Tis' the season /tv/. Lets make some coco and get cozy. What is the essential christmas core?
Chistmas story is a must obviously and my family watches ekf every year OP
i guess ill do this thread closer to christmas? i really want comfy holiday movies though
>COOOOONNNNTAAAAAAAACT!!!!
"Villains" who did nothing wrong
It's the same ones every time. Someone post the chart and end it.
But anon he had AIDS, he was a villain in real life too tbqh
In the original cut thy gave him an ending where he became good
>Luke, did I ever tell you about your mother Padmé? She literally gave up on living as soon as she saw your face. She was ultimately the reason your father destroyed my order. On our final parting, he bellowed "I HATE YOU!" as I left him to burn on the edge of a lava river. In fact, I took his Jedi Lightsaber, here it is. Your father used it to slaughter countless Jedi including numerous *cough* younglings. And he was a good friend.
>>63301675
Why do you think he calls him "a good friend"? Why do you think he kept his promise and gave the saber to Luke?
He knows that eventually the truth will be revealed but he knows if he tells him Vader is his father now will compromise his training and possibly send him on a path of revenge and fall to the dark side.
Obi wan knows that Anakin didnt hate him, it was the dark side corrupting him.
This is what it means to be a Jedi master, Obi wan saw through the constructs of "light" and "darkness" and knew there was an essential part of ourselves that will live on forever and that part is not light or dak, its the force.
Lucas is a master.
I like you.
>>63301772
>Anakin didnt hate him, it was the dark side corrupting him.
How convenient.
>Batfleck fucking devastated because of the divorce
>That feel
>That face
Yet he still stuck to his job and made me swallow my words about him as Batman, the fucker's the best Bat so far.
What a guy.
>>63301609
maybe some of the anguish will come through in his performance. clooney was a horrible batman because in between takes he was fucking every female on set and came back way too happy to be batman
>devastated he's divorcing one of the biggest cunts in Hollywood
He should be thanking allah.
>>63301609
>justifying Batfleck
First of all, GO FUCK YOURSELF, and second of all, nowthat he's cheated on Alias with the nanny, how long before Alias frames him for murder, amirite?
What does /tv/ think of Sergei Parajanov?
a true genius
>>63301557
That annoying little shit doesn't deserve that catslut. Fuck him.
>>63301557
He should be gassed for real this time
If there is ever an Army of Darkness 2, this dude should be like Ash's son or something. He's almost a spitting image of Ash and I think he'd play the part good.
Hell, even an Evil Dead 2 remake. He could play Ash Williams.
Thoughts?
>>63301552
is he mixed? I'm getting some non-white vibe from him
>ywn rock the sunglasses he wears in burn notice as good as he does
>>63301625
He's italian.
>>63301664
What do you look like wearing them?
Ok /tv/ just got out of a pre-screening of The Revenant. Here are the splits:
Cinematography: 9/10 or a close as possible. Despite a few meme sequences it is very well done.
Pacing: 5/10. Slow but sort of engrossing. Too much crawling thought the snow.
Acting: 4/10. Literally grunt and squint: the Oscar nomination.
Violence: 10/10. Some scenes are plain fookin br00tal, m8s.
In conclusion I'll offer a cautious recomendation.
>>63301490
Also, spoiler alert, Leo isn't getting that Oscar this year Reddit.
>>63301525
how shitty is this board that every 5 posts has to mention another website
>>63301490
How was the bear rape scene? Did they play it straight or was it sort of comedic?
>watching a film
>mfw it's actually a joint
What's the difference between a film and a joint, anyway?
is spike lee autistic?
>>63301592
With that much love for a shit team like the Knisck it's possible
>>63301475
one can be Die Hard, the other one gets you high as shit.
I recommend doing both at the same time.
What kind of alien is this /tv/?
>>63301471
You know exactly what he is from RoTJ.
What funnie response are you looking for?
>>63301471
Space Mexican
Space mexican
Holy fuck, dat haircut make here go from a 7/10 with the dyke cut to a solid 8.5+.
Why would they dyke cut someone with such potential.
I think she looks worse.
>>63301423
Shakaar had good taste, she should have listened to him
Friendly reminder that dukat did nothing wrong except kill several million bajorans, sell his empire out to psychopaths and try to end the universe
Who will play him in the movie?
>>63301325
oh man, I was just listening to STP
was it ISIS?
>>63301325
Wasn't this guy already dead?
Has there ever been a greater keking in film than what happened to Caleb?also vikander thread
>>63301316
The beta deserved.
>>63301333
I saw that ending coming but it still fucked me up.
Why did she do it?
i think it would have been much more interesting if Beard-o were an AI the entire time
the test states that to pass the human must be completely unaware they were talking to an AI
Caleb never once questioned if Nathan were human or not, and I got this vibe that they were trying rather hard to make Nathan a "character" from the way he acted to the ghostbusters reference etc; all things a "human" would do
She with you?
BRAVO DC
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>So was I
>>63301233
Batman looks horrible
Black Panther looks god tier
DUDE BEAR RAPE LMAO
DUDE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN LMAO
>>63301192
He got fucked by the academy so many times that he doesnt care about some bear dick at this point, his asshole is like a circus peanut can. (anyone get the reference?)
What is this meme?
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