Would you date a Sith Lord? Do they have relationships or just sex?
has there ever been a romantic relationship between a master and his/her apprentice? surely it must have happened at least once in the EU.
>>63280570
>Sheev is gay, and probably asexual
>Anakin's penis is severely damaged by lava burns
I think none of them is dating material.
>>63280763
there must've been some qt sithfu at some point
what made him do it /tv?
he was mad that he would never be white
>>63280553
What did he do? Can you specify? It's Lost, for fuck sakes. So much shit happens that it's hard to pick out a specific moment unless you elaborate, you fuck.
>>63280553
he was angry about Iraq war and ISIS
Was this movie any good?
>>63280463
It was OK.
Absolutely patrician
>>63280463
it's fucking great
![For.a.Few.Dollars.More.1965.Hybrid.Uncut.1080p.BluRay.x264-DON.mkv_snapshot_00.46.49_[2015.12.03_07.45.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ggzFAsu.jpg "For.a.Few.Dollars.More.1965.Hybrid.Uncut.1080p.BluRay.x264-DON.mkv snapshot 00.46.49 [2015.12.03 07.45.21]")
About to watch The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
What am I in for?
>>63280456
3 hours of great cinéma.
>>63280456
Close ups of sweaty beaner faces for three hours mixed with a couple of shootouts. Also music you've heard before.
>>63280456
Meme flick reddiors pretend to like.
Just finished watching the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven. Why the fuck is Gladiator so revered while this is considered so mediocre? It was amazing except for Orlando Bloom.
>>63280288
You sort of answered your own question. If the lead is shit the movie can't really survive without it. It's one of my favorite films but it succeeds in spite of Orlando Bloom, not because of him. He's not terrible, just incredibly bland and boring. Gladiator is a much weaker film anchored by 2 fantastic leads which gives it the edge to normies.
Russell Crowe >>>>> Orlando Bloom
>>63280288
It's literally a bad movie and Gladiator isn't that much better but it's still much better. Like, honestly, if you have to ask why Gladiator was more popular than this movie you seriously, SERIOUSLY, don't know shit about movies and people.
Anyone else more sold on him as Batman than any of the previous Batman's?
>Michael Keaton
>the original, but still better suited for Tim Burton style Batman, not an action packed thriller about Man vs Superman.
>Val Kilmer
>Not particularly great, forgettable movies were made better by the villains and Robin
>George Clooney
>Just plain terrible, even George hated being Batman and said he "made him gay"
>Christian Bale
>Far too psychopathic to ever attempt to do anything similar to what Batman would have done in his position. Is actually better suited to play Lex Luthor in this film (bears more similarity to Patrick Bateman), but can't because it would weird audiences out too much for the former Batman to turn into another character. GL Eisenberg.
Somehow you can just feel the rage Ben feels for those who insult Islam, keep calling him "Batman" in person, support Israel and discriminate against his smoking habits being channeled into the Dark Knight's hatred for the Son of Krypton. He's just as broken, flawed, talented and Chaotic Good as Bruce Wayne himself. I have strong faith that Ben will deliver the most riveting portrayal of the Dark Knight we've seen yet, and it's great that he has the support of DC pumping out more movies as well.
Also personally I believe just like George Clooney portrayed Batman as "gay", Ben chose to portray Batman as a jihadist of sorts. Except he's on a jihad against those who threaten his city, which includes Superman.
how fat the exposed but of his face looks is distracting
why does he act like batman when hes bruce wayne
I like his bruce wayne voice but it should be his batman voice
and his batman voice is that bale growl
The best villain in Marvel yet.
Loki was good in Thor, but the first Avengers made him look like a clown.
Kingpin was great, but Kilgrave is amazing.
Tru
Inb4 samefag
kinda wish they kept him a bit longer, for a future cameo or something.
Good acting , bad writing also ..
COME HERE JESSICA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25tng1_ofah-uncle-albert-shocked_fun
i dare you to find funnier OFAH moment, delboy almost breaking character is just great
>>63280017
Oh I dunno, that one scene where he falls through the bar is pretty funny. Or so everybody keeps telling me, anyway.
Del Boy falls through the bar and Trigger makes a face.
Well. That was easy.
>>63280017
The fuck is an OFAH?
When does this get good?
>>63279997
When you kill yourself.
Flight of the Valkyries scene
>>63279997
Same. I've been watching it in 5 minute bursts at 2x speed every few weeks for a few months now. It is SO boring and SO overrated.
![in-the-heart-of-the-sea-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZIcz81T.jpg "in-the-heart-of-the-sea-poster[1]")
Anyone seen this yet?
I know it got released in Germany today plus there might be some anons who saw a sneak peek or something?
Is it, dare I say it, a movie women wouldn't understand?
Shameless phone bump
>>63279840
Vas wunderbar, mein anon. 5/5 schnitzels.
>>63280103
You sound very trustworthy mein freund.
Hey /tv/ I just got a great premise for a movie.
>its in the future
>aliens conquer earth
>aliens use humans like cattle
>aliens genetically or medicinally alter humans to grow faster
>humans live in dark crowded rooms where they barely have space to sleep
>humans get shitty fat food so that they grow fat faster
>the meatier or faster growing humans are bread
I think this could be a really disturbing sci fi horror or something, what do you guys think ?
Where's the story? You created an environment and setting but no plot.
>>63279837
>the meatier or faster growing humans are bread
Do the aliens toast these bread humans?
Also, I don't think humans would provide much dietary nutrition to aliens, what with the different biology and such. Might be wrong but that's what I've heard.
A more realistic reason for enslavement might be canon fodder, labor force, or something to that effect.
>>63279879
Well I'm normally not so good with stories making it about rebellion or escape would be boring I think.
Any recommended sites where I can watch this movie with English subs?
Blacked.com
>>63279832
simply epic
>>63279818
Enable the english subs and there you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEfJhkPK7o
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>deadline.com/2015/12/et-first-look-dark-tower-trailer-oscaar-isaac-matthew-mcconaughey-1201649859/
>"Isaac will front the proposed series as gunslinger Roland Deschain while McConaughey plays the villainous Man in Black. After countless false starts, Nikolaj Arcel, the acclaimed Danish director of 2012’s A Royal Affair, and producer Ron Howard pushed to shoot the nearly finished with filming movie in secret. The current template still includes plans for an accompanying TV series"
KA LIKE A WHEEL! Overwhelmed right now. Hope they don't fuck it up, glad it didn't go to Bardem, still wish Guy Pearce got the role though. What do you think honestly family?
>>63279642
BUMP
fuck you you magnificent troll, that cast would be perfect
Fake, continue ignore the thread and move along
I believe that when future generations look back on film in the early 21st century, PTA will be remembered as the only great American director from this dark age of Hollywood.
And no I didn't forget Wes "let's just make the same movie over and over" Anderson.
>>63279606
Disagree. He will be ONE of the top few who are remembered, but to put him alone at the top would be a little bit of a stretch.
>>63279606
You're forgetting Tarantino
>>63279631
Who else do you think qualifies?
Mind I'm strictly talking about American filmmakers. On a global scale he's the tip of the iceberg.
Is he pleb or patrician?
he's dead
probably Tylo Be Chillin
A jawless critic?
He's pottery.
