worst year of the century for movies! 95% of the films in this compilation were complete shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UxZLCtatAo
But mad max though
>>63290464
>mad max
>inside out
>shit
>>63290792
Mad Max is pleb garbage that only manchildren like.
http://www.hitfix.com/motion-captured/what-one-bad-screening-of-the-hateful-eight-means-for-the-future-of-film
UNO
FARTO
>From the moment the film began with the OVERTURE card depicting a horse-drawn carriage riding through snow in front of a stylized mountain range, Ennio Morricone's big lush score creeping in, there was a problem. The carriage was in the center of the screen, towards the lower third of the image, and right there, almost framing the carriage, was a soft-focus spot that kept dilating in and out of focus.
70 mm was a bad choice
>Its a bane episode
BANE?
>>63290368
According to wookiepedia Darth Bane has 2 meters which is about 6 ft 6.7 inches, which makes him pretty big guy. Obviously he is part of the Star Wars universe but he is also the Sith who made rule of two, which was passed down to no other than Sheev himself. And in the book some of the abilites he uses could be very well be considered as Force Dash THE good trick once again used by Sheev. So I have a question is Darth Bane the Hybrid of sheevposting and baneposting? Is he the one who will conquer /tv/ and stand in its ruins?
>>63290658
Literally who?
ITT: Shows with extremely bizarre and "Fuck it" type endings
>Show is going normal
>Aliens from outer space attack a school
>They just reveal their magical genie secret they've had for 5 seasons to the school
>The Principal literally dies and reveals himself as Chet's dad while wearing mask even after Chet got out of high school
>This isn't even magic
>Reveal Wyatt's fucking his genie
>Gary is so alone that he risks his life to save the school, girls still don't like him, gets killed, gets resurrected, brings peace to the aliens, and now has a really ugly alien gf.
>The end
As if it needs to be said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT4Oq0utl4c
Roseanne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Lxh1yEO5U
BRAAACE THE GAAAAATE
>>63290212
Honestly though, why didn't Sauron just use the Giant worms in the hobbit to breach Helms Deep?
>>63290296
Honestly though, why did you have to shit up a potentially nice thread by mentioning the Hobbit?
>>63290335
Honestly though, this is a legit fucking question. Were the Giant Worms even canon or did Hackson just make them up?
Zod is reincarnated as Doomsday
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shit, what an originall comment, fu*k
Shannon himself spoiled it months ago
>>63290193
It's Nuclear Man you dip
>two characters meet
>character 1: "how are you?"
>character 2: "how are you?"
Why do Americans do that shit?
>>63290166
because we're merely asking a courtesy. We don't actually care how you are
>>63290166
>how are you
I don't understand why people say that to each other anyway. They don't want to really know or care anyway.
>Enjoy your meal.
>You too.
We can all agree that this is the best movie of the decade so far, can't we ?
>>63290111
Bait but I've never thought of Prometheus as a bad movie, not even a mediocre one. I enjoyed it and thought it was a decent SciFi flick.
>>63290111
Fuck off Ridley.
It's up there with Grown Ups 2 and the Poltergeist remake.
I myself am not a big reader, and after some google research I still can't find much for ideas.
As part of my University coursework I need to create a short film from a scene adapted from a novel or short story. The piece will be around 7 minutes long, maybe just over.
I am looking for something interesting, something fun to watch and film, and fun for the actors to act in. Must ideally have a female lead role as my close friend has agreed to act and she has spent her whole life in acting schools. This will be for her showreel too.
No idea on genre, but something kooky/arty. Fantasy etc would obviously be hard to recreate, horror can look very tacky unless done well and good plot/production. I'm thinking maybe psychotic? Something interesting though.
Thanks in advance, any help would be great and much appreciated.
If there are strong female lead roles in novels or scenes from a novel that you think would be great please fire away! Will try involve as few characters as possible (saves having many actors)
Pic related, deadline is soon and this is my life generally :)
What is kooky my friend?
>>63290087
Adapt a scene from John Core.
>>63290087
Adapt The Rats In The Walls by HP Lovecraft so you can call a cat Nigger Man on film
Do you know the oldest lie in American, senator?
Why did they make Lex Luthor autistic? He was always so bad ass in the comics/cartoons.
>>63289958
"Hitler was evil"?
>>63290009
If you think he's always been badass in the comics, you REALLY don't know your comics.
What are some examples of masturbation in mainstream films (or at least non porn/erotic stuff), particularly female masturbation. THIS IS NOT A NSFW DUMP THREAD. I'm genuinely interested in the way this handled in cinema, since it's such a common thing and normal, but is still considered adults only and a taboo (particularly female masturbation).
Scandinavian cinema thread?
Happens in Stoker. Good movie.
Mulholland Drive
Turn Me On, Dammit!
That one with Aubrey Plaza
idk i feel like it used to be transgressive but it's increasingly prevalent in teen films, or coming-of-age films, now -- which is indicative of a shift in societal norms concerning playing clitar hero
>They say don't count your chickens before they hatch. Well, you know what Ray? I'm eating scrambled fuckin eggs.
>>63289928
caspar knew this
You ever heard the old saying "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
Well, I sold the cow, Ray, and nothing is free anymore.
You ever heard the saying if you build it, they will come? Well, it's built Ray, and I'm ready to come.
Please, when is the bubble going to fucking burst? All these movies are the fucking same. Generic CGI overloaded badly edited PG-13 action scenes hung together with a nonsensical plot and endless quips. What's worse is that even though they're all generated by soulless corporations purely as a way to squeeze as much money out of the declining American box office while building presence in foreign ones, people actually argue over which brand is better! And everytime one of the marketing departments executes the next carefully crafted, focus tested step in the campaign to generate as much buzz as possible, we get 500 threads here and on every other site on the internet.
>>63289861
Are all those Sony projects still up or is this not accurate?
>>63290052
>>63289861
image is hilariously out of date
>>63289861
>peplums
>martial arts
>exploitation
>disasters
>vampires
>YA dystopias
It has already peaked, faŠ¼, and it will pass.
Why did you forget about me /tv/?
>>63289749
I don't really pay attention to kitchen ware
I wonder wat her asshole testes like
>>63289808
will smith's mouth
Why the fuck are these cunts always together in everything? Are they lesbian lovers? They're not funny, not charming or novel, I just think of dumb ass 20 year old girls and housewives laughing at these whores.
XD
Is this the most bitter board on 4chan?
ur gay
