Find a flaw
>>63281707
Not television or film
>>63281713
Implying this won't be in the movie
Is there a least likeable person than Jamie Oliver?
>hurr durr I'm European I know everything about food
>hurr durr unhealty diets in school
>hurr durr processed food is baaaaaad
>hurr durr americans are fat
>hurr durr let me teach you about your country
>hurr durr let me teach you how your children should eat
>hurr durr I'm using socialist terms for my food show
>hurr durr no freedom of choice even your meal
I was wondering why no parent in the show kicked his spoiled ass when he tried to patronize an entire country. Let's make a comparison with Adam Richman:
>he's in good shape despite he eats a lot
>his show is actually funny and informative
>wherever he goes people will cheer up
>gives good publicity to less known places in the US, helping locals
>let you decide what is best for you
>he aint no socialist for sure
>>63281698
He's a cunt, but he's right in this case.
COROLLARY: PERSONS WHO CHOOSE TO CONSUME ANIMAL PRODUCTS ARE BARBARIANS WHOSE KIND DESERVES ERADICATION.
>richer than Simon Cowell
>richer than most hollywood stars
>for a few books and crappy shows about healthy food
how does he do it?
This is gonna be a fucking disaster
Batman & Superman (1997)
cool, go talk to your mom about it. you guys can watch the extended cut of age of ultron while she jacks off your willy about how good your taste in film is
>>63281732
fedora-tippingly exquisite
2022 latest.
Box office will be below expectations for everything Disney releases after the Star Wars Anthology: Han Solo. Audiences will be bored with the new, soulless, JJ Starwars that comes out every year. Disney will respond with a move no one predicted.
>>63281684
JJ is only directing the first movie.
>Star Wars vs. Marvel
>Literally owned by the same god damn company, so it's impossible for competition.
Considering the projected longevity of this shit, I actually think it's fairly likely that something this retarded will end up happening
>Civil War trailer universally praised
>Dawn of Justice trailer universally panned
>Disney won again
It isn't fair, bros.
People actually praised the Civil War trailer? It was garbage
>muh superhero console warz
fuck off, stupid toadposer
I fucking hate Gal Gado
>inb4 /pol/
Has /tv/ bought any Star Wars related magazines or merchandise?
Remember back when Time didn't do sponsored articles?
I'm not sure that I do, but I'm pretty sure that they chose their own articles at one point
what are some good movies about cave spelunking?
>>63281366
The Cave Spelunker
>>63281366
>cave spelunking
I bet you also say ATM machine.
guys its 3December whats your favorite 3d movie??
>>63281193
The #1 movie that changed cinema forever of course!
>watching movies on 3 december
go outside bro finally everything is in 3D
pic rel is pretty based
thoughts?
>>63281083
could have used more bane, but its Tarkovsky's 2nd best film after Zerkalo
good meme
>>63281083
Get out of here, CIA
Imagine being Daniel Craig in this movie and having to be all like "damn, Monica Bellucci, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and repulsive leathery mug. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be James Bond and not only pretend you're interested in seducing this octogenary wrinkly mess of a woman, the favorable lighting barely concealing her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she mumbles some stupid shit in that half-assed english she picked up in some rural village in Belgium or whatever. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MONICA BELLUCCI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her ancient fucking mummy hands trying to caress your british spy silky hair. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later Rachel Weisz. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her barren womb as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statoosq" (she meant "statuesque" but she's a stupid fucking foreigner from god know's what fucking italian hoodlum)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers and expensive facial creams in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking James Bond. You're not going to lose your license to kill. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
She is fine though, unlike the beanpole tranny this pasta was originally about.
Imagine being from reddit and coming to this board for the first time.
>>63281036
>She is fine though, unlike the beanpole tranny this pasta was originally about.
Jamie Lee curtis' body in True lies is amazing, beanpole? Way to telegraph you never saw the movie, ya ignorant hick.
>COOOOOOOOOONNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT!!!
what did he mean by that?
>>63280991
>Gonna have me some fun tonight
>Gonna have me some fun tonight
>Gonna have me some fun tonight
>Gonna have me some fun tonight
>>63281009
He lost his contact lens.
Star Wars about to get btfo.
Warcraft!
>>63280982
Kek no.
>>63280982
That's not Thrall.
>>63281144
Err, he's green. It's Thrall.
And I thought my jokes were bad...
>there will never be a serious, competent Lex Luthor in the live action movies
Why can superman use his xray vision and see bruce wayne being batman?
>>63280839
Why does Jessie keep getting roles.
Its because hes Jewish isnt it, because he plays the same character and speaks the same way in every fucking film.
I've seen nothing but praise on /tv for this movie ever since it came out. Saw it last night and came out disappointed.
Everybody here says shit like "best movie since the original" when it didn't even come close thanks to how poorly written Adonis character is.
Adonis has EVERYTHING I repeat EVERYTHING going for him. Good looks, money, smarts, and a career he just got a promotion in.
Rocky on the other hand. Had literally nothing. He was dumb, ugly and was only getting by by working for some gangster.
Adrian was a 30 year old autistic virgin who was super shy around Rocky. They even gave creeds girlfriend a hearing disability which I really like. All characters in the Rocky universe should have a disability. It makes them seem more relatable.
Adonis literally had everything. Rocky even asks him why he wants to fight, only to have it revealed later in the movie that it's "so I know I'm not a mistake"
WELL WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS PROVE YOU STUPID NIGGER. YOU WERE ALREADY SUCCEEDING AT LIFE IN ONE JOB AND THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR A JOB THAT LITERALLY TURNS YOU INTO A RETARD IN YOUR LATER YEARS.
shitty main character. This movie was worth seeing just for rockys scenes and dialogue. I won't be seeing the sequel
>>63280789
Rocky has always been an overrated forced white boi meme
>>63280789
>Adonis has EVERYTHING I repeat EVERYTHING going for him. Good looks, money, smarts, and a career he just got a promotion in.
Gee, I wonder if naming him fucking ADONIS was intentional then?
>tfw Europoor
>tfw Creed opens in the middle of January
Screener when
Was Matrix a terminator? Why was he protecting the girl called Jenny?
Of course.
> MFW jenny was little sarah connor in disguise all along
>>63280592
Why din't he just call his handler and let army help him out ? Why did you he put all his eggs in one basket with crazy black girl ?
>>63280635
Commando does actually function flawlessly as a Genisys prequel.
