Name one more based dwarf
>protip: you can't
>>63122608
heres four
Stalin
>>63122752
The one on the left has got her face photoshopped on, right? Right?
Lets get a good one going
"Villains" who did L I T E R A L L Y nothing wrong.
>Villian
>did nothing wrong
it should be 'characters' pham
>>63122638
i put the word villains in quotation marks so as not to imply that they are actually villains aside from being labeled as such.
>>63122664
I said it should be characters!
Are her 15 minutes of fame already up? Is she done as an actress? Why do you think she didn't get to be the Bond girl in the latest film? Will her career get back on track, will she perhaps be the next Bond girl?
Naw, nepotism will carry her career.
I hope so. I'd rather see Quasimodo than Helga...
>Starkiller Base
If this isn't some ancient Force-powered superweapon that was rediscovered by the New Order, instead of a GIANT BIGGER DEATH STAR!!1! that they actually *built*, it might truly kill the franchise for me.
Well, based on the base's location, there's a theory that Starkiller was built on planet Ilum, notable for its lightsaber crystal caves. So the base could be powered by the crystals.
>>63122388
Not canon.
>>63122815
well, they've published a galaxy map with a lot of planets from the EU and even videogames, emphasizing the fact that they are important so, too early to tell.
How is this person a hero in any sense of the word?
She didn't even have any intentions of telling robyn that her brother died and was dumped in a river.
Because 9/11
>>63122279
Jessica jones is a feminists tv show, just like sense8
It doesnt need to make sense, just needs muh strong female doing strong things.
extremely sad this turned into what it did since she daredevil is so good.
>>63122310
We're had 2015 9/11s happening!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Say something nice about Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
>>63122275
I like it more than sand.
>>63122275
no child actor as one of the main characters
Obi Wan vs Jango Fett is definitely the best fight in the prequel and is a contender for best fight in the entire seires
What went wrong?
Everything. I dropped it by the fourth episode. The best thing about it was watching my try hard friends try to defend it week after week. But by the end they all admitted it was awful.
>>63122262
Left and right were useless for the most part and would've served better as ensemble dark horse types or side characters
Huge plot holes (e.g.how the fuck can you be certain that someone has the "only copy" of certain digital files instead of a backup somewhere)
Vaughn's way of talking should've been weirder but used less often. It would've been way more hilarious that way.Forced character deaths for all of them
Plot's fucking everywhere and hard to follow (Might be because english isn't my first language so I couldn't listen or because my audio quality was shit, but I couldn't understand who was who and what connections there were.)
I really didn't give a fuck about what happened and who did it.
Atmosphere wasn't done as well (I admit this is just an opinion, some liked it but I was expecting something else altogether)
S1 was superior in every wayexcept the endingin my opinion. Even Rust "Fedora" Cohle had better dialogue because it was delivered well enough to remove 90% of the cringe content.
It was never good in the first place. The whole thing was a massive monument to Pizza's ego, if you liked any of it, you literally appreciated getting facefucked.
Who would win in a bare fisted fight to the death?
Current Arnold Schwarzenegger or current Jackie Chan?
Location: fancy restaurant. They were both eating, but spot each other across the restaurant and begin to fight.
The Winner gains the life force of the other and revives their acting career and stars in A list blockbusters again.
My money is on Arnold. Jackie is too small, even if he has cool moves and can flip around on chairs and tables.
Arnold will grab his torso and squeeze him till his eyeballs pop out. (With a goofy sound effect.)
>>63122249
Jackie chan obviously
I would like to see a comedy movie of C and B list celebrities who are trapped on a Hunger Games type island and have to fight to the death while trying to act and be filmed and save their career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6sdpH5N1c0
Ugh, this was awful. Why would they think shoehorning Kevin Smith in this was a good idea?
so it seems I'm the only one who hated it?
It's Cinema Sins.
>>63123566
Despite what /tv/ might say, it's usually entertaining to watch. This however, was atrocious
I hate this goofy looking condescending bitch
Whenever shes on screen she ruins it
Im not a fan of Anderson's filmography but last nite i watched the Royal Tenenbaums, and to tell you the truth, it would've been a solid 9.5 if this dumb "im too superior for you" cunt wouldnt been casted.
Shes probably the reason Coldplay turned to shit, but i guess that belongs to /mu/
Paltrow Hate Thread (or Actors/Actresses that downgrade a film for you)
>Paltrow in a office dress
Unf
>>63122264
fuck you she has the body of a lizard
decent legs i guess but shes fucking shite
I think she's a shit actress but what exactly makes you think she has a superiority complex?
How did someone with zero charisma or social skills excel in Hollywood?
relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA-bn-LmYEk
Directors moslty austic faggots.
is Assassin.
Out of all the +90% films released this year, how many have you watched?
>>63122175
I've watched only one 2015 release and that is Blackhat. Two if you count A Most Violent Year. Blackhat is close to 9/10, say an 8. AMVY is 1/10.
>>63123619
Blackhat was complete shit in everything except action scenes which show Mann at least still has that going for him.
>>63122175
No point in watching contemporary movies firstly because the actually worthwhile ones, especially from Hollywood only get released every 3-5 years, and secondly, there are so many films I still have to see, especially Hong Kong, Taiwanese and Iranian/Afghan movies. Good to see HHH making movies though
Yes, how may I help you?
>>63122153
First you can help me by not doing whatever the fuck you're doing with your left hand, it's kind of weirding me out.
Second would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?
>yfw you find out the actor who played BB actually grew up down the street from this same house.
>>63122153
Fuck now you reminded me of Monk, I miss that show.
Was she truly the best character on Arrested Development?
Her?
I want to glaze her face with semen while maybe eats her out
>>63122130
that was the best part. the best running gag on the whole show was calling her by random names like "egg" and "blank"
Why is Jessica Jones as a character so Fucking stupid? I mean it takes her 3/4 of the season to realize she needs to kill Killgrave? Really?
Are you Fucking kidding me mates!? So she lets all these people die and get fucked up just to try to save one woman? Yeah, great hero work there. Thanks a Fucking lot hepcat.
How is anybody supposed to Fucking relate to this series? And where the Fuck is Daredevil when all this is going on? He's just playing with himself? Just Fucking around?
She was trying to save an innocent young woman that was forced to kill her parents just to spite her. It was completely justified and in character, but I personally got miffed when sad woman killed herself so Jessica would be able to do what you're so mad about, just because the writers couldn't be bothered to figure out a better solution in the span of a series that was at least 3 episodes too long.
>>63122079
>How is anybody supposed to Fucking relate to this series?
A series doesn't need to be relatable to be enjoyable.
>>63122180
Like I said, she is Fucking stupid. For someone who is supposed to be street hardened and supposed to have common sense, that dog just doesn't Fucking hunt.
