would've been great in the theater.
This doesn't make any sense. How would R2 even get in there?
>>63114435
he's autistic
>>63114435
the cave has an entrance at the back, Sherlock.
>>63114435
The force you fucker
Couldn't they find anyone better to host the Golden Globes?
>>63114194
Because when I watch entertainment awards what I really want to hear is political jokes.
>>63114194
>politics at a film/tv awards show
Uh...
Shitty host for a shitty award, anon.
Please keep Ricky over there and away from England.
webm thread post your webms here
How do you think he'll react when Force Awakens receives positive reviews and people call it the best Star Wars film since the originals?
Will he acknowledge it and praise it or will he sulk and just something dismissive like he hasn't seen it?
He'll fluctuate, giving it backhanded compliments for awhile before systematically dismantling everything about the movie
He's working on experimental films right now, I doubt he would care about Star Plebs
>>63113557
Sounds about right. He'll be so salty.
>Hollywood star Rose McGowan says she has quit acting due to the current “boring” state of the film industry, in an Instagram post blasting the current trend for superhero movies.
>“Thoughts on the current state of tent pole films aka superheroes. I’d like to petition for other stories to be added to the slate,” wrote McGowan. “Where are the human stories? I don’t want green goblins and tight outfits. I want intelligence, daring work that drives society forward. I want a mirror, not every cliché regurgitated ad nauseum.
>“From Scarface, to Lebowski, to M, to Anchor Man, to the sublime Carol, to Chinatown, to Sullivan’s Travels. Let’s bring complexity back. Let’s be the badasses we used to be. Open up the director’s chair and it’ll change. Think of all the stories not on screen because women are blocked by the status quo. Fuck the status quo. Honestly, it got so boring in front of the camera I had to quit. Boring often times egomaniacal tyrants not making art. Hmmm ... Why ever should that change? Add women. Change the conversation. Promote depth.”
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/26/rose-mcgowan-quit-acting-boring-superhero-movies-carol
You'd think they'd have some sort of plan in mind for actresses you got by solely on physical appearance but I guess not.
>>63113304
She had me until it was clear she thinks it will be fixed by handing women a seat in the director's chair. Fuck off with this, it's not a gender issue, it's studios not wanting to take new risks on new IPs, and original stories - and when they do, they queef out bullshit like Jupiter Ascending.
Can she name me any piece of art that has been directed by a woman? I think Mary Haron and Kathryn Bigolo have a very masculine feel to their films. And Andrea Arnold struck gold with Fish Tank.
There are fantastic female producers though
>>63113304
She quit acting because she was getting so few offers and got super emotional like an idiot and decided to burn the last few bridges she had left with her agency. On fucking Twitter no less.
Even normie grandmas can see that this is a damage control move. "You didn't break up with me I broke up with you". That sort of shit.
>Fuck the status quo. Honestly, it got so boring in front of the camera I had to quit.
LOL, right.
Keep in mind that this is a person who has never been able to really act. Ever. She only got roles because she was hot. You stop being hot or a new wave of hotties come along and you're completely done. She capitalized on her looks and now she's pissed that she can't anymore. Boo fucking hoo.
>>63113304
She quit acting? I must have missed the news.
>Entrusted by Yoda to build a new jedi order.
>30 years later, no jedi in sight.
So Luke was just being a bum for the last 30 years?
>>63112826
Luke in TFA is based off Kreia in KOTOR 2.
He hates the Force and realizes that so much conflict in the galaxy arises due to the nature of the Force.
Screencap this.
>>63112826
That's why I assume he lives in exile. Because he feels guilty for not fulfilling his task.
>>63112845
exactly. the force is just conflict.
What are some good Lovecraftian movies?
There are none. Read the stories.
Essential Lovecraft:
>In the Mouth of Madness
>From Beyond
>Re-Animator
>Dagon
>Necronomicon
Those are the good ones
>>63112104
I am.
Why are there none?
What are good movies with lovecraftian themes then?
>A Fox News contributor found herself on the receiving end of death threats earlier this week—from Star Wars fans—when she appeared on an early-morning talk show on the network and began talking about some of the trolls that had come out of the woodwork to make fun of her for not having seen the films.
>In a segment that aired last month, Katherine Timpf mentioned that she had no interest in watching Star Wars: “Yesterday, I tweeted something, and all I said was that I wasn’t familiar with Star Wars because I’ve been too busy liking cool things and being attractive. People threatened my life.”
>The Internet’s response? Well, one doesn’t have to look very far to find both death threats and YouTube videos lashing out against Timpf, but the ironic part is that the show she was on is self-labeled as a satirical news program—so one would think that it would have been easy to discern that her remarks may have not been entirely serious, and to not take them personally at all?
What's with nerds and their complete inability to take a freaking joke?
I dont know but you are a faggot
>>63111967
Star Wars nerd detected
>>63111967
stars wars is gay, anon
Poor guy. Will he ever be alright?
He looks alright now. Looks like he's aging gracefully.
I think he assumes he has to be depressive to be a respected comedian, which is stupid
RIDDLE ME THIS! HOW MANY EX-GFS COMMITTING SUICIDE DOES IT TAKE TO BREAK A MAN?
What was Sheev's end goal?
TO CREATE THE FIRST. GALACTIC. EMMPIIIIIIIIIRE
peace
He was a a senate in a man's body and wanted to an operation to transition to a senate.
Thoughts on the new episode?
>that golden lotus scene... Hnnng
>Bertie isn't a kek anymore.
Mr. Showalter BTFO of SJW girl.
Did Gallanger sabotage Edwards' curare or did he misread the label himself? I thought it was a little too convenient how quick he acted once the patient stopped breathing.Also I want to fuck Bono's daughter
>>63110907
He sabatoged the curare. By heating it , he made it more concentrated, thus the increased effect at the same dosage.
Nurse Elkins loves cocaine dick.
Do you wear any subtle /tv/ related clothing?
Thinking of getting pic related
>>63109677
Look up subtle when you get a chance
Sucks that this isn't made commercially
This summer, Suitsupply came out with what was basically a low-grade copy of the Skyfall tuxedo. Since I actually like to dress up and go out when I get the chance, I bought it. It's pretty cool. It helps that I'm not hideous and in fairly good shape.
