why does sebulba always win?
Because every other racer is BANTHA POODOO!
He sabotages other racers
>>63303442
because he is a fucking cheat
What's your opinion on RedLetterMedia movie reviews?
>>63303371
The best on the Internet.
What movie reviews?
hey guys Max here I know you guys don't mean it when you bring up the twilight indecent (or when you talk crap about anything I'm involved in for that matter). You are just trying to get a reaction out of my and it's ok you all are just trying to have fun I get it. I know if we met in real life we would talk about movies and get along fine, maybe we would be friends, who knows. Anyways guys just wanted to say thanks to red letter media for having me.
I can't believe it, but it's almost here. The embargo lifts in 10 days.
86%
99%JEWSEWS
43% worse than prequels
94%.
Will it deserve it? Most likely not. But the hype is too fucking potent for it to be anything less than "the biggest hit of the decade" or whatever.
I'll still enjoy it, but I certainly won't tell people I did.
Hahaha, oh wow.
Oh wow.
how could someone like cats? They shit in a box in your house and hate you.
OMG this movie was my childhood ! ! !
>>63303262
Steve Jobs is that you?
Daisy Ridley lived on fish to get into shape for The Force Awakens.
What does it smell like precious? Does it taste so juicy sweet?
Why fish specifically
Chris Evans ate a boiled egg, a few crackers, and some celery to get into shape for that new sea movie.
>its another image.jpg ban evading iShiiter thread
How the fuck do I get my hands on this?
Is there a place to stream it, like Dailymotion or something?
Really interested. Phantom Edit wasn't bad, so I wanted to check out another awful trilogy lumped together as one almost not horrible movie.
fuck me come on niggers
you download the torrent
>>63303217
I'm at work, I can't.
That being said, even if I was at home on my own computer, I wouldn't know how or how to not get a virus. I'm a buyfag and am too stupid. What do?
look at the way screenwriter max landis is staring at rich
he's literally fucking disgusted
What's with Max's gay pride wardrobe
Red Letter Media are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
we really needed a 5th thread op ....
depressed about being alone. Any recommendations to help me cheer up? Maybe something really immersive and engaging.
Three Colors Trilogy: Blue
BLACKED
>>63303061
The Apartment.
What would make a better movie Occupy Wall Street or Black Lives Matter?
Neither, because both movements have 0 meaning.
>>63302649
Black lives matter would probably win an oscar, but neither idea would be good
>>63302649
Occupy since there are multiple dramatic moments you could splice together across the globe, and it has a more general appeal.
>tfw have to hide my Pixar power level.
>Like Cars for the animation
>hide it because its popular with babies.
Am I the only one that watches animated movies for the animation? For example I really liked car and thought it was beautiful but normies thinks only babys like it.
Same thing with The Incredibles, its about superheros and animated by Pixar so its one of my favorite if not my favorite but normies think its for babies.
sigh...I hope im not alone on this one.
What the fuck are you on about. 99% of normies enjoy Pixar movies because they are enjoyable. How severe is your autism?
3D animation is technically impressive but 2D animation is the only thing I can appreciate for artistry.
>and they all make this face
Also you just have to look at the minion """""""phenomenon""""""" to see how much normies like pixar
Last thread died.
Just finished watching The Killer. Damn, that was a fun fucking movie.
I didn't know what to expect going in, save for a shit ton of guns and blood, but I got that along with a sweet little romance and THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, plus some sick 80's city porn.
Really made me think about how I'd want to make an action movie. The hyperbloody squibs were fucking awesome.
>>63302324
bump
Probably shouldn't have started that thread before watching the movie.
Why did Hong Kong action films fizzle out?
>>63302514
China
>literally out today
>less than 15 review so far
what the fuck
>>63302189
when studios think their movies are going to get savaged by critics they won't schedule advanced screenings or they'll set a review embargo that will prevent critics from publishing their reviews until right before the movie is released
Saw it, it's good. Better than I expected tbqh. It's very anti-cliche, if that makes sense. 7/10.
>been Dec 4 for a total of 1 hour and 16 minutes
Fuck you.
Meme scenes before memes were invented, ITT.
>>63302179
>>>/tumblr/
>>63302179
>before memes were invented
A meme is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture". A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.
>>63302179
you're a meme
Do you think actors are intimidated by their co-workers who are by-and-large superior to them?
>>63302142
>Oh god they're looking at me
>No wait they're looking at Chris
>Man Chris is handsome
>Am I gay?
>What the fuck should I do with my hands?
chris got some big ass feet like goddamn nigga
>>63302210
alot of guys, people in general actually, would be intimidated by hemsworth I reckon
What went wrong?
>>63302042
Nothing, it was a great film.
>>63302042
Probably casting nothing but B-listers.
A Muslim main character.
That was only okay in four lions tbqhf
