How the shit can anyone even let this slip through ?
>>63312752
Context, motherfucker, provide it.
>>63312752
seriously how could the actress not notice
>his phone doesn't have auto-rotate
>All Maxs jokes fall flat
>Jay has seen gay pornos
>Rich should have stayed in Hell
>Mike leaves mid screening
Most awkward BOTW yet?
>>63312429
I don't like these implications
Is he fucking Jay?
Also Richs' beard is on point
>>63312429
Red Letter Media are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>The Sopranos
>The Wire
>Breaking Bad
>Mad Men
>Friday Night Lights
So these are the top 5 undisputed TV dramas of all time, right?
I have about as much respect for breaking bad as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
>>63312259
Might wanna use a few more buzzwords there, pal. I don't think you have enough.
>>63312259
Quality shitpost fellow anon 10/10 XD
Was crashing the DC cinematic universe part of your plan?
DR. PALMER I'M JSA
It will make twice more than civil war
>>63311925
CIA and Bane set aside their differences to take down doomsday and save Muderman and Allahuackbarman.
What were movie theaters like in the 80s?
>>63311761
they were huge outdoor screens in parking lots and you drove your car in and parked it and watched the movie in your car
I wish i was making this up
>>63311761
Movies played for 8 months straight instead of 8 weeks.
>>63311761
Less dirty. Less minorities, too. And, back then, no-singles policy was actually enforced by sheer initiative.
Excited /tv/?
I want to see her get blacked
My menorah is spinning with anticipation
Post the holy bible of /tv/ in your native tongue, Not the whole scene, but i'll start with the spanish version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prrKxukK08
It is hilariously bad.
>no puedes resistir instead of you're a big guy
shit
>>63311001
That "para ti" sounded really sexual also
>>63310962
Didn't find the video.
- Dr. Pavel! Je suis de la CIA.
- Il n'était pas seul.
- Uhmm, vous ne pouvez pas amener d'amis.
- Ce ne sont pas mes amis.
- Ne vous inquiétez pas, il n'y a pas de frais supplémentaires.
- Et pourquoi je les voudrais?
- Ils tentaient de vous voler votre cible. Ils travaillent pour le mercenaire...l'homme avec le masque.
- BANE?
- (hochement approbatif)
- Mettez-les à bord, je vais le signaler!
Prohibition Era confirmed. Get hype.
Nice source you got there, pal.
>>63310615
Will this season have the same cutsey affectations and shallow, ultimately unrealised philosophical undertones?
>>63310615
Fake.
>Season 3 will take place a couple years after the first season, EW has learned exclusively.
>“It’s more contemporary,” showrunner Noah Hawley said when asked about the season 3 time period. “It’s set a couple years after season 1.”
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/03/fargo-season-3
>feminist main hero
>white make evil villian
>white male villain uses rape against hero which is portrayed as absolutely worse than death
>5 unnecessary long winded interracial sex scenes with black side kick
>black man is a strong buck who is very smart and morns the death of a wife he apparently loved and was faithful to
>all secondary white characters are portrayed as incompetent or redneck stereotype
>white brother and sister family fuck each other and are both insane
>gay characters are everywhere
>gay marriage and divorce are issues explored
>gay main lawyer was gender swapped from the comic turning a proud straight white man into a cold lesbian woman
>secondary white male villian goes through a journey unlike a stereotypical MRA:
>unconfident white male gets mind controlled then falls in love with a woman but gets too clingy and demanding, forces her to adopt his thinking or else causes her to have conflicts wit h her female friend eventually goes off the deep end attacking both woman out of pure hate
>he literally takes red pills to make himself stronger, the more he takes the more vicious and irrational he gets
>when the woman tries to take the red pills it nearly kills her showing how bullshit it is
There is more but I think this covers the bigger points tb
raceblind here, can you explain any of this without relying upon racial insecurity?
I hope you're making this up for shitposting. If all that is true then it's very obvious propaganda.
>>63310681
Basically none of it is true. Just /pol/ being /pol/.
Why do nerds pretend to like this piece of shit? Films like 2001 and Apocalypse now hold up to this day and amongst patricians recognized as masterpieces. But Star Wars... it's so Reddit it's disgusting. Fucking puppets(bad ones at that) and retarded costumes. 'oOoOOooo le dark side xD so evil' and space samurais. Don't you faggetnerds have any standards? Watch some arthouse and learn to appreciate the art of cinema.
Tell me, have you watched the 3 first flicks(yes they're popcorn flicks) recently and thought "MAn these films are such masterpieces"... I bet not...
tldr: overrated crap
>2001
Never understood this flick, were they going for a post ironic Seinfeld esque "show about nothing" gimmick?
What's your favorite episode of Home Improvement?
>>63309867
AUERRRGGGHHHH
Whats with the Home Improvement threads? Is it on Netflix™?
>>63309939
I DONT THINK SO CIA
So, we can all agree these are his best films, right? Good.
>3 of his most well-known flicks
Yeah, no. Are those the only list of his works that you've ever seen?
>>63309795
>it's not obscure enough so no
>>63309795
>just cause they are well known, automatically not the best
watch the edge
Jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSjkUzlHxK4
>Qwod jumpah
>We've got won
>Waves hand to a side
>I'm acteeeeeeeeng!!!!
I am shocked at the terrible casting choices they made for this film
Bump for Boyega giving a decent performance and Ridley fucking up big time.
*extends arm dramatically*
WEAVE GOT WUN
Who /peggy/ here?
Who /noreen/ here
>>63309234
Tell me those are nips
No way her nips are that powerful! I'm literally hard as a rock
>>63309357
Mah nigga. Peggy a shit.
the guy adheres
the chap complies
>>63308903
i like your style, dude
the fellow concedes
